[转贴]鼠年调查鼠意
<FONT size=3><FONT face=宋体>四川老鼠：（四川话）是哪个龟娃子说老鼠爱大米？我们四川老鼠吃的是夫妻肺片、赖汤圆、龙抄手、钟水饺、担担面……味道好得很！<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 天津老鼠：（天津话）老鼠爱大米？（模仿马三立的语气）逗你玩！天津卫的老鼠当然爱狗不理包子！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 东北老鼠：（东北话）你干啥（<SPAN lang=EN-US>ha</SPAN>）呀？老鼠爱大米，你也信？你被忽悠了！咱东北老鼠最喜欢吃酸菜！要不给你整点？翠花，上酸菜！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 陕西老鼠：（陕西话）（模仿郭达的语气）俄不爱大米，只爱羊肉泡馍！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 上海老鼠：（上海话）阿拉上海老鼠不切大米，切西餐！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 湖南老鼠：（湖南话）老鼠爱大米？（模仿汪涵的语气）你莫总是策我要得不？跟你讲嗒，湖南的老鼠爱吃辣，现在新改编的歌曲里都是这样唱的：辣老鼠辣，辣老鼠辣，辣老鼠吃辣不怕辣……<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 河南老鼠：（河南话）你无聊不？啥……意思？咱河南老鼠最喜欢吃馍馍了，大米能做馍馍么？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 武汉老鼠：（武汉方言）个板把养的！是哪个跟你说老鼠爱大米？我们整天在街上跑，随么样也要吃点热干面，啃点鸭脖子<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> （据《武汉晨报》龚纯<SPAN lang=EN-US>/</SPAN>文</SPAN></P> <P><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200812918497945.jpg"><BR><BR></P><P> </P> 翠花，上酸菜！<br> 原文由 笑笑妈 发表: <FONT color=#f70938 size=7>河南话 中！顶！</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200812915946334.bmp"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008129144535192.gif"><BR><BR><BR> o(∩_∩)o...哈哈 原文由 水中情 发表: <BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008128212927168.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR>赶紧回吧！ <BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008128212927168.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR> <FONT color=#f70938 size=7>河南话 中！顶！</FONT> <P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008129214629748.jpg"><BR><BR></P>
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