老鼠吹牛
<TABLE height="1%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=a4><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=3><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD style="WORD-BREAK: break-all" colSpan=2><SPAN id=yu><P><FONT color=#ce4320 size=5> 四只老鼠吹牛。<BR> 甲：我每天都拿鼠药当糖吃。<BR> 乙：我一天不踩老鼠夹脚发痒。<BR> 丙：我每天不过几次大街不踏实。<BR> 丁：时间不早了，回家抱猫去咯。 <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://bbs.53kf.com/03/biaoqing/ico/285.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></FONT></P><P><A href="http://www.haha365.com/xd_joke/20071227194658.htm"></A> </P><BR></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR class=a4><TD vAlign=bottom><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=bottom align=right colSpan=3><FONT color=#86b9d6>————— 签名 —————<BR></FONT><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 80%" src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/images/upphoto/2543.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-450)this.width=screen.width-450" border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> 牛！ 别说<br>现在 有的 老鼠还真不把猫当回事 <P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=6>热烈欢迎“青城水怪”在冬泳网注册成功！</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=6>相信你的加盟青城专区增色不少。</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#3300ff size=6>“青城水怪”的由来——</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>两个小家伙单脚埋头休憩</FONT></P><P><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 90%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071227234947808.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>游过来一个<FONT color=#f70968>水怪</FONT>，这小子不怀好意，干脆飞吧！</FONT></P><P><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071227235647419.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P> 牛 <FONT size=7>现在,猫给老鼠当秘书了!现实就是这样!</FONT> <FONT size=5>真够能吹的</FONT>
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