[转贴]【笑话】网吧间爆牛的一幕,让你目瞪口呆！！！
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">【笑话】网吧间爆牛的一幕</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red">,</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">让你目瞪口呆</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在网吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有个十二、三岁的小孩在玩魔兽世界，突然大叫“老爸，有人打我！”我们在场的各位诧异，心想，魔兽里也有人认老爸？就在此时，网吧另一头传出一个中年男子的声音：“儿子，在哪？我来！！”网吧众人皆晕。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">数分钟后，中年男子叫到：“儿子我们打不过他们，他们装备好，快跑！”众人狂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">ft</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又过了一会，一位中年女子进了网吧，四处张望，然后径直走向那个男孩，拎起男孩耳朵就骂：“你不是去老师家补课了吗！？”男孩一手护着耳朵一手指向网吧另一边，呼：“爸爸也在！”其母惊讶，望去，果然！立马责问：“你不是去加班了吗？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">网吧里众人晕死</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">n</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">次！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">其父辩解道：今天双倍经验。其母大喜且怒曰：还好老娘请假过来看看，要不然晚上你们父子两个等级就超过我了，双倍经验也不发短信通知我？晚上回去有你好看！那个谁？哦，儿子，别怕，妈来了，妈开大号来挺你。妈就不信我们母子两个搞不死丫的！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 围观者皆叹曰：有妻若此，夫复奈何；有母如此，子复何求。佩服！实在是佩服！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122513499533.gif"><BR><BR></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071225135313632.gif"><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071225135331708.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR> 原文由 山东迷踪拳 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071225135313632.gif"><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071225135331708.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR> 原文由 山东迷踪拳 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071225135313632.gif"><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071225135331708.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR> <FONT color=#1111ee size=6>麦克雷加班就泡网吧了哦！</FONT> <P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: <FONT color=#1111ee size=6>麦克雷加班就泡网吧了哦！</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=6>啊，是麦克雷他们的家事呀？！</FONT></P> 原文由 山东迷踪拳 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071225135313632.gif"><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071225135331708.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR> <FONT size=5><FONT face=宋体>佩服！实在是佩服！！！<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> <BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007122513499533.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></o:p></SPAN></P> <P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: </P><P><FONT color=#1111ee size=6>麦克雷加班就泡网吧了哦！</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#1111ee size=6><STRONG><FONT color=#f709c7>错！本人只上冬网！！！<BR></FONT></STRONG><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><BR><BR></P></FONT> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: </P><P><FONT color=#1111ee size=6>麦克雷加班就泡网吧了哦！</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#1111ee size=6><STRONG><FONT color=#f709c7>错！本人只上冬网！！！<BR></FONT></STRONG><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><BR><BR></P></FONT><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#421ae6 size=7>我是说你在网吧里上冬泳网，苯人！</FONT> 原文由 胡寒梅 发表: 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: </P><P><FONT color=#1111ee size=6>麦克雷加班就泡网吧了哦！</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#1111ee size=6><STRONG><FONT color=#f709c7>错！本人只上冬网！！！<BR></FONT></STRONG><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071226125124989.gif"><BR><BR></P></FONT><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#421ae6 size=7>我是说你在网吧里上冬泳网，苯人！</FONT> <FONT size=6>错！应该说：“你真笨！”</FONT>
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