麦克雷 发表于 2007-12-22 10:00

[推荐]太拽了!看看中文系学生的请假条

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太拽了!看看中文系学生的请假条</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">敬爱的老师:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">昨夜雨急风骤,风云异色,天气突变。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">因吾尚在梦中,猝不及防,不幸受凉!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">鸡鸣之时,吾方发现,不想为时已晚矣!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">病毒入肌体,吾痛苦万分!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">亦悔昨夜临睡之际,不听室友之劝,多加棉被一条,以至此晨之窘境。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吾痛,吾悔!无他,惟恸哭尔!室友无不为之动容!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">本想学业之成就为吾一生之追求!又怎可为逃避病痛而荒辍学业乎!遂释然而往校。但行至半途,冷风迎面吹,痛楚再袭人。吾泪、涕俱下,已到生不如死之境,哪得力气再往之。不得已,而借友人之臂,返之!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">由此上述,为吾未到校之缘由。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吾师应懂,吾未到校,乃吾迫不得已之。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">非不为也,而不能也。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吾亦懂,吾未到校,吾师失一佳徒之痛苦。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">无吾,汝课索然无味哉!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">汝苦,吾亦苦!!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">但,病痛不饶人,敬请谅之!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">如有幸再见吾师之面,再听吾师之课,吾宁当负荆请罪,自辱其身!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">呜呼哀哉!哀哉痛矣!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">学生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">***</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">敬上<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122295929828.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; 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文彪 发表于 2007-12-22 10:01

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>非不为也,而不能也。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT size=6>非不能也,而不为也,<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>

翻江鼠 发表于 2007-12-22 10:41

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吉祥宝贝 发表于 2007-12-22 13:22

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晓月清风 发表于 2007-12-22 15:28

原文由 文彪 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>非不为也,而不能也。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT size=6>非不能也,而不为也,<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>

寒冬畅游 发表于 2007-12-22 16:49

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>如有幸再见吾师之面,再听吾师之课,吾宁当负荆请罪,自辱其身!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>呜呼哀哉!哀哉痛矣!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>

zhangty9898 发表于 2007-12-22 21:32

<P>原文由 安安6652 发表: </P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122295929828.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200712221084274.jpg"><BR><BR></P>

老枪 发表于 2007-12-22 22:16

<FONT size=5>非不能也,是不为也。</FONT>

大度英雄 发表于 2007-12-22 22:32

<FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>是太拽了!</FONT>

鹰戈 发表于 2007-12-22 23:06

<P><FONT size=5>胡扯!哪有这回事!不可能滴!</FONT></P>

海风 发表于 2007-12-25 16:51

<FONT size=5>都‘呜呼哀哉’了,还能‘有幸再见吾师之面,再听吾师之课’,想吓死谁?!拽歪歪</FONT>

amang 发表于 2007-12-25 22:59

<P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>师回曰:</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 阅罢,泪湿襟也,爱徒言辞铮切,发乎于心。不能到</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>校,实属无奈。吾有汝为徒,乃大幸焉!故准其假,切切</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>此复</FONT><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=5>即为吾肺腑之言哉!</FONT></P>

强力 发表于 2007-12-25 23:28

原文由 寒冬畅游 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>如有幸再见吾师之面,再听吾师之课,吾宁当负荆请罪,自辱其身!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>呜呼哀哉!哀哉痛矣!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P></P><P>同感~~</P>
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