银光鱼嘉 发表于 2007-11-29 21:11

[分享]丑男与美女

&nbsp; <br><DIV class=Section0><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-INDENT: 108pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#e61a94><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">丑男与美女</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">有一个丑男与一位美女相遇，丑男顿起想调戏美女的色心。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">　　</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">丑男问美女：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">美丽的小姐，你看过最近的新电影吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">”&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">　　</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">美女一脸困惑：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">什么电影，有那么好看吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">”&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">　　&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;丑男：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">当然好看，看了让你不想入睡。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">”&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">美女：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">什么电影，我要去看看哟！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">”&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">丑男立马说道：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">《老枪》《日出》《第一滴血》。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">”&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">　　</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏; mso-spacerun: yes">美女听完顿时晕倒！<FONT color=#4822dd>20071129024</FONT></SPAN><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"></FONT></P></DIV>

三湖人 发表于 2007-11-30 10:22

<FONT size=5>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 联想丰富...</FONT>

白湖桥 发表于 2007-11-30 17:59

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: " ?yes?? mso-spacerun: 华文新魏?;><FONT color=#ee6911>美女听完顿时晕倒！</FONT></SPAN>

l刘大爷 发表于 2007-12-1 00:18

<FONT size=6>老枪，日出第一滴血。是处女吗？</FONT>

文彪 发表于 2007-12-1 09:07

原文由 白湖桥 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: " ?yes?? mso-spacerun: 华文新魏?;><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=6>美女听完顿时晕倒！</FONT></SPAN>
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