[转贴]爆笑——吴宗宪我猜我猜猜猜
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=3>吴宗宪：唷！欢迎收看我猜我猜我猜猜猜！掌声鼓励。</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">Hello ! everyone , I Come back ! <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：啊！丞琳，几天不见，你变鬼了！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：全世界爱阿雅的观众朋友们，我阿雅回来了！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：好好好，阿雅，你走的时候，我是送一首歌给你，你回来，我也以一首歌</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>欢迎你。阿咪老师，麻烦来首费翔的《故乡的云》</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">(</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>唱）鬼来了，鬼来哟，鬼来了，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>鬼来哟！（一直重复）</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：宪哥，我去美国的这几个月，你一点没变哦！还这么坏！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你那两点也没变（指胸部），还是“不想长大”。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：宪哥，我在美国真的想死你了。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：我是真的想你死了，想我？想你个大头鬼啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：对！（靠上宪哥）你就是我的大头鬼（宪哥头大）。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>观众起哄鼓掌</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：好了好了，在美国有没有养黑人小白脸啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：人家心里只有你嘛！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：好，你也会永远活在我的心中好不好。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：什么东西啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：各位观众，今天是我们我猜内地版的第二期，因为出于对内地观众的考</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>虑，丞琳没有过来主持，所以我们被迫把阿雅从土里挖了出来。今天我们同样请来 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>了几位内地当红的明星，首先欢迎徐静蕾小姐。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徐静蕾：大家好，宪哥好，阿雅好！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：徐静蕾又是演员，又是导演，还出唱片，出书，真的是才女，该称呼你什</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>么？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徐静蕾：叫我老徐吧！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：那王朔是不是该叫老王吧（老王八）？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你跟王朔到底有没有同居？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徐静蕾：没有，我们是属于忘年交</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你们有书信交往吗？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徐静蕾：有啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：那就是性……</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：说出来啊！性什么？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：徐静蕾，新歌要不要唱一下</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徐静蕾：其实不算新歌啦，我就唱一小段吧！（唱《梦想照进现实》）</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：啊！我先前还不知道徐静蕾是算歌手还是演员，听完她的歌，我知道了，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>她是一个演员。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：不会啊！我觉得她唱得不错啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：对，在演员中，她歌唱得最好，在歌手里呢，她戏演得最好！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：好，接下来欢迎的这位是宋祖德……</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：是先生还是小姐？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：什么先生小姐？这还要问吗？让我一起欢迎宋祖德人妖。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：对对对。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：他是带着神经病来的。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：宪哥！我还没做手术啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你这位朋友是瞎子阿炳吗？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：是真的啊！宪哥，你看我这样是不是很性感？（摆姿势）</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：（吐）你这样是很勇敢！那怎么现在还不去做呢？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：因为后来我想，要是把我的小鸡鸡剪掉了……</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：（插话）哦，怪不得你想剪掉，原来只是根“小”鸡鸡哦！</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：不是啦！宪哥，我的鸡鸡还是很长的。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你是指包皮的部分吗？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>全场暴笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：宪哥，金钟奖啊，不要聊那个了。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：好！我问你，肉包子里包的是什么？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：问我什么啊？包肉啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：好，那菜包子呢？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：好，那皮包呢？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：你陷害我！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：请注意用词，是小鸡鸡。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你可以不蹲着嘛！你劈叉啊！（一字步）</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：而且做变性手术的话，以后每个月还会出血，会很麻烦</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：变性的也会有吗？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你误会了，宋祖德是说如果他变性的话，以后每个月可能都会被人打到出</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>血。听说你还打算让章子怡动刀啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：我是有这个想法，我想让恨我的人解一回气。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：如果是那样的话，那恐怕你浑身长满小鸡鸡也不够人剪的。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：那你要是真的剪掉的话，岂不是可以练那本什么典的武功了！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：对！是武林秘籍《新华字典》</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徐静蕾：宪哥，好像是《葵花宝典》吧？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：对对对！练成后跟东方不败齐名，江湖人称：洞房必败！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：宪哥，其实我变性主要是为了孝顺我的母亲。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：是吗？是为了孝顺你的父亲吧？（坏笑）</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：你好恶哦！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：因为我很长时间没有陪在母亲身边，变成女的后，我就能陪母亲睡觉聊天</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>了。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：不变性你也可以啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：几十岁的人了，还跟母亲睡会很怪啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：那也太怪了吧！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：徐静蕾跟母亲怎么样？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：那后来法院判妈妈几年有期徒刑？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徐静蕾：没那么严重啦！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徐静蕾：妈妈有道歉。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：哦，好，那我们现场采访一下徐静蕾的母亲——黄健翔，请问你为什么说你</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>递了辞职信？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>黄健翔：宪哥好，阿雅好，大家好！宪哥，不是同一件事了！我是从央视辞职。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：对啊！“中央一套”啊！</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>黄健翔：宪哥，你是说有人把中央一套注册成避孕套商标的事吗？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：听说还有人把宋祖德注册为养猪厂品牌的，叫“送猪的”</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：真的吗？谁啊？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>黄健翔：宪哥，我的书是叫《像男人一样去战斗》</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：哦，那是跟《妇女之友》是同一类型的书。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：像男人一样，很明显是给女人看的书嘛！当然，我也是《妇女之友》的忠</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>实读者。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>黄健翔：宪哥，其实这本书更适合男士看，因为有的男的看上去是男的，但骨子里</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>却一点也不像个男人。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你这话是在说宋祖德吗？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>宋祖德：不是我啦！宪哥，他的意思……</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>黄健翔：是，我就是说你！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：哦，杠上了！（大声地）剪掉！剪掉！剪掉！宋祖德变公公了！不要给宋</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>祖德任何的鸡鸡，嘴大的娱乐圈的变性人，他继承了变性人的光荣的传统，东方不</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>败，岳不群，林平芝在这一刻灵魂附体，宋祖德一个人，他代表了中国太监们的悠</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>久的历史传统，在这一刻，他不是一个人在变性，他不是一个男人！子怡，子怡面</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>对这个混球，她面对的是全世界变性迷的目光和期待。阉掉了，手术结束了，宋祖</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>德变性胜利，淘汰了他的小鸡鸡。嘴大的宋祖德，嘴大的宋祖德的鸡鸡，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>他不辜负变性人的期望，这个阉割是一个绝对理</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>论上的绝杀，绝对的死鸟。宋祖德进入了变性人行列！胜利属于章子怡，属于李宇</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>春，属于李亚鹏，属于刘亦菲，属于冯小刚，属于郭德刚，属于所有恨宋祖德的</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>人。让他没蛋吧……宋祖德也许会后悔的，他在有鸟的情况下，他做得太开放了，太</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>变态了，他不用再回到肮脏的男厕所了，因为他现在是女人啦，再见！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>全场暴笑鼓掌，宪哥狂喘气</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：很喘哦！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：健翔，我终于明白你为什么要辞职了，这是一个体力活啊！我差点叫出海</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>豚音，健翔，说实话，你当时的本意是不是就是想在比赛的时候发出海豚音向张靓</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>颖告白。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>黄健翔：不是了，宪哥。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：在欢迎下面这一位嘉宾之前，我先出一个谜语，谜面是李厚霖，请猜周杰</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：是《妻李湘》还是《骑李湘》？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：好，掌声欢迎李湘。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湘：大家好，宪哥好，阿雅好！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：李湘，上期节目怎么没有过来？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湘：宪哥，上次真的是有事，我刚和老公离婚，所以……</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：所以答案只能是《骑李湘》了！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湘：宪哥！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：李湘，介意透露一下你的三围吗？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湘：秘密。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：（故意地）对，就是“咪咪”那部分</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>导播来了个李湘胸部的特写</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">~~~ <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：（假意骂导播）没礼貌，个人兴趣啊！象话吗？太过分了，还拍胸部特</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>写，麻烦拷一卷带子给我，我带回家自己私藏</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：导播，为了以示公平，不然观众会抗议说怎么欺负一个内地的女明星，麻烦</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>连我的胸部一起拍！给我个特写，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">ok</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：不要，不行，我们在拼收视率，不要这么冒险。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湘：宪哥，其实我的胸部跟阿雅差不多。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你这是侮辱阿雅，还是侮辱自己，小心今天晚上你的胸部会流泪哦！你是“</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>胸有成竹”，阿雅是“胸有不足”。到底是多少？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湘：胸围，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">32C <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：哦，那是跟阿雅差不多，阿雅是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">32</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>凹。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：（打宪哥）李湘就是那种人很瘦，但是胸部又很大的。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：对，阿雅你也是人很瘦，但是……也很瘦………</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湘：不会啊！从我这里看还蛮大的。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：是吗？你的隐形眼镜是放大镜吗？从我这看是一马平川</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：好好好，我的胸部是一个大，一个小好不好</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：不不，不要这样，你的胸部是一个小，另一个更小。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：你的头还一个大，另一个更大呢！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>观众起哄大笑鼓掌</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：你是指哪个头？手指头、脚趾头、鼻头、才下眉头又上心头、（边说边把</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>手在下半身指来指去）大肠头、黑头粉刺、膝盖头、舌头……还有一个部分，你们都</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>不敢讲，我来讲——两个字的……</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：讲啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：喉头！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：还好你想到一个，不然金钟奖就完了（假装放心的拍胸脯）</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：（凑到阿雅胸前）听！有回音！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：李湘，离婚不要紧，美女不愁嫁嘛？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：对！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：阿雅，你是真的嫁不了！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>众人笑</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>阿</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>雅：我还假得不能真呢！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴宗宪：一起进入今天的阿雅真的嫁不了！！</SPAN></FONT></P> <FONT face=方正姚体 color=#ffcc00 size=6>hahahahahahaha!!!</FONT> 爆笑 好好笑噢! 好笑<BR> 热闹！搞笑第一。 <P align=center><FONT face=隶书 size=7>好笑</FONT></P> 原文由 amang 发表: <FONT face=方正姚体 color=#ffcc00 size=6>hahahahahahaha!!!</FONT> 原文由 amang 发表: <FONT face=方正姚体 color=#ffcc00 size=6>hahahahahahaha!!!</FONT> <FONT face=宋体 color=#eec211 size=6>鬼来了，鬼来哟，鬼来了！</FONT> 原文由 安安6652 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007126183922386.gif"><BR><BR> <FONT size=6><STRONG>真有趣！</STRONG></FONT>
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