[灌水]元“蛋”祝词
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">元“蛋”祝词</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋去茶馆喝茶，结果它变成了茶叶蛋；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋跑去松花江游泳，结果它变成了松花蛋；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋跑到了山东，结果它变成了鲁（卤）蛋；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋无家可归，结果它变成了野鸡蛋；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋在路上不小心摔了一跤，倒在地上，结果它变成了导弹；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋跑到人家院子里去了，结果它变成了原子弹；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋跑到青藏高原，结果它变成了氢弹；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋生病了，结果它变成了坏蛋；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋嫁人了，结果它变成了混蛋；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋跑到河里游泳，结果它变成了核弹；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋跑到花丛中去了，结果它变成了花旦；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋骑着一匹马，拿着一把刀，原来它是刀马旦；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个鸡蛋滚来滚去，越滚越圆，结果就变成了圆蛋－－元旦快乐！<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184244908.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#421ae6><STRONG>一个鸡蛋滚来滚去，越滚越圆，结果就变成了圆蛋－－元旦快乐！</STRONG></FONT></SPAN> 元旦快乐！ 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR> 原文由 胡寒梅 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times New Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?;><FONT color=#421ae6><STRONG>一个鸡蛋滚来滚去，越滚越圆，结果就变成了圆蛋－－元旦快乐！</STRONG></FONT></SPAN> 原文由 天地一沙鸥 发表: 元旦快乐！ 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR> 原文由 胡寒梅 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#421ae6><STRONG>一个鸡蛋滚来滚去，越滚越圆，结果就变成了圆蛋－－元旦快乐！</STRONG></FONT></SPAN> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>元“蛋”祝词，真有趣！</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071231184651367.jpg"><BR><BR> 原文由 寒冬畅游 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-hansi-font-family:>元“蛋”祝词，真有趣！</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P></P><P><FONT size=6>确实有趣！</FONT></P>
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