中国人接吻四十年通史(搞笑)
六十年代叫“那个”<BR> 女（低头轻声）道：哎，你能不能“那个”我一下？！ <BR> 男（疑惑不解）道：那个？！哪个呀？！ <BR> 女（面露羞涩）道：“那个”就是……傻样…… <BR> 男（恍然大悟）道：噢……嘿嘿……俺还怪不好意思的！ <BR> 接着传来“啧啧……”声<BR> <BR> <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=hand; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294678177801.jpg);}" src="http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294678177801.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" border=0><BR> 七十年代叫“亲亲”.<BR> 男：二丫。 <BR> 女：嗯？干吗？狗剩哥？ <BR> 男：我……能不能……亲亲…………你……啊？！ <BR> 女（假装生气）你？！……讨厌。 <BR> 男（害怕讨好状）：我……我……对不起……二丫…… <BR> 女（扑哧一笑）：就一下啊。 <BR> 接着传来：狗剩哥再来一下好吗？！……啧啧……声音<BR> <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=hand; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294682877802.jpg);}" src="http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294682877802.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" border=0><BR> <BR> 八十年代叫“吻”.<BR> 男（两眼放电）：玲，可以吻你吗？！ <BR> 女（两眼接电）：我还以为你不说了呢？！ <BR> 接着：玲，你不会晚上还吃的韭菜馅的饺子吧？！<BR> <BR> <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=hand; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294687577803.jpg);}" src="http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294687577803.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" border=0><BR> <BR> 九十年代叫“波儿”.<BR> 男（一进家门边换鞋边说）：老婆我回来了！！ <BR> 女（边解围裙边扑向男喋声）老公，你回来了，想死人家了！ <BR> 男：我也是，“波儿一个先” <BR> 画外音：你是不是又喝酒了？再喝就别回来了<BR> <BR> <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=hand; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294692177804.jpg);}" src="http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294692177804.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" border=0><BR> <BR> 现在叫“嘴”.<BR> 男（不屑一顾）：猪猪，来，嘴一个。 <BR> 女（无所谓状）：OK！ <BR> 画外音：女：小子！还我口香糖！<BR> <BR> <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=hand; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294696877805.jpg);}" src="http://www.v366.net/files/photo/20070916/Image/200791615294696877805.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out;}" border=0> <br>哈哈，楼主真逗呀， <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007127225529161.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 白雪迎春 发表: <BR>哈哈，楼主真逗呀， 原文由 雪韵梅情 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007127225529161.gif"><BR><BR> <P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007128113142150.jpg"><BR><BR></P> 在聊天室听说过－－嘴某人，彻底明白了。<br>中国传统文化的特点是：和爱有关的－－红灯，和恨或冷漠有关的－－绿灯。<br>联盟专区要正好相反。 <STRONG>引用</STRONG>： <br><HR SIZE=1><br>原文由 <B>雪韵梅情</B> 发表: <BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007127225529161.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR> 越来越自然 原文由 雪韵梅情 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007127225529161.gif"><BR><BR> <P><FONT size=5><STRONG>《接吻的历史》——生理人文系列图书</STRONG> </FONT></P><P><A href="http://product.dangdang.com/product.aspx?product_id=8656126"><FONT size=5>http://product.dangdang.com/product.aspx?product_id=8656126</FONT></A></P><P> </P><P><FONT size=5>《吻完就擦嘴》</FONT></P><P><A href="http://qkzz.net/Announce/announce.asp?BoardID=18400&ID=120680"><FONT size=4>http://qkzz.net/Announce/announce.asp?BoardID=18400&ID=120680</FONT></A></P> [原文由 雪韵梅情 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007127225529161.gif"><BR><BR>
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