龙腾 发表于 2008-1-20 10:11

老孔雀

<SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><P align=center><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=6>老孔雀</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN class=bt1><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">同学姓张，某日他和倾慕已久的一个女孩单独在一起，两人边吃边聊天。突然，女孩叫了一句“张郎”，他几乎幸福得晕过去了。然而，幸福总是短暂，女孩纤纤玉手直指她饼干上的半只蟑螂！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P>

雨城老牛 发表于 2008-1-20 23:00

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泳者玉龙 发表于 2008-1-20 12:10

后面那句就当没听见吧.

逸人 发表于 2008-1-20 11:05

<FONT size=7>这才叫晕!</FONT>

水之韵 发表于 2008-1-21 23:03

还有半只蟑螂呢？<br>
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