翻江鼠 发表于 2007-12-21 13:20

[转贴]人生多味瓶

<FONT size=4>为难：在拥挤的电梯里突然想放屁。<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;幸运：在屁没放出来之前,其他人都下电梯了。<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;高兴：电梯里只剩下自己一个，轻松地放了个屁。<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;后悔：太臭了，连自己都忍受不了。<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;羞愧：臭味儿消散之前，有人要上电梯。<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;痛苦：电梯里只有自己和另一个人，那个人放了一个极臭的屁。<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;郁闷：放屁的那个人装作若无其事。<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;孤独：放屁的人先下了电梯，自己独自忍受臭屁。<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;委屈：屁味儿没散尽之前，又有人上电梯。<BR><BR>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;郁愤：跟妈妈上电梯的孩子指着我说：妈妈，他放屁。妈妈对孩子说：现在的人总是不自觉！！</FONT>

旱地龙 发表于 2007-12-21 15:55

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zhangty9898 发表于 2007-12-21 14:35

<FONT size=7>这点，调料不够。</FONT>

尘埃落定 发表于 2007-12-21 16:48

屁屁人生之气哪有不放之理！

zhangty9898 发表于 2007-12-21 16:44

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翻江鼠 发表于 2007-12-21 13:38

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