[转贴]这个新段子让 我彻底崩溃
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没钱的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">养猪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱的时候，养狗。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没钱的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在家里吃野菜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在酒店吃野菜。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没钱的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在马路上骑自行车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱的时候，在客厅里骑自行车。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没钱的时候想结婚，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱的时候想离婚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没钱的时候老婆兼秘书</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱的时候秘书兼老婆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没钱的时候假装有钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱的时候假装没钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">人啊，都不讲实话：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">说股票是毒品，都在玩；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">说美女是祸水，都想要；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">说高处不胜寒，都在爬；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">说烟酒伤身体，就不戒；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">说天堂最美好，都不去</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">!!!<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">当今社会，穷吃肉，富吃虾，领导干部吃王八；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男想高，女想瘦，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">狗穿衣裳人露肉；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">过去把第一次留给丈夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">现在把第一胎留给丈夫；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">乡下早晨鸡叫人，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">城里晚上人叫鸡；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">旧社会戏子卖艺不卖身，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">新社会演员卖身不卖艺</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">工资真的要涨了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">心里更加爱党了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">能给孩子奖赏了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">见到老婆敢嚷了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">敢尝海鲜鹅掌了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">闲时能逛商场了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">遇见美女心痒了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">结果物价又涨了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一切都他妈白想了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P>坐沙发看新段子真舒服!</P> 原文由 老枪 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没钱的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">养猪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有钱的时候，养狗。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没钱的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在家里吃野菜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有钱的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在酒店吃野菜。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没钱的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在马路上骑自行车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有钱的时候，在客厅里骑自行车。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没钱的时候想结婚，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有钱的时候想离婚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没钱的时候老婆兼秘书</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有钱的时候秘书兼老婆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没钱的时候假装有钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">,<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有钱的时候假装没钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">人啊，都不讲实话：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说股票是毒品，都在玩；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说美女是祸水，都想要；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说高处不胜寒，都在爬；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说烟酒伤身体，就不戒；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说天堂最美好，都不去</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black">!!!<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">当今社会，穷吃肉，富吃虾，领导干部吃王八；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">男想高，女想瘦，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">狗穿衣裳人露肉；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">过去把第一次留给丈夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">现在把第一胎留给丈夫；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">乡下早晨鸡叫人，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">城里晚上人叫鸡；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">旧社会戏子卖艺不卖身，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">新社会演员卖身不卖艺</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">工资真的要涨了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">心里更加爱党了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">能给孩子奖赏了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">见到老婆敢嚷了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">敢尝海鲜鹅掌了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">闲时能逛商场了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">遇见美女心痒了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">结果物价又涨了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一切都他妈白想了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <FONT face=隶书 color=#f70909 size=6> 穷的肉都吃不起了，还。。。。。。敢吗？</FONT><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"> 原文由 尘埃落定 发表: <br><P>坐沙发看新段子真舒服!</P> 原文由 尘埃落定 发表: <br><P>坐沙发看新段子真舒服!</P><P></P><P><FONT size=5>好段子！过瘾！</FONT></P> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=6>乡下早晨鸡叫人，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=6>城里晚上人叫鸡；</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN> <FONT size=5>风趣、幽默、过瘾！</FONT> <FONT size=7>精炼。</FONT> 原文由 小李飞刀 发表: <FONT size=5>风趣、幽默、过瘾！</FONT> <FONT face=华文行楷 color=#ff0099 size=7> 哈哈，真精辟！</FONT> <P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=6>旧社会戏子卖艺不卖身，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=6>新社会演员卖身不卖艺<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071223221438890.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></P></SPAN> 原文由 吉祥宝贝 发表: <FONT face=华文行楷 color=#ff0099 size=7> 哈哈，真精辟！</FONT> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>工资真的要涨了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>心里更加爱党了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>能给孩子奖赏了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>见到老婆敢嚷了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>敢尝海鲜鹅掌了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>闲时能逛商场了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>遇见美女心痒了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>结果物价又涨了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>一切都他妈白想了</SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>——可不是咋的！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> 风趣、幽默、过瘾、巴适！！！！ <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman?; Roman??><FONT size=6>人啊，都不讲实话</FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman?; Roman??><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>怎么啦！</FONT></SPAN></P> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=7>结果物价又涨了</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=7>一切都他妈白想了</FONT></SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#614db3 size=6>说股票是毒品，都在玩；</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#614db3 size=6>说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? 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