兰州泳友真实的幽默
<SPAN id=yu><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 90.35pt; mso-char-indent-count: 6.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆"><STRONG><FONT face=隶书><FONT color=#ee3d11><FONT size=6>逸闻趣事四则<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆"><FONT size=5><STRONG><FONT color=#0938f7>一．它原来是棵小树<SPAN lang=EN-US> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=4><FONT color=#0938f7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>冬日游完泳有一堆篝火既能暖身又能把大家聚在一起</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>那么每日检柴就是必做功课。这日热心的孟工一边使劲地前后摇晃着一棵干秃的小树</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>一边嘴里还念念有词</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">:”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>这个木桩怎么埋的这么深</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>不料突然脱手,小树弹回来砸在孟工的头上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>一缕鲜血顺着光亮榭顶的脑门上流了下来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>孟工两眼发直.楞了好一会才回过神来说：“它原来是棵小树”。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT color=#0938f7 size=4></FONT> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆"><FONT size=5><STRONG><FONT color=#0938f7>二．电视台嫌我脸黑<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=4><FONT color=#0938f7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>广播合唱团的男中音老于游完泳出水后喜欢晒太阳。电视台经常播放他们的演出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>我们发现每次镜头由左向右刚要摇到就老于镜头就切换掉了，再变成由右向左摇，老于的脸正要进入镜头又噶然而止，每次都这样，我们都为老于抱不平，老于苦笑：“电视台嫌我脸黑”。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=4><FONT color=#0938f7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆"><FONT color=#0938f7 size=5><STRONG>三<SPAN lang=EN-US>. </SPAN>绝对真象</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=4><FONT color=#0938f7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>元旦,中山桥下冬泳的河道水流挺急，每次上岸前还须绕过一活动船码头</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>稍不注意就有被吸到船底的危险。有年元旦，一直游在我身边的老徐在活动船码头旁就不见了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>稍后上岸见到老徐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>老许沮丧地说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">:”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>我今天才知道船底是平的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=4><FONT color=#0938f7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆"><STRONG><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0938f7>四．防撞不防蛰<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=4><FONT color=#0938f7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>泳友们一块骑自行车环游青海湖，一路上蓝天碧水还有一眼望不到边的油菜花景色真是美不胜收，老姜突然刹车喊头疼，取下骑行头盔一看头上起了两个大红疱，原来是蜜蜂从头盔的透气孔里钻了进去，急切不得出来就下了毒手。老姜指着头盔痛苦的说：“这家伙防撞不防蛰呀</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>”。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P></SPAN> <EM><FONT color=#f70909 size=6>冬泳人的幽默是快乐的啊!</FONT></EM> <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081412319775.gif" width=424 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0> <P><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081611650423.gif"></P><P><FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#f70909>冬泳人的幽默是快乐的啊!</FONT></EM></FONT></P> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200817112132552.gif"><BR><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200817112211404.gif"><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> <EM><FONT color=#f70909 size=6>冬泳人的幽默是快乐的啊!</FONT></EM><BR>
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