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<SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">1.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">钱不是问题，问题是没钱！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">2.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">... </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">3.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">喝醉了我谁也不服</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我扶墙</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">! </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">4.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">谁说我白，瘦，漂亮</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">~</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我就跟他做好朋友</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">~ </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">5.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">避孕的效果：不成功，便成人</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">? </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">6.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">白天停水，晚上停电，发不出工资，买不起面，打开邓选找到答案，原来是社会主义初级阶段，翻到最后，我</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">*</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">，一百年不变。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">7.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我一朋友在联通实习</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一天</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一老头走近来</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">劈头盖脸就来句</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">给我办张移动卡</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">好吧</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">?"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">然后我那朋友头也不抬的就来句﹕</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">师傅</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">有人来砸场子</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">!" </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">8.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">如果多吃鱼可以补脑让人变聪明的话，那么我至少得吃一对儿鲸鱼……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">9.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">宿舍的弟兄决定对舍友实施以下惩罚：让其抱着贴满老中医广告的电线杆，饱含热泪充满深情的大声呐喊：我的病终于有救了啊！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">10.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一男同学签名：看尽天下</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">AV</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">，心中自然无码</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">11.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">时间和乳沟一样，挤一挤还是有的。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">12.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">对流血一周仍然不死的动物千万不能大意……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">13.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">今天一群日本人来我校参观——说实话，这是我第一次看到穿衣服的日本人！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">14.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我身边的朋友们啊，你们快点出名吧，这样我的回忆录就可以畅销了</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">~~~ </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">15.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">贞操因人而异，比如人们会赞美一个女孩是处女，却也会嘲笑一个男孩是处男。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">16.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">地理老师：如果地球不转了，我们的世界将会如何？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">小</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">B</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">同学：就算地球不转了，我们还是要围着以胡主席为中心的党中央继续转！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">17.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">18.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">同事去见客户</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">可能是紧张</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一开口便是﹕</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">刘先生你好</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">请问你贵姓啊</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">?"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">汗啊</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">~~~~~~ </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">19.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一个大学生的人生奋斗目标：农妇，山泉，有点田。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">20.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一女同学黑了些</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">她</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">bf</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">又太白了些</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">有天宿舍里得毒舌天后突然对她冒出一句﹕</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你们这样不行</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你们会生出斑马来的……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">" </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">21.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">南开站笑评电子科大“惨状”：（中文</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">BBS</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">图片签名档中最富创意的！）</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> ●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ●～</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">○ </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> ●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ●～ ……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">22.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">教授在讲台上讲有机化学高分子。他在黑板上先画了个“酞键“，对大家说，“这是一个‘太监’，我们给再他按个‘甲基吧’。”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">... </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">23.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我左八荣，右八耻，三个代表在腰间，一团和谐在胸口，人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">24.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">大学的时候上模电实验课</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">用示波器观察整流电路的波形</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我做完了就在实验室里转悠</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一个美眉拉住我说﹕</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">看看我的波好不好？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我立马脸红</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">才发现她用手指着示波器上的正弦波。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我慌乱中说﹕</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你的波好是好</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">就是不够圆滑。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">顺手就给她调了一下</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">谁知道一下个给弄成三角波了</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">美眉立马急了﹕</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你陪我的波</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">,</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你陪我的波……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">"</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我落荒而逃。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">25.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一男一女两个记者下乡采访，以老农问女记者：你是哪个单位的？女记者：报社的；老农又问男记者：你呢？男记者：日报社的；老农：直接说是两口子不就完了！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">26.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">医生问病人是怎么骨折的，病人说，我觉得鞋里有沙子，就扶着电线杆抖鞋，</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">TMD</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">有个混蛋经过那里以为我触电了，便抄起木棍给了我两棍子</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">! </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">27.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">学校的男女厕所相连。一女生去厕所忘记带卫生纸，正在难堪时隔壁男卫生间传来卫生纸，女生花容失色，大声地问“谁”，隔壁男生低沉有力地答：“雷锋。”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">28.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">和我姐姐去李宁买鞋，我姐一开口：“小姐，这鞋多少钱一斤？”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 16.0pt">29.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">只有在大排长龙时，才能真正体会到我们是“龙的传人”。</SPAN></SPAN> 原文由 寒冬畅游 发表: <FONT color=#3d11ee size=6><STRONG>贴近生活的妙语真是不少呀！</STRONG></FONT> <FONT color=#3d11ee size=6><STRONG>贴近生活的妙语真是不少呀！</STRONG></FONT> 原文由 寒冬畅游 发表: <FONT color=#3d11ee size=6><STRONG>贴近生活的妙语真是不少呀！</STRONG></FONT> <FONT size=5>确实不少，都是有心人积累的经验。</FONT> 原文由 傲雪寒梅 发表: 原文由 寒冬畅游 发表: <FONT color=#3d11ee size=6><STRONG>贴近生活的妙语真是不少呀！</STRONG></FONT> <FONT size=5>确实不少，都是有心人积累的经验。</FONT>
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