翻江鼠 发表于 2008-1-31 08:47

[转贴]趣味笑话

<P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.父子二人看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。儿子不屑地对他的父亲说:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>坐这种车的人,肚子里一定没有学问!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>父亲则轻描淡写地回答:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>说这种话的人,口袋里一定没有钱!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>你对事情的看法,是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.晚饭后,母亲和女儿一块儿洗碗盘,父亲和儿子在客厅看电视。突然,厨房里传来打破盘子的响声,然后一片沉寂。儿子望着他父亲,说道:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>一定是妈妈打破的。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>你怎么知道?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>她没有骂人。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我们习惯以不同的标准来看人看己,以致往往是责人以严,待己以宽。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.有两个台湾观光团到</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">rib</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>伊豆半岛旅游,路况很坏,到处都是坑洞。一位导游连声说路面简直像麻子一样。而另一个导游却诗意盎然地对游客说:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我们现在走的正是赫赫有名的伊豆迷人酒窝大道。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>虽是同样的情况,然而不同的意念,就会产生不同的态度。思想是何等奇妙的事,如何去想,决定权在你。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.同样是小学三年级的学生,他们将来的志愿同是当小丑。中国老师斥之为:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>胸无大志,孺子不可教也!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>外国老师则会说:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>愿你把欢笑带给全世界!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>身为长辈的我们,不但要求多于鼓励,更以狭窄界定了成功的定义。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.妻子正在厨房炒菜。丈夫在她旁边一直唠叨不停:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>慢些、小心!火太大了。赶快把鱼翻过来、油放太多了!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>妻子脱口而出:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我懂得怎样炒菜。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>丈夫平静地答道:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我只是要让你知道,我在开车时,你在旁边喋喋不休,我的感觉如何</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">......"&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>学会体谅他人并不困难,只要你愿意认真地站在对方的角度和立场看问题。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.一辆载满乘客的公共汽车沿着下坡路快速前进着,有一个人在后面紧紧追赶着这辆车子。一个乘客从车窗中伸出头来对追车子的人说:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>老兄!算啦,你追不上的!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我必须追上它,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>这人气喘吁吁地说:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我是这辆车的司机!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>有些人必须非常认真努力,因为不这样的话,后果就十分悲惨了!然而也正因为必须全力以赴,潜在的本能和不为人知的特质终将充分展现出来。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.甲:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>新搬来的邻居好可恶,昨天晚上三更半夜跑来猛按我家的门铃。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>乙:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>的确可恶!你有没有马上报警?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>甲:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>没有。我当他们是疯子,继续吹我的小喇叭。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>事出必有因,如果能先看到自己的不是,答案就会不一样。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.张三在山间小路开车,正当他悠哉地欣赏美丽风景时,突然迎面开来的货车司机摇下窗户大喊一声:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>猪!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>张三越想越气,也摇下车窗大骂:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>你才是猪!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>刚骂完,他便迎头撞上一群过马路的猪。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>不要错误地诠释别人的好意,那只会让自己吃亏,并且使别人受辱。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.小男孩问爸爸:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>是不是做父亲的总比做儿子的知道得多?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>爸爸回答:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>当然啦!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>电灯是谁发明的?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>爱迪生。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>那爱迪生的爸爸怎么没有发明电灯?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>权威往往只是一个经不起考验的空壳子,尤其在现今这个多元开放的时</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.小明洗澡时不小心吞下一小块肥皂,他的妈妈慌慌张张地打电话给家庭医生求助。医生说:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我现在还有几个病人在,可能要半小时后才能赶过去。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>小明妈妈说:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>在你来之前,我该做什么?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>医生说:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>给小明喝一杯白开水,然后用力跳一跳,你就可以让小明用嘴巴吹泡泡消磨时间了。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>事情既然已经发生了,何不坦然自在地面对。担心不如宽心,穷紧张不如穷开心。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>  </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>.一把坚实的大锁挂在大门上,一根铁杆费了九牛二虎之力,还是无法将它撬开。钥匙来了,他瘦小的身子钻进锁孔,只轻轻一转,大锁就</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>啪</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>地一声打开了。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>对事对人都要讲方式方法。否则将功败垂成</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

尘埃落定 发表于 2008-1-31 12:57

很有哲理!

晓月清风 发表于 2008-1-31 14:34

<FONT size=6>发人深思!</FONT>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-1-31 17:47

发人深思!

晓月清风 发表于 2008-1-31 23:02

9.小男孩问爸爸:"是不是做父亲的总比做儿子的知道得多?"爸爸回答:"当然啦!""电灯是谁发明的?""爱迪生。""那爱迪生的爸爸怎么没有发明电灯?" <br>
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