[转贴]宋江手机短信精选
<STRONG><P><BR></STRONG><FONT color=#7d7d7d>文章提交者:zuozhi </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>其一:黑三,你到哪里鬼混去了?打你手机为何老关机,什么意思嘛,是不是又到小姐被窝里“开会”去了?当心回来吃老娘的洗脚水。阎。<BR><BR> 其二:梁山聚义厅<NOBR><B class=kgb onmouseover=isShowAds = false;isShowAds2 = false;isShowGg = true;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u5DE5_u7A0B";KeyGate_ads.ShowGgAds(this,"_u5DE5_u7A0B",event) style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick=javascript:window.open("http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/iclk?sa=l&ai=Bkw9KqLY1R5DhKJGk7APB352GD73ixhn12Ib3AsCNtwHQ6AwQARgBIIL2kgsoFDgAUKmZxaX8_____wFgnfnggegFqgEKMjAwMDAxNjAxNrIBD2NsdWIuY2F0ODk4LmNvbcgBAdoBPmh0dHA6Ly9jbHViLmNhdDg5OC5jb20vbmV3YmJzL2Rpc3BiYnMuYXNwP2JvYXJkaWQ9MSZpZD0xNzI3NDUwgAIBqQLrSXnXAByCPsgCydJoqAMB6APJAugDMOgDTOgD5QI&num=1&adurl=http://www.cciaLuban.com&client=ca-pub-7244513001137299");GgKwClickStat("工程","www.cciaLuban.com","afc","2000016016"); onmouseout=isShowGg = false;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u5DE5_u7A0B">工程</B></NOBR>我已包给镇关西郑屠,他先送来定金两万两白银,工程完后另有孝敬。听说卢俊义也在打这个工程的算盘,你千万要顶住啊!宋清。<BR><BR> 其三:兄上次交代的梁山小金库那一笔款子,已安全存入瑞士国钱庄,请哥哥放心,十分秘密。户头是宋太公,密码照旧。弟戴宗。<BR><BR> 其四:三郎,好想你啊!都说是良宵一刻值千金,你为何让我一等再等,等得花儿都谢了。莫不是还在吃燕青的醋,我和他只是逢场作戏,和你才是真情实意。还有个急事,我在鼓楼大街上开的酒楼,有人老来捣乱,请你速派几个弟兄来坐镇。你的师师。<BR><BR> 其五:下周二,梁山开始武功定段位,弟已申报高级武术师,僧多粥少,名额有限,请兄鼎力相助,在评委会做做<NOBR><B class=kgb onmouseover=isShowAds = false;isShowAds2 = false;isShowGg = true;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u5DE5_u4F5C";KeyGate_ads.ShowGgAds(this,"_u5DE5_u4F5C",event) style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick=javascript:window.open("http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/iclk?sa=l&ai=Bkw9KqLY1R5DhKJGk7APB352GD73ixhn12Ib3AsCNtwHQ6AwQARgBIIL2kgsoFDgAUKmZxaX8_____wFgnfnggegFqgEKMjAwMDAxNjAxNrIBD2NsdWIuY2F0ODk4LmNvbcgBAdoBPmh0dHA6Ly9jbHViLmNhdDg5OC5jb20vbmV3YmJzL2Rpc3BiYnMuYXNwP2JvYXJkaWQ9MSZpZD0xNzI3NDUwgAIBqQLrSXnXAByCPsgCydJoqAMB6APJAugDMOgDTOgD5QI&num=1&adurl=http://www.cciaLuban.com&client=ca-pub-7244513001137299");GgKwClickStat("工作","www.cciaLuban.com","afc","2000016016"); onmouseout=isShowGg = false;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u5DE5_u4F5C">工作</B></NOBR>,弟日后定有重谢。弟武松。<BR><BR> 其六:宋江,我已掌握你的卖官纳贿、侵吞公款、包养二奶等多条证据,识相的,三日之内立即给我汇来五千两银票,账号××。否则,休怪我不客气,咱们纪检总衙那里见。无名氏。<BR><BR> 其七:据京城内线可靠消息,审计府下月要对梁山进行财务大检查,来势凶猛,兄宜早做准备,把账做好,漏洞补上,切勿大意。弟朱贵。<BR><BR> 其八:近来,童贯、蔡京在常委会上几次向你发难,都被我顶回去了,你自己也要小心谨慎,千万不要被人拿到把柄。另,梁山到<NOBR><B class=kgb onmouseover=isShowAds = false;isShowAds2 = false;isShowGg = true;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u4E1C_u4EAC";KeyGate_ads.ShowGgAds(this,"_u4E1C_u4EAC",event) style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick=javascript:window.open("http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/iclk?sa=l&ai=BwbEvqLY1R5DhKJGk7APB352GD_-bwBfVyvSsAcCNtwHAlrECEAIYAiCC9pILKBQ4AFD2xIFYYJ354IHoBaABusL-_gOqAQoyMDAwMDE2MDE2sgEPY2x1Yi5jYXQ4OTguY29tyAEB2gE-aHR0cDovL2NsdWIuY2F0ODk4LmNvbS9uZXdiYnMvZGlzcGJicy5hc3A_Ym9hcmRpZD0xJmlkPTE3Mjc0NTCpAqiWF2iOM0M-qAMB6APJAugDMOgDTOgD5QI&num=2&adurl=http://www.sakura-house.com/chinese/&client=ca-pub-7244513001137299");GgKwClickStat("东京","www.sakura-house.com/","afc","2000016016"); onmouseout=isShowGg = false;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u4E1C_u4EAC">东京</B></NOBR>的高速马路就包给我二女婿干吧。宿太尉。</FONT> </P> <FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#ee1111>这个宋江从头到尾没有干过一件好事啊!</FONT></EM></FONT> <P>原文由 zhangty9898 发表: 原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#ee1111>这个宋江从 </FONT></EM></FONT><FONT size=6><EM><FONT color=#ee1111>头到尾没有干过一件好事啊!</FONT></EM></FONT> <FONT face=隶书 color=#2b2bd5 size=6>老枪兄能够设计一个完美的宋江型像就好了!</FONT></P> 三郎,好想你啊!都说是良宵一刻值千金,你为何让我一等再等,等得花儿都谢了。莫不是还在吃燕青的醋,我和他只是逢场作戏,和你才是真情实意。还有个急事,我在鼓楼大街上开的酒楼,有人老来捣乱,请你速派几个弟兄来坐镇。你的师师。<br> 原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#ee1111>这个宋江从头到尾没有干过一件好事啊!</FONT></EM></FONT>
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