相声（报名参加冬泳协会）－－处女作
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷">相<SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>声<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 黑体">----</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">报名参加冬泳协会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-fareast-font-family: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 黑体"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">执笔――大海的风帆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 黑体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 黑体"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 15.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：今天是日照冬泳专区成立一周年的喜庆日子<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：冬泳朋友在这里欢聚一堂<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：借这美好的时光我俩来段相声好不好<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：好呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：但我往台下一看，在座的朋友都是生面孔，好害羞<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：你的脸厚得象他奶奶的鞋底<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：怎么讲？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：厚着呢<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：去你的<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：你不知道吧？在座的可个个都有他们的名字<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：废话，人谁没有名字？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：你就没有<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：大家听听，他说的是人话吗？我就怎么没名？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：他们都是昵称名字<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：什么？什么叫昵称？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：这你就不懂了吧？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：不知道！能否逐个说给我听听<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：算了吧，一旦说出来，准吓死你<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：没事。我的胆可大了，朋友都喊我肖（小）胆<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：那好吧。你看，那边座的鱼<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：哈哈哈，我还认为是什么呢，不就是一条鱼嘛<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：我还没有说完你打什么茬？那是魔鬼鱼<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：什么？我的妈呀，不行，我得回家<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙，看看把你吓着了吧？你在朝那边看<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：又是什么？不会是鬼吧？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：去你的。那是北飞燕子<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：哈哈哈，哈哈哈哈<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：你笑什么<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：我真的看到了一只红羽毛的燕子，在房顶上正在筑窝呢，真的好美呀，就像开屏的孔雀。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：去你的，燕子哪有红羽毛的。你在朝那看<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：又是什么？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：那里是小虾米<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：什么，小虾米也能离开水来这里看演出？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：你在朝那边看，<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：又是什么鱼？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：那里端坐着浪里金身<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：在哪？快告诉我，我要<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：你要什么<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：金子呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：什么乱七八糟的，我说的网名<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：是吗？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：告诉你吧，今晚在座的都是冬泳爱好者，鱼呀蟹呀都是他们的网名<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：这倒是新鲜，不仅游泳，<SPAN style="COLOR: black">还会上网呀，佩服佩服<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：可不是吗。这些冬泳人个个不简单，个个好样的。他们拥有了自己的冬泳专区<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：上网好呀，打开微机看世界，点击对方聊天呗，网络是交流、叙情的好地方<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：哪象我俩<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：我俩咋啦？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙： 这个呀（用手做着打麻将的手势）<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：王八呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：你是王八。我是说麻将<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：嘘，小点声，别让他们听见，多不好意思<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：怕什么，我们麻友更密切，不是你争就是我打<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：为了输赢，争的脸红脖子粗<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：那也是友情的象征，打是亲骂是爱吗<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：去你的。上次小王骂了你一句，你把人家揍的住了院<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：那是因为他骂我妈<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：你他妈的也骂了人家的妈<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：你当着这么多冬泳朋友的面也在骂我妈？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：哪敢。你妈也是我的老人家<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：也是那次嘛友打架，逼得老赵改行游泳去啦<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：就他？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：是呀，旱路上的猪变成了海马<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：什么是旱路上猪变成了海马？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：金盆洗手，麻将手变成游泳手呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：我才不信呢。凭他那一顿半熊样，不沉到海里喂鱼才怪？一定是吹牛<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：就是呀，就他那熊样，我也不相信<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">甲：冬泳不是你想泳就能泳，没有坚强的意志，去吹吧。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乙：老赵能冬泳我就能躺在冰上睡觉<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：老赵能冬泳我就敢到南极下海抓王八<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：老赵敢冬泳我就敢赤身在北极上行走<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：老赵敢冬泳，我就敢抱着北极熊亲嘴<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：我俩这是在说什么呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：吹牛<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：现在吹牛才是时尚的事情。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>甲：嗨嗨 ，看来你在吹牛这方面很有造旨，也很有研究<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>乙：不行，我在吹牛方面还是小儿科<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：要讲吹牛啊。我可没经验。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：你谦虚什么。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>甲：不行不行，我吹的牛上不了天<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：啊？<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：我吹的牛比汽车跑的慢<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：您是大大有名的吹坛老将<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>甲：要真讲吹牛啊。只是比你强了一点点。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：本来面目露出来了吧。啊。能吹（举起拇指）<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：我在吹牛上有绝招<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：什么绝招？<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：我吹牛是祖传<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>乙：你爷爷的爷爷就会吹牛？<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：我把短的能吹长喽<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：是吧？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：我把丑的能吹美喽<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：你不会把死的也吹活吧。（吹）<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：我们家是吹牛世家。怎么样<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：不怎么样，门里出身也没能把火箭吹上天<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：我们家是吹牛专业户。吹啊<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：以吹牛搞发家致富呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：我们家是吹牛股份有限公司。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：还公司啊。吹吧，现在吹牛可是要纳税的<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：那些相声大师都来我家拜师、学艺<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：都有谁呀！<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：冯敢（巩），马吹（季），我家成了世界吹牛中心。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>乙：去去，那是冯巩和马季相声大师。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：什么冯巩什么马季。就是中国相声演员最红的冯敢和马吹<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：是吗？怪不得个个相声演员都会吹拉弹唱说斗<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：说相声不吹牛那还叫什么相声<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：听说你的相声说得不错<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：不行不行，比不了你。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>乙：谁不知道你呀。名家高手，权威大师嘛。（举大拇指）<SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><BR></SPAN>甲：你是新星新秀，新的潮流，新的杰作、新的后浪代表。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>乙：什么乱七八糟。看来您的相声俗而不雅。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：你的相声含蓄而不幽默呀。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：你的相声妇孺皆知啊<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：你的相声是东方艺术狗都不理呀<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：你的相声是屎壳郎的亲戚<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：怎么讲？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：臭着呐<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>甲：你的相声让人是前蹲后趴呀<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>乙：你的相声让人上吐下泄呀<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>甲：泄药啊？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：其实老赵真的参加了冬泳协会<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：今天我来，也正想跟你商量这件事<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：什么事<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：参加冬泳呀。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：听说冬泳锻炼好处多<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：是呀，冬泳锻炼被称之为勇敢者运动<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：冬泳者赤身站立在冰冷的严寒中，当之无愧的勇敢者<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：就你我俩早就冻得趴在麻将桌上了<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：你还在麻将里呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：我在科学杂志上看到冬泳具有强身、和延缓衰老疗效<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：是呀。冬泳还能增强免疫系统的机能，身体强壮不易生病<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：冬泳有利于增强心、脑供血，提高生理机能和帮助软化血管<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：坚持科学冬泳，达到“冷血适应”后，可促使身体分泌多种有益的生理激素，从而增强人体各器官的活力和整体协调功能<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：冬泳的好处可多了<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：还有什么？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：冬泳能够帮助大脑提神、醒脑，提高和调节情操防止衰老<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：可我也听说大海的浪涛凶猛无比<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：是呀，大海有情时无情<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：我老是感觉游泳不安全<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：你还说我是肖（小）胆，你比我的胆还小<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：什么呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>你知道吗？日照有了自己的冬泳协会<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：那可是冬泳人的家<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：可不是吗，并有了自己冬泳专区<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：全国冬泳联谊是一家，可好了<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：冬泳老将们个个都是教练<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：他们都是安全知识宣传员<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：在这个大家庭里，处处洋溢着温暖<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：在这个家里，兄妹和谐相处顶呱呱<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：冬泳有着这么多的好处，快走呀<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">乙：你去那里？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">甲：快点报名参加冬泳协会呀。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 23.95pt; TEXT-INDENT: 7.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 26pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 2.28gd" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文中宋; LETTER-SPACING: 0.75pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> 原文由 小李飞刀 发表: <br><P align=center><FONT color=#f70909 size=7><U><STRONG>相声大师啊！拜读了！</STRONG></U></FONT></P>对不起小李飞刀老师，我首先表明的是请你指正。哈哈哈哈，学习吗？ <P align=center><FONT color=#f70909 size=7><U><STRONG>相声大师啊！拜读了！</STRONG></U></FONT></P>
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