老枪 发表于 2007-11-30 23:49

[转贴]一个农村小姑娘的爆笑麻辣作文

<TABLE class=tablebody2 style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all" width=600 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt"><B>[转贴]一个农村小姑娘的爆笑麻辣作文</B><BR><FONT color=#7d7d7d>文章提交者:江海寄余生 加帖在 <A href="http://club.cat898.com/newbbs/list.asp?boardid=1"><FONT color=#3399ff>猫眼看人</FONT></A> 【凯迪网络】 http://www.kdnet.net</FONT><BR><BR>近日下乡,在一地处高山的乡村农户家小住,闲翻这家小姑娘的作文本,无意间发现诸多幽默句子,让人忍俊不禁,回味再三,又突然觉出一丝伤感。边远农村教育状况不佳,需要得到更多社会关注。不然,闹笑话的就不只是小姑娘了。 <BR><BR>1、表哥对我说,杀猪杀屁股,各有各的刀法,我想也是,有人杀脚,有人杀手。电影中杀手好像是一种找钱的<NOBR><B class=kgb onmouseover=isShowAds = false;isShowAds2 = false;isShowGg = true;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u5DE5_u4F5C";KeyGate_ads.ShowGgAds(this,"_u5DE5_u4F5C",event) style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick=javascript:window.open("http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/iclk?sa=l&amp;ai=BkePf9C9QR5ncFoqy6QOYo5S4DrWH5gq1gpTRAcCNtwGQThAGGAYggvaSCygUOABQlZHq9Pv_____AWCd-eCB6AWqAQoyMDAwMDE2MDE2sgEPY2x1Yi5jYXQ4OTguY29tyAEB2gE-aHR0cDovL2NsdWIuY2F0ODk4LmNvbS9uZXdiYnMvZGlzcGJicy5hc3A_Ym9hcmRpZD0xJmlkPTE5NjAzMzKoAwHoAyPoAyI&amp;num=6&amp;adurl=http://www.56survey.com.cn&amp;client=ca-pub-7244513001137299");GgKwClickStat("工作","www.56survey.com.cn","afc","2000016016"); onmouseout=isShowGg = false;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u5DE5_u4F5C">工作</B></NOBR>。(<NOBR><B class=kgb onmouseover=isShowAds = false;isShowAds2 = false;isShowGg = true;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u8001_u5E08";KeyGate_ads.ShowGgAds(this,"_u8001_u5E08",event) style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick=javascript:window.open("http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/iclk?sa=l&amp;ai=BkePf9C9QR5ncFoqy6QOYo5S4DrWH5gq1gpTRAcCNtwGQThAGGAYggvaSCygUOABQlZHq9Pv_____AWCd-eCB6AWqAQoyMDAwMDE2MDE2sgEPY2x1Yi5jYXQ4OTguY29tyAEB2gE-aHR0cDovL2NsdWIuY2F0ODk4LmNvbS9uZXdiYnMvZGlzcGJicy5hc3A_Ym9hcmRpZD0xJmlkPTE5NjAzMzKoAwHoAyPoAyI&amp;num=6&amp;adurl=http://www.56survey.com.cn&amp;client=ca-pub-7244513001137299");GgKwClickStat("老师","www.56survey.com.cn","afc","2000016016"); onmouseout=isShowGg = false;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u8001_u5E08">老师</B></NOBR>批语:这杀手算名词活用,还是乱用?) <BR>2、今天起早,<NOBR><B class=kgb onmouseover=isShowAds = false;isShowAds2 = false;isShowGg = true;InTextAds_GgLayer="_u5988_u5988";KeyGate_ads.ShowGgAds(this,"_u5988_u5988",event) style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; 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晓月清风 发表于 2007-12-1 04:56

<FONT color=#f70968 size=6>偶喜欢看!…………!</FONT>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-12-1 15:10

<FONT size=5>奶奶上次从城里回来,说在电视上看到许多人争一个球,打得火起,为什么不一<NOBR><B class=kgb onmouseover="isShowAds = false;isShowAds2 = false;isShowGg = true;InTextAds_GgLayer=" style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick=javascript:window.open( onmouseout="isShowGg = false;InTextAds_GgLayer=" iclk?sa="l&amp;ai=Bov9D9C9QR5ncFoqy6QOYo5S4DtuajzKb_J3XBcCNtwHAsS4QAxgDIIL2kgsoFDgAULnUv-IGYJ354IHoBaAB8ZDW9wOqAQoyMDAwMDE2MDE2sgEPY2x1Yi5jYXQ4OTguY29tyAEB2gE-aHR0cDovL2NsdWIuY2F0ODk4LmNvbS9uZXdiYnMvZGlzcGJicy5hc3A_Ym9hcmRpZD0xJmlkPTE5NjAzMzKpAlwNiA8dKYI-yAKnv-kDqAMB6AMj6AMi&amp;num=3&amp;adurl=http://www.airuite.com&amp;client=ca-pub-7244513001137299");GgKwClickStat("人发","www.airuite.com","afc","2000016016");"" pagead pagead2.googlesyndication.com http: _u4EBA_u53D1?? _u4EBA_u53D1?;KeyGate_ads.ShowGgAds(this,?_u4EBA_u53D1?,event)?>人发</B></NOBR>一个?我也觉得很好笑,但奶奶是没文化也没见识,现在我们国家还穷,一人发一个太浪费了。(老师批语;你奶奶可以理解,你不可原谅) <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200712115936459.gif"><BR><BR><BR></FONT>

兔宝宝 发表于 2007-12-1 20:32

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一石击水 发表于 2007-12-1 22:09

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大度英雄 发表于 2007-12-1 20:59

<FONT color=#154ba0><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>爆笑麻辣作文有意思。</FONT><BR><STRONG><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007121205757986.jpg"><BR><BR></STRONG></FONT>

唐装水手 发表于 2007-12-2 18:31

原文由 麦克雷 发表: <FONT size=5>奶奶上次从城里回来,说在电视上看到许多人争一个球,打得火起,为什么不一<NOBR><B class=kgb onmouseover="isShowAds = false;isShowAds2 = false;isShowGg = true;InTextAds_GgLayer=" style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick=javascript:window.open( onmouseout="isShowGg = false;InTextAds_GgLayer=" iclk?sa="l&amp;ai=Bov9D9C9QR5ncFoqy6QOYo5S4DtuajzKb_J3XBcCNtwHAsS4QAxgDIIL2kgsoFDgAULnUv-IGYJ354IHoBaAB8ZDW9wOqAQoyMDAwMDE2MDE2sgEPY2x1Yi5jYXQ4OTguY29tyAEB2gE-aHR0cDovL2NsdWIuY2F0ODk4LmNvbS9uZXdiYnMvZGlzcGJicy5hc3A_Ym9hcmRpZD0xJmlkPTE5NjAzMzKpAlwNiA8dKYI-yAKnv-kDqAMB6AMj6AMi&amp;num=3&amp;adurl=http://www.airuite.com&amp;client=ca-pub-7244513001137299" pagead pagead2.googlesyndication.com http: _u4EBA_u53D1?? _u4EBA_u53D1?;KeyGate_ads.ShowGgAds(this,?_u4EBA_u53D1?,event)? );GgKwClickStat(?人发?,?www.airuite.com?,?afc?,?2000016016?);??>人发</B></NOBR>一个?我也觉得很好笑,但奶奶是没文化也没见识,现在我们国家还穷,一人发一个太浪费了。(老师批语;你奶奶可以理解,你不可原谅) <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200712115936459.gif"><BR><BR><BR></FONT>
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