转帖:小偷历险计
<TABLE height="100%" cellPadding=8 width="100%" bgColor=#fffff0 border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top><TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: justify" width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><P align=center><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #008080; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">小偷历险记</FONT> <BR>2007-12-19 09:57:40.0</FONT> </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top><TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: justify" width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><DIV class="div img"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14px; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">据说,XX路公交车小偷猖獗,本人想去见识见识。 <BR><BR> 第1回,我上车,除了坐车的1块钱什么都没带。从起点站坐到终点站,自我感觉一路平静。但是在终点站下车时,发现裤子里多了张纸条:“一个大男人出门一个子都不带,丢不丢人啊。——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第2回,我揣了个破钱包,里面装了1毛钱。到了终点站后,发现钱还在,钱包里被塞了张纸条:“我们不是乞丐,请不要侮辱我们的职业,谢谢。——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第3回,我还是揣破钱包,里面装了100块假钞。到了终点站后,发现钱仍然还在,钱包里被塞了张纸条:“私藏大面值**是违法行为,请自觉去相关部门上交,谢谢。——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第4回,我拿了个信封,里面装了叠过期的海峡人才报。到了终点站后,发现信封还在,拿出报纸一看,报纸被换成了最新的海峡人才报,外带1张纸条:“现在是咨询时代,及时更新信息,才能把握机会,赢得成功!——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第5回,我在衣兜里放了个玩具手机。到了终点站后,手机仍在,多了张纸条:“请不要开此玩笑影响我公司正常工作,谢谢。——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第6回,我拿了把玩具手枪插在腰上。到了终点站后,发现枪不见了,裤腰里被塞了张纸条:“最讨厌你们这些抢劫的,一点技术含量都没有!没收作案工具!——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第7回,我正准备上车,结果人太多没挤上去。正等下一班车的时候,我一摸口袋,发现多了20快钱,还有张纸条:“大哥,干我们这一行的整天风吹日晒的也不容易,敬上20块钱,您想去哪打车去吧,请您别再整我们了!——小偷公司敬上”<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><!--显示帖子正文内容--></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P align=center> </P><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#ee113d size=7></FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#ee113d size=7>高手!</FONT></P> 这个笑话不好吗,使你开心快乐是我的本意 <P>原文由 暴雨骄阳 发表: 这个笑话不好吗,使你开心快乐是我的本意 </P><P><FONT color=#e61a1a size=3><STRONG>好,谢谢暴雨骄阳的笑话。</STRONG></FONT></P> 高水平的小偷! 原文由 暴雨骄阳 发表: <br><TABLE height="100%" cellPadding=8 width="100%" bgColor=#fffff0 border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top><TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: justify" width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><P align=center><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #008080; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">小偷历险记</FONT> <BR>2007-12-19 09:57:40.0</FONT> </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top><TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: justify" width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><DIV class="div img"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14px; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">据说,XX路公交车小偷猖獗,本人想去见识见识。 <BR><BR> 第1回,我上车,除了坐车的1块钱什么都没带。从起点站坐到终点站,自我感觉一路平静。但是在终点站下车时,发现裤子里多了张纸条:“一个大男人出门一个子都不带,丢不丢人啊。——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第2回,我揣了个破钱包,里面装了1毛钱。到了终点站后,发现钱还在,钱包里被塞了张纸条:“我们不是乞丐,请不要侮辱我们的职业,谢谢。——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第3回,我还是揣破钱包,里面装了100块假钞。到了终点站后,发现钱仍然还在,钱包里被塞了张纸条:“私藏大面值**是违法行为,请自觉去相关部门上交,谢谢。——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第4回,我拿了个信封,里面装了叠过期的海峡人才报。到了终点站后,发现信封还在,拿出报纸一看,报纸被换成了最新的海峡人才报,外带1张纸条:“现在是咨询时代,及时更新信息,才能把握机会,赢得成功!——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第5回,我在衣兜里放了个玩具手机。到了终点站后,手机仍在,多了张纸条:“请不要开此玩笑影响我公司正常工作,谢谢。——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第6回,我拿了把玩具手枪插在腰上。到了终点站后,发现枪不见了,裤腰里被塞了张纸条:“最讨厌你们这些抢劫的,一点技术含量都没有!没收作案工具!——小偷公司敬上” <BR><BR> 第7回,我正准备上车,结果人太多没挤上去。正等下一班车的时候,我一摸口袋,发现多了20快钱,还有张纸条:“大哥,干我们这一行的整天风吹日晒的也不容易,敬上20块钱,您想去哪打车去吧,请您别再整我们了!——小偷公司敬上”<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><!--显示帖子正文内容--></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#11ee11 size=5>是真是假</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122392023596.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 快乐泳者 发表: <BR><P align=center><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122391853818.gif"></P><BR><BR> 高手啊! 拜托,这小偷怎么联系?告诉我,我要和他学艺 原文由 海燕 发表: <br><P>原文由 暴雨骄阳 发表: 这个笑话不好吗,使你开心快乐是我的本意 </P><P><FONT color=#e61a1a size=3><STRONG>好,谢谢暴雨骄阳的笑话。</STRONG></FONT></P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"> <BR><P align=center><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122391853818.gif"></P><BR><BR> <P>o(∩_∩)o...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...o(∩_∩)o</P><P> </P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG 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