开朗 发表于 2008-1-28 16:47

[转贴]老鼠爱大米的抽样调查

<P><FONT color=#ee1111 size=5>&nbsp;老鼠比人活的都好</FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#22dd22>　四川老鼠：（四川话）是哪个龟娃子说老鼠爱大米？我们四川老鼠吃的是夫妻肺片、赖汤圆、龙抄手、钟水饺、担担面……味道好得很！<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#22dd22>　　天津老鼠：（天津话）老鼠爱大米？（模仿马三立的语气）逗你玩！天津卫的老鼠当然爱狗不理包子！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#22dd22>　　东北老鼠：（东北话）你干啥（<SPAN lang=EN-US>ha</SPAN>）呀？老鼠爱大米，你也信？你被忽悠了！咱东北老鼠最喜欢吃酸菜！要不给你整点？翠花，上酸菜！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#22dd22>　　陕西老鼠：（陕西话）（模仿郭达的语气）俄不爱大米，只爱羊肉泡馍！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#22dd22>　　上海老鼠：（上海话）阿拉上海老鼠不切大米，切西餐！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#22dd22>　　湖南老鼠：（湖南话）老鼠爱大米？（模仿汪涵的语气）你莫总是策我要得不？跟你讲嗒，湖南的老鼠爱吃辣，现在新改编的歌曲里都是这样唱的：辣老鼠辣，辣老鼠辣，辣老鼠吃辣不怕辣……<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#22dd22>　　河南老鼠：（河南话）你无聊不？啥……意思？咱河南老鼠最喜欢吃馍馍了，大米能做馍馍么？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#22dd22>　　武汉老鼠：（武汉方言）个板把养的！是哪个跟你说老鼠爱大米？我们整天在街上跑，随么样也要吃点热干面，啃点鸭脖子<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">　　（据《武汉晨报》龚纯<SPAN lang=EN-US>/</SPAN>文）<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>

泽雅 发表于 2008-1-28 17:05

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>各地老鼠不同吃法的再现。</FONT></EM></FONT>

亚洲豪杰 发表于 2008-1-29 21:56

原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>各地老鼠不同吃法的再现。</FONT></EM></FONT>

马蹄 发表于 2008-1-30 18:24

<P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT color=#a344bb size=7> 听着美啊！！！</FONT></P>

馨馨 发表于 2008-1-31 16:03

<P><FONT size=7>全国各地形势大好，老鼠们的生活水平大大提高，这体现了社会主义优越性。</FONT></P>
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