[转贴]“这年头”新编——绝对真理
<FONT color=#3c57c4><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，苦干实干，做给天看；东混西混，一帆风顺；任劳任怨，永难如愿；会捧会献，杰出贡献；尽职尽责，必遭指责；推托栽赃，邀功领赏！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，男人的小康就是有一所像样的小房，有一辆时尚的小车，有一笔吃喝的小钞，有一位顾家的小太，有一门管用的小“炮”，有一群擦炮的小蜜！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，为官之道就是为领导干一百件好事也不如与领导一起干一件坏事，领导带你一起干了一件坏事那肯定有一百件好事等着你！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，说<U><SPAN style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm">河南</SPAN></U>人诈骗，广东人笑了；说河南人造假，浙江人笑了；说河南人斤斤计较，上海人笑了；说河南人夸夸其谈，北京人笑了；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，海关数学等式为：专家</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">+</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">实干</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">=</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">白忙；立正</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">+</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">稍息</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">=</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">管理；唱歌</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">+</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">跳舞</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">=</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">业务；听话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">+</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">擦鞋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">=</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">能力；大话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">+</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">做秀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">=</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">成绩；年龄</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">+</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">糊涂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">=</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">可靠；军龄</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">+</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">关龄</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">= </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">任用。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，河南人好生郁闷：好不容易有座山，却是平顶山；好不容易有家酒店，却是驻马店；好不容易想结婚，自己却洛了“阳”；好不容易找个老婆，却被人家开了“封”！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，接听电话声音渐渐小对方是领导，声音渐渐大对方是部下，一听就发燥对方拨错号，笑得不停歇那是女同学，半天哼一下老婆在训话，悄悄避开人对方是情人！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，当官也不容易：体质弱的累死，心胸窄的气死，智商低的悉死，胆量小的吓死，酒量小的喝死，性欲差的羞死，性欲强的那可真是舒服死！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，教育好子女是生命延续的重要代表，理顺好领导安排好部下是权力重要代表，办好朋友的事是人生价值的重要代表！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，人有钱有<U><SPAN style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm">时间</SPAN></U>有个好身体，绝品；人有钱无病无时间，珍品；人无钱无病有时间，上品；人无钱无病无时间，次品；人无钱无时间有脾气，废品！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，警察接到五条禁令：禁止和美女睡觉兴奋致死！禁止和情人睡觉醉生梦死！禁止和丑女睡觉烦躁致死！禁止和小姐睡觉劳累致死！禁止和老婆睡觉整夜装死！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，干部素质要求你：心中有小平，袋中有文凭，对上能摆平，对下能铲平，道德没水平，金库能填平，左手拿酒瓶，右手握药瓶，家里有醋瓶，外面有花瓶！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，十类人不宜做大官：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">胆小，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">话多，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">钱少，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">关系差，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">酒量小，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">才华横溢，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">学历太高，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">疾恶如仇，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">性功能差，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> 10 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有姿色不肯献身。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，开展批评太难了：批评老婆她就乱跑，批评老公他就乱搞！批评上级就官位难保，批评同级就关系难搞，批评自己就自寻烦恼，批评下级就选票减少！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，各级领导虽然都位高权重但对群众要求还是蛮关心的。凡男人求领导办事，领导都会热情地说：你怎么不提钱（前）来讲嘛！凡女人求领导办事，领导总是推托说：我很忙，“日”后再说！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，喝酒像喝汤，此人是工商；喝酒不用劝，工作在法院；举杯一口干，必定是公安；八两都不醉，这人是国税；起步就一斤，准是党卫军！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，老婆是家情人是花，工资给家奖金送花，病了回家好了看花，离不了的是家忘不了的是花，常回家看看别忘了浇花！这年头，女人的基本配置是：身边站个魁梧的，怀里搂个功夫的，家里待个赚钱的，远方有个思念的，梦里藏个初恋的，偶尔来个温柔的，老了混个懂保健的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，男人认为情人是手表越漂亮越好，小蜜是怀表越隐秘越好，小姐是<U><SPAN style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm">电子表</SPAN></U>越新鲜越好，老婆是自动表不上弦照样跑，各种表都想要只是时间要掌握好！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这年头，到处都是错别字：植树造零，白收起家，勤捞致富，选霸干部，任人为闲，择油录取，得财兼币，检查宴收，大力支吃，为民储害，提钱释放，攻官小姐。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:><FONT color=#f70997 size=6>这年头，教育好子女是生命延续的重要代表，理顺好领导安排好部下是权力重要代表，办好朋友的事是人生价值的重要代表！</FONT></SPAN> <P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0033ff size=6>哎！这年头！</FONT></P><P> </P> <FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " New Times Roman?; Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family:><FONT color=#f70909 size=5>这年头，男人的小康就是有一所像样的小房，有一辆时尚的小车，有一笔吃喝的小钞，有一位顾家的小太，有一门管用的小“炮”，有一群擦炮的小蜜！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"><FONT color=#f70909 size=5> <BR></FONT></SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> <BR></SPAN><br><br>［此帖子已被 麦克雷 在 2007-12-24 20:13:24 编辑过］ <P><FONT face=幼圆 size=6>回首笑红尘，山水寄余生。哈。。。。。。</FONT></P> 原文由 晓月清风 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#f70997 size=6>这年头，教育好子女是生命延续的重要代表，理顺好领导安排好部下是权力重要代表，办好朋友的事是人生价值的重要代表！</FONT></SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#f5a3f5 size=5>这年头，苦干实干，做给天看；东混西混，一帆风顺；任劳任怨，永难如愿；会捧会献，杰出贡献；尽职尽责，必遭指责；推托栽赃，邀功领赏！</FONT></SPAN> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071216173711651.jpg"><BR><BR> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times ?Times New Roman?; Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:><FONT color=#f70997 size=5>这年头，人有钱有<U><SPAN style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm">时间</SPAN></U>有个好身体，绝品；人有钱无病无时间，珍品；人无钱无病有时间，上品；人无钱无病无时间，次品；人无钱无时间有脾气，废品！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"><FONT color=#f70997 size=5> <BR></FONT></SPAN> <P align=center><FONT face=隶书 color=#e61a42 size=6>修身养性,清心寡欲,超脱矣!</FONT></P> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=5><STRONG>这年头，警察接到五条禁令：禁止和美女睡觉兴奋致死！禁止和情人睡觉醉生梦死！禁止和丑女睡觉烦躁致死！禁止和小姐睡觉劳累致死！禁止和老婆睡觉整夜装死！</STRONG></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"><FONT size=5><STRONG> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071216221119885.gif"><BR><BR><BR></STRONG></FONT></SPAN> 原文由 白云515 发表: <br><P><FONT face=幼圆 size=6>回首笑红尘，山水寄余生。哈。。。。。。</FONT></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>这年头，十类人不宜做大官：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>胆小，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>话多，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>钱少，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>关系差，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>酒量小，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>才华横溢，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>学历太高，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>疾恶如仇，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>性功能差，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"> 10 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>有姿色不肯献身。</SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=5>各位，对号入座吧。</FONT></SPAN></P> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#ff3300 size=5>这年头，到处都是错别字：植树造零，白收起家，勤捞致富，选霸干部，任人为闲，择油录取，得财兼币，检查宴收，大力支吃，为民储害，提钱释放，攻官小姐。</FONT></SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><STRONG>这年头，人有钱有<U><SPAN style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm">时间</SPAN></U>有个好身体，绝品；人有钱无病无时间，珍品；人无钱无病有时间，上品；人无钱无病无时间，次品；人无钱无时间有脾气，废品！</STRONG></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966"><STRONG> <BR></STRONG></SPAN> 原文由 安安6652 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#9b439b size=5><STRONG>太有意思了！！我差点笑背气了！！</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#9b439b size=5><STRONG>枪斑就是历害！！超级经典！！</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#9b439b size=5><STRONG>收藏了！！谢谢！！</STRONG></FONT></P> <FONT face=隶书 color=#cc3352 size=6>同感！</FONT> 原文由 大度英雄 发表: <br><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0033ff size=6>哎！这年头！</FONT></P><P> </P> 原文由 泳祁 发表: 原文由 安安6652 发表: <BR><P><FONT color=#9b439b size=5><STRONG>太有意思了！！我差点笑背气了！！</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#9b439b size=5><STRONG>枪斑就是历害！！超级经典！！</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#9b439b size=5><STRONG>收藏了！！谢谢！！</STRONG></FONT></P> <FONT face=隶书 color=#cc3352 size=6>同感！</FONT> 原文由 晓月清风 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#f70997 size=6>这年头，教育好子女是生命延续的重要代表，理顺好领导安排好部下是权力重要代表，办好朋友的事是人生价值的重要代表！</FONT></SPAN> 原文由 双鱼 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071216173711651.jpg"><BR><BR>
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