搅水棍 发表于 2008-1-22 20:29

冬泳人网名大串联

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">天将拂晓,<U style="text-underline: thick">大头的爷爷</U></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">骑“游侠”</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">牌助动车去<U style="text-underline: thick">晨泳</U>。刚出小区门,迎面扑来一阵<U>清风徐来</U>,顿觉<U style="text-underline: thick">逸人</U>肺腑。途经<U style="text-underline: thick">《江游子》</U>早餐店吃了碗原汤水<U style="text-underline: thick">饺子皮</U>。赶到二桥基地,夜色依然笼罩江城,桥上灯火通明,犹如<U style="text-underline: thick">玉龙飞</U>舞,映印江中,恰似<U style="text-underline: thick">水中星空</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">夜色渐散,晨曦初上,眺望江中,<U style="text-underline: thick">“</U></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">海</SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">湾</SPAN></U><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="51" UnitName="”"><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">51</SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”</SPAN></U></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">号轮<U style="text-underline: thick">航行江湖</U>,<U style="text-underline: thick">唐装水手</U>伫立船头,<U style="text-underline: thick">老梢公</U>紧握舵盘,沿着<U style="text-underline: thick">航标灯</U>指引的方向劈开<U style="text-underline: thick">万里浪</U>涛。舷尾,条条<U style="text-underline: thick">会飞的鲟鱼</U></SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">龙腾</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">虎跃;追赶<U>水中浪花</U>,舷侧,头头<U style="text-underline: thick">江猪</U>时隐时现,此起彼伏。<U style="text-underline: thick">漫步冰河</U>岸边,群群<U style="text-underline: thick">喜欢游泳的鱼</U>欢快地在<U style="text-underline: thick">水上游</U>,其中一条<U style="text-underline: thick">自信的小鱼</U>跳出水面,来了个<U style="text-underline: thick">鱼跃龙门</U>。环顾桃花岛,曲径通幽,雪压翠竹白絮飞。突然一只野<U style="text-underline: thick">兔宝宝</U>窜出杂丛,被敏捷的<U style="text-underline: thick">牧羊犬</U>发现,疾风般地追赶;丛林中小鸟<U style="text-underline: thick">白头翁<DEL></DEL>飞雁</U>在鸣春,叽叽喳喳,清脆悦耳。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">好一派江滩美景<U style="text-underline: thick">润色天下</U>。莫道江南<U style="text-underline: thick">早春二月</U>景色俏,哪及江岸冬泳基地风光<U style="text-underline: thick">这边独好</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">冬泳队员开始陆续下水了,扑通一声响,好比<U style="text-underline: thick">一石击浪</U></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></U></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">老顽童</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">腰系一个<U style="text-underline: thick">金龙鱼</U>油壶,仰面朝天,悠闲自得,胜似<U style="text-underline: thick">闲庭信步</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小李飞刀</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">艺高胆大,徒手<U style="text-underline: thick">博浪</U>。</SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">李局,孙处,易老大,袁哥,武哥,小老张,小俞等都不甘落后,呈一字形鱼贯入水,堪比<U style="text-underline: thick">水中蛟龙</U>。祝队在<U style="text-underline: thick">岸边</U>大声<U style="text-underline: thick">忠言</U>:“注意安全,不要游远了。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">东北汉子</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">因为<U>初来咋到</U>,不<U style="text-underline: thick">识水性</U>未敢贸然下水,在丛林中与<U style="text-underline: thick">老宋谈天</U>。称:湖北<U style="text-underline: thick">恩施好田</U>里发现了<U style="text-underline: thick">北极熊</U>。这一耸人新闻立即<U style="text-underline: thick">席卷全球</U>传遍五洲。大家都说:“你真牛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">B</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">随即笑声四起,久久迴荡在桃花岛上空。</SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">健康的冬泳人,快乐的冬泳人,就这样开始了快乐的一天。</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=幼圆 color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG>上面是一篇以冬泳人网名串成的小文字,如有不当或被冒犯者,祈盼原谅。笔者毫无恶意,纯属杜撰搞笑罢了。</STRONG></FONT></SPAN><BR>]</P><BR><BR>[此帖子已被 大头的爷爷 在 2008-3-7 20:36:42 编辑过]<br><br>[此帖子已被 大头的爷爷 在 2008-3-7 20:37:52 编辑过]

晨泳 发表于 2008-1-22 20:32

谢谢楼主!网名串起来很不容易的.

飞雁 发表于 2008-1-22 20:46

<FONT color=#0938f7 size=6>很好的创意,天下冬泳一家亲,都是一个大家庭的成员,看到每一个冬泳人的名字都很亲切啊!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200812220465999.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT>

清风徐来 发表于 2008-1-22 20:53

<P>原文由 晨泳 发表: 谢谢楼主!网名串起来很不容易的. </P><P>文笔清新、灰谐。</P>

江猪 发表于 2008-1-22 21:20

<P><FONT size=5>放大了看得清楚:</FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>天将拂晓,<U style="text-underline: thick">大头的爷爷</U></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>骑“游侠”</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>牌助动车去<U style="text-underline: thick">晨泳</U>。刚出小区门,迎面扑来一阵<U>清风徐来</U>,顿觉<U style="text-underline: thick">逸人</U>肺腑。途经<U style="text-underline: thick">《江游子》</U>早餐店吃了碗原汤水<U style="text-underline: thick">饺子皮</U>。赶到二桥基地,夜色依然笼罩江城,桥上灯火通明,犹如<U style="text-underline: thick">玉龙飞</U>舞,映印江中,恰似<U style="text-underline: thick">水中星空</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>夜色渐散,晨曦初上,眺望江中,<U style="text-underline: thick">“</U></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>海</SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湾</SPAN></U><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="51" UnitName="”"><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">51</SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>”</SPAN></U></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>号轮<U style="text-underline: thick">航行江湖</U>,<U style="text-underline: thick">唐装水手</U>伫立船头,<U style="text-underline: thick">老梢公</U>紧握舵盘,沿着<U style="text-underline: thick">航标灯</U>指引的方向劈开<U style="text-underline: thick">万里浪</U>涛。舷尾,条条<U style="text-underline: thick">会飞的鲟鱼</U></SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>龙腾</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>虎跃;舷侧,头头<U style="text-underline: thick">江猪</U>时隐时现,此起彼伏。<U style="text-underline: thick">漫步冰河</U>岸边,群群<U style="text-underline: thick">喜欢游泳的鱼</U>欢快地在<U style="text-underline: thick">水上游</U>,其中一条<U style="text-underline: thick">自信的鱼</U>跳出水面,来了个<U style="text-underline: thick">鱼跃龙门</U>。环顾桃花岛,曲径通幽,雪压翠竹白絮飞。突然一只野<U style="text-underline: thick">兔宝宝</U>窜出杂丛,被敏捷的<U style="text-underline: thick">牧羊犬</U>发现,疾风般地追赶;丛林中小鸟<U style="text-underline: thick">白头翁<DEL></DEL>飞雁</U>在鸣春,叽叽喳喳,清脆悦耳。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>好一派江滩美景<U style="text-underline: thick">润色天下</U>。莫道江南<U style="text-underline: thick">早春二月</U>景色俏,哪及江岸冬泳基地风光<U style="text-underline: thick">这边独好</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>冬泳队员开始陆续下水了,扑通一声响,好比<U style="text-underline: thick">一石击浪</U></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></U></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=5><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>老顽童</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>腰系一个<U style="text-underline: thick">金龙鱼</U>油壶,仰面朝天,悠闲自得,胜似<U style="text-underline: thick">闲庭信步</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>小李飞刀</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>艺高胆大,徒手<U style="text-underline: thick">博浪</U>。</SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李局,孙处,易老大,袁哥,武哥,小老张,小俞等都不甘落后,呈一字形鱼贯入水,堪比<U style="text-underline: thick">水中蛟龙</U>。祝队在<U style="text-underline: thick">岸边</U>大声<U style="text-underline: thick">忠言</U>:“注意安全,不要游远了。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=5><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>东北汉子</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>因为不<U style="text-underline: thick">识水性</U>未敢贸然下水,在丛林中与<U style="text-underline: thick">老宋谈天</U>。称:湖北<U style="text-underline: thick">恩施好田</U>里发现了<U style="text-underline: thick">北极熊</U>。这一耸人新闻立即<U style="text-underline: thick">席卷全球</U>传遍五洲。大家都说:“你真牛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">B</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>随即笑声四起,久久迴荡在桃花岛上空。</SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>健康的冬泳人,快乐的冬泳人,就这样开始了快乐的一天。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: mso-bidi-font-family: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning:><FONT color=#0000ff size=5>上面是一篇以冬泳人网名串成的小文字,如有不当或被冒犯者,祈盼原谅。笔者毫无恶意,纯属杜撰搞笑罢了。大可不必介意。</FONT></SPAN></P>

席卷全球 发表于 2008-1-22 22:26

<IMG src="http://coforum.163.com/upload/forum/75/1191983155431.gif">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <STRONG><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ee1111>网</FONT><FONT color=#f70909>友大串联</FONT></FONT></STRONG>

牧羊犬 发表于 2008-1-22 22:36

<DIV class=yui-t7 id=doc3><DIV id=hd><H1 id=lg><IMG src="http://www.qzoneshow.com/qqbiaoqing/UploadFiles_7567/200707/20077411729673.GIF"><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7> 快活的冬泳人!</FONT></H1></DIV></DIV><IFRAME style="DISPLAY: none" name=frame_getobj width=0 height=0></IFRAME><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/i/js/1_2_0/ycnlib.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/i/yui/2_2_2/animation.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/i/yui/2_2_2/connection.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/pho/imghp/assist20071226.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><BR><DIV id=tips style="DISPLAY: none; Z-INDEX: 10000; POSITION: absolute"><A hideFocus href="http://cn.zs.yahoo.com/bd/download.htm?rs=photo&amp;source=yco_img_bar" target=_blank><FONT color=#f70909 size=7></FONT></A></DIV><DIV id=tipsm style="DISPLAY: none; Z-INDEX: 10000; POSITION: absolute"><A hideFocus href="http://cn.zs.yahoo.com/bd/download.htm?rs=photo&amp;source=yco_img_bar" target=_blank><FONT color=#f70909 size=7></FONT></A></DIV><FONT color=#f70909 size=7>快活的冬泳人!</FONT><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/pho/imghp/vbs.js" type=text/vbscript></SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT type=text/javascript><br>(function(){<br> var prepagelink = "#";<br> var nextpagelink = "http://image.cn.yahoo.com/searchdtl_v3.html?sel=0&p=%D4%CE+%B1%ED%C7%E9&pe=&pp=&t=&c=&u=&sf=all&source=ysearch_img_detail_topnext&b=2";<br> var nowon = 9;<br> YAHOO.namespace("imgsearch.slideshow");<br> YAHOO.imgsearch.slideshow = function(){<br> var _D = YAHOO.util.Dom;<br> var _E = YAHOO.util.Event;<br> var wrapper = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgstream","div");<br> var containter = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgcontainer","ul");<br> var contX = 0;<br> var contY = 0;<br> var width = parseInt(_D.getStyle(wrapper, "width").trim());<br> var imgitem = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgitem","li");<br> var imgitemCont = imgitem.length;<br> var resimg_src = _D.get("resimg").getElementsByTagName("img");<br> //var resimg_a = _D.get("resimg").getElementsByTagName("a");<br> var moveStepLength = parseInt(_D.getStyle(imgitem, "width").trim());<br> var curItem = imgitemCont - 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饺子皮儿 发表于 2008-1-23 10:27

<FONT color=#f70997 size=6><STRONG>好帖好帖!</STRONG></FONT><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123102611112.jpg"><BR><BR>

鲟鱼 发表于 2008-1-23 10:50

<P><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#0066ff size=7><STRONG>文笔清新、灰谐。</STRONG></FONT></P><P><IMG id=DemoImg contentEditable=false onclick=CopyImage(this) src="http://www.24kqq.com/upload/qimages/sz/1024765/3903d904-ae26-4030-9d43-bd175d30413b.gif" border=0>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P>

喜欢游泳的鱼 发表于 2008-1-23 13:04

原文由 会飞的鲟鱼 发表: <br><P><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#0066ff size=7><STRONG>文笔清新、灰谐。</STRONG></FONT></P><P><IMG id=DemoImg contentEditable=false onclick=CopyImage(this) src="http://www.24kqq.com/upload/qimages/sz/1024765/3903d904-ae26-4030-9d43-bd175d30413b.gif" border=0>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P>

江游子 发表于 2008-1-23 13:20

原文由 饺子皮儿 发表: <FONT color=#f70997 size=6><STRONG>好帖好帖!</STRONG></FONT><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123102611112.jpg"><BR><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://www.3gbaby.com/photo/sou/55614/2149367857.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><STRONG><FONT face=宋体 color=#0000ff size=6>途经<U style="text-underline: thick">《江游子》</U>早餐店</FONT></STRONG><br><br>[此帖子已被 江游子 在 2008-1-23 13:21:29 编辑过]

畅游大海 发表于 2008-1-23 13:25

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海湾51 发表于 2008-1-23 13:54

<P><STRONG><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#0066ff size=7>文笔清新、灰谐。</FONT></STRONG></P><P><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123134636840.gif"><BR><BR></P><P>(有一个办法只留一条"重新编辑"字眼,再编辑时将所有的"重新编缉"删除就行)</P>

兔宝宝 发表于 2008-1-23 15:48

原文由 席卷全球 发表: <IMG src="http://coforum.163.com/upload/forum/75/1191983155431.gif">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <STRONG><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ee1111>网</FONT><FONT color=#f70909>友大串联</FONT></FONT></STRONG>

水中星空 发表于 2008-1-24 16:30

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#ee9611 size=6>老哥们,你太有板油了!我糊了你了!</FONT><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif">

老宋谈天 发表于 2008-1-28 23:14

老哥们,你太有板油了!我糊了你了!

水上游 发表于 2008-1-29 12:35

<FONT size=5>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <STRONG><FONT color=#ee1111>大头爷爷真会写,句句话语连一起。你我他(她)大联串,冬泳人有板有眼。</FONT></STRONG></FONT>

如梦随行 发表于 2008-1-29 13:20

原文由 牧羊犬 发表: <br><DIV class=yui-t7 id=doc3><DIV id=hd><H1 id=lg><IMG src="http://www.qzoneshow.com/qqbiaoqing/UploadFiles_7567/200707/20077411729673.GIF"><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7> 快活的冬泳人!</FONT></H1></DIV></DIV><IFRAME style="DISPLAY: none" name=frame_getobj width=0 height=0></IFRAME><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/i/js/1_2_0/ycnlib.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/i/yui/2_2_2/animation.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/i/yui/2_2_2/connection.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/pho/imghp/assist20071226.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><BR><DIV id=tips style="DISPLAY: none; Z-INDEX: 10000; POSITION: absolute"><A hideFocus href="http://cn.zs.yahoo.com/bd/download.htm?rs=photo&amp;source=yco_img_bar" target=_blank><FONT color=#f70909 size=7></FONT></A></DIV><DIV id=tipsm style="DISPLAY: none; Z-INDEX: 10000; POSITION: absolute"><A hideFocus href="http://cn.zs.yahoo.com/bd/download.htm?rs=photo&amp;source=yco_img_bar" target=_blank><FONT color=#f70909 size=7></FONT></A></DIV><FONT color=#f70909 size=7>快活的冬泳人!</FONT><SCRIPT src="http://cn.yimg.com/pho/imghp/vbs.js" type=text/vbscript></SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT type=text/javascript><br>(function(){<br> var prepagelink = "#";<br> var nextpagelink = "http://image.cn.yahoo.com/searchdtl_v3.html?sel=0&p=%D4%CE+%B1%ED%C7%E9&pe=&pp=&t=&c=&u=&sf=all&source=ysearch_img_detail_topnext&b=2";<br> var nowon = 9;<br> YAHOO.namespace("imgsearch.slideshow");<br> YAHOO.imgsearch.slideshow = function(){<br> var _D = YAHOO.util.Dom;<br> var _E = YAHOO.util.Event;<br> var wrapper = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgstream","div");<br> var containter = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgcontainer","ul");<br> var contX = 0;<br> var contY = 0;<br> var width = parseInt(_D.getStyle(wrapper, "width").trim());<br> var imgitem = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgitem","li");<br> var imgitemCont = imgitem.length;<br> var resimg_src = _D.get("resimg").getElementsByTagName("img");<br> //var resimg_a = _D.get("resimg").getElementsByTagName("a");<br> var moveStepLength = parseInt(_D.getStyle(imgitem, "width").trim());<br> var curItem = imgitemCont - (width / moveStepLength - 1);<br> var btnPre = _D.getElementsByClassName("preimg", "a");<br> var btnPreAv = 0;<br> var btnNext = _D.getElementsByClassName("nextimg", "a");<br> var btnNextAv = 0;<br> var sernav = _D.get("sernav").getElementsByTagName("a");<br> containter.style.width = imgitemCont * moveStepLength + "px";<br> var nowFlag = 0;<br> if(nowon/8>1&&nowon/8<=2){<br> var attr ={<br> left:{<br> from: contX,<br> to: contX -= moveStepLength*8,<br> init: "px"<br> }<br> };<br> var myAnim = new YAHOO.util.Anim(containter, attr, 0.1, YAHOO.util.Easing.easeOut);<br> myAnim.animate();<br> curItem -= 8;<br> btnNextAv = 0;<br> btnPreAv = 1;<br> _D.setStyle(btnNext, "background-position", "0px -83px");<br> _D.setStyle(btnPre, "background-position", "-25px 0px");<br> nowFlag = 1;<br> }else if(nowon/8>2){<br> var attr ={<br> left:{<br> from: contX,<br> to: contX -= moveStepLength*16,<br> init: "px"<br> }<br> };<br> var myAnim = new YAHOO.util.Anim(containter, attr, 0.1, YAHOO.util.Easing.easeOut);<br> myAnim.animate();<br> curItem+=8;<br> btnNextAv = 0;<br> btnPreAv = 1;<br> nowFlag = 1;<br> _D.setStyle(btnNext, "background-position", "0px -83px");<br> _D.setStyle(btnPre, "background-position", "-25px 0px");<br> }<br> if(imgitemCont <= (width / moveStepLength) || nowFlag == 1){<br> _D.setStyle(btnNext, "background-position", "0 -83px");<br> }else{<br> _D.setStyle(btnNext, "background-position", "-25px -83px");<br> btnNextAv = 1;<br> }<br><br> var resetFocus = function(){<br> for(var i=0, j=imgitemCont; i<j; i++){<br> imgitem.className = "imgitem";<br> }<br> };<br>var getSid =function(){<br> var handleSuccess = function(o){ };<br> var handleFailure = function(o){ };<br> var callback ={<br> success:handleSuccess,<br> failure:handleFailure<br> };<br> var sUrl = "s.html?"+Math.random();<br> var request = YAHOO.util.Connect.asyncRequest("GET", sUrl, callback);<br>};<br> var setFocus = function(e){<br> var oElement = _E.getTarget(e);<br> if(oElement.className == "imgitem-link"){<br> var picSour = oElement.getAttribute("source");<br> resetFocus();<br> oElement.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.className = "imgitem current";<br> resimg_src.src = oElement.getAttribute("original");<br> //resimg_a.href = picSour;<br> if(picSour.length>60){<br> sernav.innerHTML = picSour.substring(0,60) + "...";<br> }else{<br> sernav.innerHTML = picSour;<br> }<br> sernav.href = picSour;<br> getSid();<br> _E.stopEvent(e);<br> }<br> };<br> var imgMouseOver = function(e){<br> var oElement = _E.getTarget(e);<br> if(oElement.className == "imgitem-link"){<br> _D.addClass(oElement.parentNode.parentNode,"over")<br> document.body.style.zoom = "1.1";<br> document.body.style.zoom = "1";<br> }<br> };<br>var imgMouseOut = function(e){<br> var oElement = _E.getTarget(e);<br> if(oElement.className == "imgitem-link"){<br> _D.removeClass(oElement.parentNode.parentNode,"over")<br> document.body.style.zoom = "1.1";<br> document.body.style.zoom = "1";<br> }<br> };<br> var moveImg = function(e){<br> var oElement = _E.getTarget(e);<br> var nextImg = function(){<br> if(curItem != 1 && curItem >0 && nowFlag == 0){<br> //contX -= moveStepLength;<br> //containter.style.left = contX + "px";<br> var attr ={<br> left:{<br> from: contX,<br> to: contX -= moveStepLength*8,<br> init: "px"<br> }<br> }<br> var myAnim = new YAHOO.util.Anim(containter, attr, 0.1, YAHOO.util.Easing.easeOut);<br> myAnim.animate();<br> curItem-=8;<br> resetFocus();<br> var picSour = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgitem-link","img",imgitem).getAttribute("source");<br> imgitem.className = "imgitem current";<br> resimg_src.src = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgitem-link","img",imgitem).getAttribute("original");<br> //resimg_a.href = picSour;<br> if(picSour.length>60){<br> sernav.innerHTML = picSour.substring(0,60) + "...";<br> }else{<br> sernav.innerHTML = picSour;<br> }<br> sernav.href = picSour;<br> _D.setStyle(btnPre, "background-position", "-25px 0px");<br> btnPreAv = 1;<br> if(curItem == 1){<br> _D.setStyle(btnNext, "background-position", "0 -83px");<br> btnNextAv = 0;<br> }<br> }<br> _E.stopEvent(e);<br> };<br> var preImg = function(){<br> if(curItem != imgitemCont - (width / moveStepLength - 1)){<br> //contX += moveStepLength;<br> //containter.style.left = contX + "px";<br> var attr ={<br> left:{<br> from: contX,<br> to: contX += moveStepLength*8,<br> init: "px"<br> }<br> }<br> var myAnim = new YAHOO.util.Anim(containter, attr, 0.1, YAHOO.util.Easing.easeOut);<br> myAnim.animate();<br> curItem+=8;<br> resetFocus();<br> var picSour = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgitem-link","img",imgitem).getAttribute("source");<br> imgitem.className = "imgitem current";<br> resimg_src.src = _D.getElementsByClassName("imgitem-link","img",imgitem).getAttribute("original");<br> //resimg_a.href = picSour;<br> if(picSour.length>60){<br> sernav.innerHTML = picSour.substring(0,60) + "...";<br> }else{<br> sernav.innerHTML = picSour;<br> }<br> sernav.href = picSour;<br> _D.setStyle(btnNext, "background-position", "-25px -83px");<br> if(curItem == 0){<br> _D.setStyle(btnPre, "background-position", "0px 0px");<br> btnPreAv = 0;<br> }<br> btnNextAv = 1;<br> nowFlag = 0;<br> }<br> _E.stopEvent(e);<br> }<br> switch (oElement.className){<br> case "preimg":<br> if(btnPreAv == 0){<br> window.location.href =prepagelink ;<br> break;<br> }<br> preImg();<br> break;<br> case "nextimg":<br> if(btnNextAv == 0){<br> window.location.href =nextpagelink ;<br> break;<br> }<br> nextImg();<br> break;<br> }<br> };<br> var showBtn = function(e){<br> var oElement = _E.getTarget(e);<br> switch(oElement.className){<br> case "preimg":<br> if(btnPreAv == 1){<br> _D.setStyle(btnPre, "background-position", "top right");<br> }<br> break;<br> case "nextimg":<br> if(btnNextAv == 1){<br> _D.setStyle(btnNext, "background-position", "bottom right");<br> }<br> break;<br> }<br> };<br> var hideBtn = function(e){<br> var oElement = _E.getTarget(e);<br> switch(oElement.className){<br> case "preimg":<br> if(btnPreAv == 1){<br> _D.setStyle(btnPre, "background-position", "-25px 0");<br> }<br> break;<br> case "nextimg":<br> if(btnNextAv == 1){<br> _D.setStyle(btnNext, "background-position", "-25px -83px");<br> }<br> break;<br> }<br> };<br> var imgs = document.getElementById("imgflow").getElementsByTagName("img");<br> var goLink = function(e){<br> var oEl = _E.getTarget(e);<br> window.location.href = oEl.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.href;<br> };<br>// _E.on(imgs, "click", goLink);<br> _E.on(document, "click", moveImg);<br> _E.on(document,"click",setFocus);<br> _E.on(document, "mouseover", showBtn);<br> _E.on(document, "mouseout", hideBtn);<br> _E.on(document, "mouseover", imgMouseOver);<br> _E.on(document, "mouseout", imgMouseOut);<br> };<br> String.prototype.trim=function(){return this.replace(/px/,"");};<br> YAHOO.util.Event.on(window, "load", YAHOO.imgsearch.slideshow);<br>})();<br></SCRIPT><!-- spaceId: 96630389 --><!-- w11.search.cnb.yahoo.com compressed/chunked Tue Jan 22 22:33:12 CST 2008 --><BR><BR>[此帖子已被 牧羊犬 在 2008-1-22 22:36:33 编辑过]

东北汉子 发表于 2008-1-29 14:01

<STRONG><FONT size=6><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt" Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??><U>东北汉子</U></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt" Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>因为初来咋到,就有机会看到如此有创意的美文,感到一片清爽。大头的爷爷,你果然是大头的爷爷。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG>

搅水棍 发表于 2008-3-7 20:26

我的一个非泳友要看这篇帖子,却找不着,我把它调上前啦,原谅。
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