[灌水]在游泳池撒尿的结果~ 清晰版(绝对爆笑)
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mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 玩了没半个小时</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">给我打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">给我拿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">SA NIAO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">让人抓住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">. 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"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么又抓住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">别提了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">今天看见一个超级火爆的美女，尿的时候带出来的居然是白色粘状物</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 第五天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又去了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没玩半个小时又给我打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">给我拿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">. "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么又抓住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">别提了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">尿得太多，整个池子都溢出来了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。。。。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 第六天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又去了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没玩半个小时又给我打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">给我拿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">. "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么又抓住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">别提了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我一来人都吓跑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">” 我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。。。。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 第七天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又去了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没玩半个小时又给我打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">给我拿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么又抓住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我一来，游泳池的人全尿了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">. "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 第八天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又去了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没玩半个小时又给我打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">给我拿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么又抓住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">别提了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我一来，管理员吓尿了。” 我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。。。。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 第九天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又去了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没玩半个小时又给我打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">给我拿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">. "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么又抓住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">别提了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我尿不出来人家不让走了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">” 我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。。。。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 第十天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又去了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没玩半个小时又给我打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">给我拿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">. "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么又抓住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">别提了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">还没尿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">人家一看又是我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">就先罚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。。。。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 第十一天，泳池方面推出新规定，凡是在泳池者</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">SA NIAO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">罚款</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">3000</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">并没收作案工具…<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811195847274.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811110142165.gif"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811110330182.jpg"><BR><BR> 原文由 山东迷踪拳 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811110142165.gif"><BR><BR> <IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/regular_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"> <P><FONT size=5><FONT face=宋体><STRONG><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6>最新规定：</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P><U><FONT color=#e61a94><FONT size=5><FONT face=宋体>凡是在泳池</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">撒尿<FONT face=宋体>者不</FONT></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>罚款，一律</SPAN></FONT></U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><U><FONT color=#e61a94>没收作案工具…<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811112503766.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></U><BR></P></SPAN> 这是我以前发过的。。。我不跟贴了。 <P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: 这是我以前发过的。。。我不跟贴了。 </P><P><FONT size=6>啊！</FONT></P> 原文由 山东迷踪拳 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811110142165.gif"><BR><BR>
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