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竹子发表于 2007-12-13 10:24

校园对联

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1ae642><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">新年将至</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">某大学中文系学生为学校编了四副对联</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">分别如下</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US>1 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上联：博士生研究生本科生生生不息</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">下联：上一届这一届下一届届届失业</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">横批：愿读服输</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT color=#22dd22 size=5> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US>2 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上联：金沙江嘉陵江江江可投</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">下联：教学楼宿舍楼楼楼可跳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">横批：空前绝后</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT color=#22dd22 size=5> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US>3 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上联：爱国爱家爱师妹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">下联：防火防盗防师兄</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">横批：恋爱自由</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT color=#22dd22 size=5> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US>4 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上联：上课一排全睡</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">打饭全不排队</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">魔兽通宵不累</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">短信发到欠费</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">下联：抽烟打牌全会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">啤酒十瓶不醉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">逃课成群结队</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">恋爱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>n</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">次崩溃</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#22dd22><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">横批：大学万岁</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>

文彪发表于 2007-12-13 10:31

<FONT color=#22dd22><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=7>愿读服输<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT color=#22dd22 size=7> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

llzz 发表于 2007-12-13 11:51

原文由文彪发表: <FONT color=#22dd22><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=7>愿读服输<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT color=#22dd22 size=7> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>这个横批绝了。

乐水嘉州 发表于 2007-12-13 11:55

原文由大卫发表: <FONT color=#0909f7 size=4>各位泳友可别只觉好笑。人到中年，我们的子女很可能正在这样的某一个“大学校园”里。<BR></FONT><FONT color=#f73809 size=7>警惕啊，同志们！</FONT><BR><BR>［此帖子已被大卫在 2007-12-13 11:52:43 编辑过］

乐水嘉州 发表于 2007-12-13 12:00

<P><FONT size=6>忍俊不禁。对联确实道出了我们校园里的某些现象。笑过后是忧思。我们的师长们也该有所作为才是。</FONT></P><P><FONT size=6>但我知道这点文字是多么的无力……</FONT></P><P><FONT size=6>只能发出点声音而已……</FONT></P>

双鱼发表于 2007-12-13 20:17

<FONT face=华文行楷 color=#c709f7 size=6><STRONG>笑过后是忧思</STRONG></FONT>

我冬泳我快乐 发表于 2007-12-13 20:50

这些对联确实折射出现代大学生的某些现状,忧虑啊......

浑河晚渡 发表于 2007-12-24 20:29

<P><FONT size=6>忍俊不禁。对联确实道出了我们校园里的某些现象。笑过后是忧思。我们的师长们也该有所作为才是。</FONT></P><P><FONT size=6>但我知道这点文字是多么的无力……</FONT></P><P><FONT size=6>只能发出点声音而已……</FONT></P><BR>

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