麦克雷 发表于 2008-1-18 13:45

[分享]太监偷听皇上和娘娘的讲话（暴笑）

<P align=center><FONT size=6><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN><STRONG>太监偷听皇上和娘娘的讲话`(暴笑)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></STRONG></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有一个新来的太监</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怕睡着了听不见皇上的吩咐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又怕耽误皇上和娘娘的好事</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">自主张藏在了床底下。第二天早上被发现…</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“好你个奴才</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在朕的床底下待了几个时辰</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监跪倒在地答道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“回皇上的话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">奴才在床下过了五更天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你都听到了什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一更天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">您和娘娘在赏画</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听您和娘娘说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">来让我看看双峰秀乳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">二更天呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">二更天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">您好像掉地铝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听娘娘说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你快上来呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">!" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">三更天呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你们好像在吃螃蟹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听您在说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">把腿掰开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">!" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">四更天呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">四更天好像您的岳母大人来了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">奴才听见娘娘高声喊道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哎呀我的妈呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哎呀我的妈呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">!!!" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">五更天呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">您跟娘娘在下象棋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">奴才听娘娘说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">再来一炮</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">再来一炮</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">!!!!"<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008118134452867.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></P>

兔宝宝 发表于 2008-1-18 22:20

原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008118152013536.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR>顶！

尘埃落定 发表于 2008-1-19 06:35

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老九 发表于 2008-1-18 23:13

原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008118152013536.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><FONT color=#09f738 size=6>千年话题,万年话题,总是有味!</FONT><BR>

天地一沙鸥 发表于 2008-1-18 16:15

哈哈,大胆的奴才!

冬泳新兵 发表于 2008-1-19 10:04

<FONT size=6><P align=center>笑死人了!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008118134452867.gif"><BR></FONT></P>

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-1-18 15:20

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