小木盒 发表于 2008-1-13 21:59

[分享]幽默笑话 太懒 太懒

<FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有一次上课时，老师突然看到一位学生右手上绑着石膏，于是就问：“才几天不见，你的手怎么了？”</FONT><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>　　生：“断掉了！”</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>　　师：“啊？怎么会断掉的？？”</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>　　生：“因为我太懒了，所以就断掉了……”</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>　　师：“太懒了手也会断掉？”</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>　　生：“不是啦，因为前几天我走在路上，走着走着有一个小石头就跑到我的鞋子里，因为我懒的把鞋脱下来把石头倒出来，就右手扶着电线杆，左脚在半空中摇啊摇，想把石头摇下来，结果后面突然跑来一个人，用棍子把我的手打断了……”</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>　　师：“为什么？？”</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>　　生：“唉，他以为我触电了。”</FONT></P>

泽雅 发表于 2008-1-13 22:32

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>动作象触电，胳膊被打断！</FONT></EM></FONT>

北极熊 发表于 2008-1-14 08:25

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漫步冰河 发表于 2008-1-14 16:01

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冰棍儿 发表于 2008-1-14 10:48

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小奔猪 发表于 2008-1-13 23:51

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尘埃落定 发表于 2008-1-14 00:54

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寒冬畅游 发表于 2008-1-15 12:04

<P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>“唉，他以为我触电了。”</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#421ae6 size=5><STRONG>施救的人也太卤莽了！</STRONG></FONT></P>
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