[转贴]你，新驴吧 ？
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">【转贴】你，新驴吧 ？<SPAN lang=EN-US> <br><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍刚刚在一家户外论坛注册。那些“喜欢旅游和户外运动的人”常常被戏称为“驴子”，于是小伍也成为驴子中的一员。前两天，小伍看到论坛上有一个登山的召集贴，于是报名参加了。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍气喘吁吁地赶到集合地点。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <br><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">头驴手拿花名册在一旁签到。头驴念花名册上的名单：“三”，不远处有个驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>：“到”。头驴继续念：“李四”，另一个驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>：“这儿呢”。头驴：“李四<SPAN lang=EN-US>+<CHMETCNV wst="on" unitname="”" sourcevalue="1" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="1" tcsc="0">1<SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN></SPAN></CHMETCNV><SPAN lang=EN-US>，一个驴mm</SPAN></SPAN>笑笑招招手。头驴继续念：“小伍”，小伍走到头驴的身旁：“是我” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">头驴看着名单头也没抬地说：“你新驴吧？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍觉得有点奇怪：“你怎么一下就看出来了？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">“嗨，老驴报名都是用网名或者<SPAN lang=EN-US>+1</SPAN>的名义，并且真实资料都是保密的”，头驴指着打印的召集帖子：“谁象你这样啊——就差把自己的生辰八字添上去了”<SPAN lang=EN-US> <br><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍不好意思地挠挠头：“哦，这样啊” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">头驴招呼大家：“上车，出发了！”。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><P> </P></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍拎着包上了汽车，坐在一个<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>（驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>甲）旁边。刚坐下来，驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>甲冲他友好地笑了笑，说：“你，新驴吧”？ <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍惊奇道：“你咋知道？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>甲道：“你看看别的<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>的背包，至少是<CHMETCNV wst="on" unitname="升" sourcevalue="60" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="1" tcsc="0"><SPAN lang=EN-US>60</SPAN>升</CHMETCNV>起。你这个最多<CHMETCNV wst="on" unitname="升" sourcevalue="25" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="1" tcsc="0"><SPAN lang=EN-US>25</SPAN>升</CHMETCNV>。哪有象你背这么小的” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍抢白道“去郊区爬山，当天即回。用不着带那么多东西吧？”<SPAN lang=EN-US> <br><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">“哥们，你新驴吧？”，后排的驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>甲拍着小伍的肩膀道：“我们老驴都是要负重爬山的”，驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>甲边说边翻自己的背包：“看我就带了本康熙字典……” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">（和驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>甲并排坐的）驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>乙道：“字典算什么，看我的”，话毕从背包里翻出一对哑铃。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>甲惊叹道：“够狠！” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>乙洋洋自得地跟小伍传经授道：“现在知道了吧，是驴子就得负重，逮什么沉就背什么。水至少要带<CHMETCNV wst="on" unitname="升" sourcevalue="6" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="3" tcsc="1">六升</CHMETCNV>，外再背个大西瓜，这才叫猛驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~~~~</SPAN>”（最后两个字拖长音，尽量突出夸张的效果） <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍听得都傻了，问道：背那么多水干什么啊。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">前面一个<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>听到此话，又转过身对他说：“你，新驴吧？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍：“恩？……” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">前面的<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>（驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>乙）：“<CHMETCNV wst="on" unitname="升" sourcevalue="6" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="3" tcsc="1">六升</CHMETCNV>水算什么啊，我们可以带到山上煮咖啡啊煲汤啊，想想看，再一望无垠的山野里喝一杯滴滴香浓，意犹未尽的咖啡，那得多小资啊！”</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"> <br><P></P></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍：“山上不是有溪水吗？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">“你新驴吧？”，坐在小伍左边的驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>丙探过头来：“山上的水都是俺们用来泡脚游水<SPAN lang=EN-US>di</SPAN>，谁去喝啊？我上次去溯溪，泡得可爽了”（边说这句话，双手边做划水游泳状，陶醉<SPAN lang=EN-US>ing</SPAN>） <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍感觉接二连三地被认出是新驴，感觉脸上有点挂不住……开始不停地喝水来掩饰他的窘迫…… <SPAN lang=EN-US></P><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 22px; HEIGHT: 22px"><DIV style="FLOAT: left"><IMG alt=发贴心情 src="http://bbs.ys.ha.cn/skins/Default/topicface/face1.gif"></DIV><B></B></DIV><DIV id=textstyle_4060 style="MARGIN-TOP: 20px; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; MIN-HEIGHT: 150px; TEXT-INDENT: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 22px"><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍因为在车上水喝多了，想上厕所。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">于是拽住走在前面的驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>丁问道：“这附近哪有厕所啊？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>丁笑了：“你，新驴吧？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍心中发虚，但还是嘴硬：“我不是新驴，我只是想找厕所而已” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>丁笑得更开心了：“老驴哪里用得着找厕所”，驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>丁指着小路两旁的山野继续道：“老驴随便找个犄角旮旯就虚虚了……” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍听了顿悟，于是离开大部队，走到附近的山丛里，刚要解裤子，转念一想不行，还得再走远点。于是又往深处走了十多米，找到一个隐蔽处虚虚，（虚虚前，背对着镜头左右四顾一番，生怕有人看到）。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><P> </P></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍虚虚完毕后，往前追大部队，结果走到一处岔路口，迷路了。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; mso-para-margin-left: 2.0gd"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍掏出手绘地图（绘有等高线和海拔高度的地图）和指南针边摆弄边自言自语道：“哎，我现在到底在哪里呢？要去大雁顶（某个地名），该往哪里走呢？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">正在疑惑间，突然看到不远处有个<SPAN lang=EN-US>50</SPAN>多岁的大娘也在登山。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍话指着手绘地图问路：“大娘，您知道这里是哪吗？”。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <br><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">大娘戴上老花眼镜，接过地图说道：“你新驴吧？”， <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍大吃一惊：“啊？！你怎么知道？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">大娘从兜里颤颤悠悠地套出一件手绢包着的物品，慢慢的解开手绢，手绢里包着的是一个<SPAN lang=EN-US>GPS</SPAN>，“老驴都装备了<SPAN lang=EN-US>GPS</SPAN>了”，计算了一下说道：“海拔高度<CHMETCNV wst="on" unitname="米" sourcevalue="678" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="1" tcsc="0"><SPAN lang=EN-US>678</SPAN>米</CHMETCNV>，东经<SPAN lang=EN-US>xx</SPAN>度，北纬<SPAN lang=EN-US>xx</SPAN>度，我们在地图的这里。”。话毕做成功人士状对着镜头说道：“地图，指南针，<SPAN lang=EN-US>GPS</SPAN>，一个都不能少……”</P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍终于追上了大部队。大部队正在半山上休息，野餐。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍从背包里套出一支矿泉水，喝了起来。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">旁边坐着一个驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>丙见状说道：“你新驴吧？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍十分不解：“怎么看出来的？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>丙：“老驴从不买矿泉水，我喝的都是自己配制的葡萄糖饮料”，话毕从背包里掏出一个专业水壶喝了一口，举着水壶媚眼如丝嗲嗲娇笑地说：“自配饮料，他好我也好！” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍觉得很没面子，于是起身离开驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>丙处 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><P> </P></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>戊和驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>已正坐在一起吹自己的旅游见闻，谈笑风声。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍刚好经过，忍不住插嘴说：“我上个月刚去了趟阳朔，沿漓江徒步，那风景可真是绝了……”话还没说完，驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>戊和驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>已大笑起来：“你，新驴吧？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">“啊？！” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">笑得前仰后合地驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>戊好不容易忍住笑解释道：“老驴们谁还在讲徒步漓江啊？不是云贵高原青藏高原，也得是南疆北疆啊。” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>已补充道：“知道资深老驴怎么去西藏吗？要走，就拿手绘地图，走的就是最绕的路线，南线去大北线回，怎么绕怎么来。至少也得有五六千公里。什么阿里啊、班戈啊、文部双湖啊，能去的全给他走到。什么<SPAN lang=EN-US>BIG PACK</SPAN>，<SPAN lang=EN-US>GORETEX</SPAN>，<SPAN lang=EN-US>GPS</SPAN>，武装到小脚趾。身前跟一个藏族向导，头发特卷的那种。一碰到游人，甭管有事没事都得跟人家说：扎西德勒。一口地道的拉萨腔，倍儿有面子。再背上最巨型的背包，每天徒步十几个小时。就是一个字：累！光徒步，就得把自己累得腿抽筋。一起的同伴，不是爬过珠木郎玛的就是穿越过雅江大峡谷。你要是只走过虎跳呀，你都不好意思跟人打招呼！（冲着小伍）你说，这一趟你得准备穿坏几双登山鞋？”（此对白整个过程，坐在一旁的驴<SPAN lang=EN-US>GG</SPAN>戊边听边做点头附和状） <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍楞了一下：“我觉得怎么着也得两双吧？”</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"> <br><P></P></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">两双？那是单程！四双起！你还别嫌多，还不算被人顺手摸走的！你得研究驴子的出游心理，费那么大劲抽那么长时间来西藏的人根本不在乎多穿坏几双鞋子！什么叫驴子你知道吗？驴子就是到哪儿玩都玩最累的，不玩最有意思的！所以，我们进藏的口号就是：不求最好，但求最累”…… <SPAN lang=EN-US><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍背着包上了公共汽车，付了钱买票，售票员<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>递给他一张票说：“你新驴吧？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">“啊<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~~~~~~~~</SPAN>你都看出来了？”小伍傻眼了 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">“老驴回家都是徒步五环路长安大街的主儿，<SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN>站以下的车是绝对不坐，哪有象你这样专门为两站地而坐公共汽车的呢？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍拿了票，找了一个最尽头的座位坐下了，一脸的郁闷状望着窗外发呆。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <br><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">终于到目的地了，小伍松了口气，跳下车。在马路上走了几步，突然自言自语道：“等会再回家吧。先去搓一顿腐败腐败吧。早日向老驴看起。” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><P> </P></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍进了一家饭馆，把背包放在桌子下。服务员<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>甲递上菜单并把两碟小菜和一包餐巾纸摆到桌上。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍点完菜。服务员<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>站在一旁问：“点完了吗？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍说：“恩” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">服务员<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>拿起茶壶给小伍边添茶边随口问道：“你，是新驴吧” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">“哇<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~~~~</SPAN>，你<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~</SPAN>你<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~~</SPAN>你都看得出来？”（颤音） <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">“老驴在饭馆点菜，一上桌第一件事就是把小菜和纸巾撤掉的，点菜也只点特价菜啊” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 48.2pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍激动道一拍桌子：“那还不给我撤掉？？？看不起我新驴？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">服务员<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>甲把小菜和餐巾纸用托盘拿走。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍又一次被认出是新驴，心里更加鳖的慌。急匆匆地扒了两口饭，吃完了要买单。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">服务员<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>乙拿着帐单过来收银：“您好，一共是<SPAN lang=EN-US>60</SPAN>块” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍掏出正好<SPAN lang=EN-US>60</SPAN>块钱付了 <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">服务员<SPAN lang=EN-US>mm</SPAN>乙笑盈盈地问道：“你，新驴吧？老驴在我们这吃饭，每次都吵吵嚷嚷着打<SPAN lang=EN-US>8</SPAN>折，最少也要打<SPAN lang=EN-US>9</SPAN>折啊，呵呵” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍快崩溃了，气急败坏地喊道：“俺也要打<SPAN lang=EN-US>8</SPAN>折”！ <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">拿到找回的零钱，小伍闷头往外冲。刚起步，坐在店门口的老板（手里夹一根烟）叫住了他：“回来，你新驴吧？” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">小伍（做崩溃状）：“<SPAN lang=EN-US>#%</SPAN>！￥……！<SPAN lang=EN-US>%</SPAN>” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">老板把烟熄灭，笑着说：“老驴们在我们这打完八折，一定还会要求我们送果盘的” <SPAN lang=EN-US><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B><P></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.15pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">咣当！！！<SPAN lang=EN-US> <br><P></P></SPAN></SPAN></B></SPAN></SPAN></B></SPAN></B></DIV></SPAN></SPAN></B> <FONT size=7> 新驴与老驴,有经验的差别!体力,耐力的不同!</FONT> 原文由 逸人 发表: <FONT size=7> 新驴与老驴,有经验的差别!体力,耐力的不同!</FONT> <FONT size=7>不错!笑了!乐N次!请多发!</FONT> 好长呀，慢慢看． <A href="http://baike.baidu.com/pic/48/11912738522132210.jpg" target=_blank><IMG title=点击查看大图 alt="" hspace=5 src="http://baike.baidu.com/pic/48/11912738522132210_small.jpg" align=right vspace=5 border=0></A> o(∩_∩)o...哈哈 原文由 小白龙 发表: <br><BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><P><FONT face=隶书 size=6><BIG><SMALL></SMALL></BIG></FONT> </P><P><FONT face=隶书 color=#1a1ae6 size=6>原来新驴和老驴的区别这么细～这么多～这么复杂啊！学习啦！</FONT></P></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE>我都<FONT color=#ff3300 size=7><STRONG>晕</STRONG></FONT>了！ <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><P><FONT face=隶书 size=6><BIG><SMALL></SMALL></BIG></FONT> </P><P><FONT face=隶书 color=#1a1ae6 size=6>原来新驴和老驴的区别这么细～这么多～这么复杂啊！学习啦！</FONT></P></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE> <P><FONT color=#66ff00 size=7>做驴难！做新驴更难！</FONT></P> 原文由 汉鸭子 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#66ff00 size=7>做驴难！做新驴更难！</FONT></P> 是啊；做个蠢驴更难。好好活吧
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