翻江鼠 发表于 2007-11-30 11:53

[转贴]乞丐与吝啬鬼

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">一个乞丐来到一个吝啬鬼家门前乞讨。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">乞丐：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">请你给我一小块肉，奶酪或奶油。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">吝啬鬼：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">没有！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">乞丐：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">面包屑也行。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">吝啬鬼：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">也没有！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">乞丐：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">那就给口水喝吧！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">吝啬鬼：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">我们连水也没有了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">乞丐发怒了：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">那你为什么还坐在家里？还不快和我一起去要饭！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">放心</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">　　一小区十户人家九户都装了防盗门，只有一户没装，一天九户人家一起被窃，唯有没装防盗门的这户门上小偷写道：你放心我，我也放心你！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

兔宝宝 发表于 2007-11-30 12:37

小偷也讲诚信啊。

文彪 发表于 2007-11-30 12:42

原文由 安安6652 发表: <br><P><FONT size=5><FONT face=宋体>你放心我，我也放心你！<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT color=#3a6b2e size=5><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#3a6b2e size=5><STRONG>少见的小偷！！</STRONG></FONT></P>

鹰戈 发表于 2007-11-30 12:48

<P>原文由 兔宝宝 发表: 小偷也讲诚信啊。 </P><P><FONT size=5>他知道没有装防盗门的肯定没什么可偷。</FONT></P>

冬泳新兵 发表于 2007-11-30 13:15

原文由 安安6652 发表: <br><P><FONT size=5><FONT face=宋体>你放心我，我也放心你！<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT color=#3a6b2e size=5><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#3a6b2e size=5><STRONG>少见的小偷！！</STRONG></FONT></P>

翻江鼠 发表于 2007-11-30 13:21

<FONT size=6>穷,不怕偷</FONT>

泳祁 发表于 2007-11-30 13:26

原文由 鹰戈 发表: <br><P>原文由 兔宝宝 发表: 小偷也讲诚信啊。 </P><P><FONT size=5>他知道没有装防盗门的肯定没什么可偷。</FONT></P>

大度英雄 发表于 2007-11-30 21:03

原文由 兔宝宝 发表: 小偷也讲诚信啊。

老九 发表于 2007-11-30 23:09

<P align=center><FONT face=隶书 color=#cc3370 size=6>路不拾遗,夜不闭户,在历史上曾经有过!</FONT></P>

晓月清风 发表于 2007-12-1 05:57

<FONT size=6>哈哈~~！一伙的吧！</FONT>
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