[推荐]太拽了！看看中文系学生的请假条
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太拽了！看看中文系学生的请假条</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">敬爱的老师：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">昨夜雨急风骤，风云异色，天气突变。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">因吾尚在梦中，猝不及防，不幸受凉！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">鸡鸣之时，吾方发现，不想为时已晚矣！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">病毒入肌体，吾痛苦万分！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">亦悔昨夜临睡之际，不听室友之劝，多加棉被一条，以至此晨之窘境。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吾痛，吾悔！无他，惟恸哭尔！室友无不为之动容！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">本想学业之成就为吾一生之追求！又怎可为逃避病痛而荒辍学业乎！遂释然而往校。但行至半途，冷风迎面吹，痛楚再袭人。吾泪、涕俱下，已到生不如死之境，哪得力气再往之。不得已，而借友人之臂，返之！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">由此上述，为吾未到校之缘由。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吾师应懂，吾未到校，乃吾迫不得已之。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">非不为也，而不能也。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吾亦懂，吾未到校，吾师失一佳徒之痛苦。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">无吾，汝课索然无味哉！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">汝苦，吾亦苦！！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">但，病痛不饶人，敬请谅之！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">如有幸再见吾师之面，再听吾师之课，吾宁当负荆请罪，自辱其身！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">呜呼哀哉！哀哉痛矣！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">学生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">***</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">敬上<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122295929828.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>非不为也，而不能也。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT size=6>非不能也,而不为也,<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P> <BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122295929828.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122213229490.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 文彪 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>非不为也，而不能也。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT size=6>非不能也,而不为也,<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>如有幸再见吾师之面，再听吾师之课，吾宁当负荆请罪，自辱其身！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>呜呼哀哉！哀哉痛矣！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P>原文由 安安6652 发表: </P><P> </P><P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122295929828.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200712221084274.jpg"><BR><BR></P> <FONT size=5>非不能也，是不为也。</FONT> <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>是太拽了！</FONT> <P><FONT size=5>胡扯！哪有这回事！不可能滴！</FONT></P> <FONT size=5>都‘呜呼哀哉’了，还能‘有幸再见吾师之面，再听吾师之课’，想吓死谁？！拽歪歪</FONT> <P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>师回曰：</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5> 阅罢，泪湿襟也，爱徒言辞铮切，发乎于心。不能到</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>校，实属无奈。吾有汝为徒，乃大幸焉！故准其假，切切</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>此复</FONT><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>即为吾肺腑之言哉！</FONT></P> 原文由 寒冬畅游 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>如有幸再见吾师之面，再听吾师之课，吾宁当负荆请罪，自辱其身！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>呜呼哀哉！哀哉痛矣！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P></P><P>同感~~</P>
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