麦克雷 发表于 2008-2-29 11:47

[转贴]小姐…还可以这样用!

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐…还可以这样用</SPAN></U></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></U></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一夏日．酷热</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一中年男子出差，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 54pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">因天晚住进一个小旅店，正要就寝突然电话响起．．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">对不起我是前台“我们旅店有特殊服务你需要吗？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不了谢谢，男子放下电话辗转反侧，难以入睡，抓起电话说前台我来一个特殊服务，不一会一年轻女郎进来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男子问一夜多少钱？女子说１０</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">０！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男子说：“好脱了吧，坐沙发上．”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女子脱光坐在沙发上。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男子回到床上躺下，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不一会传来酣声．．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">天快亮时女子再也忍受不住将男子叫醒，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你叫我来干什么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男子说蚊子太多我睡不着．．．．．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

寒冬畅游 发表于 2008-2-29 12:56

<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>男子说蚊子太多我睡不着...</SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#0909f7>这<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>男子也真够聪明!</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>

初来乍到 发表于 2008-2-29 11:53

吸引蚊子！

白云515 发表于 2008-2-29 12:00

替身．哈哈哈！

晓月清风 发表于 2008-2-29 15:14

<P><FONT size=6>那人觉悟真高哈！！</FONT></P>

远望一号 发表于 2008-2-29 20:11

原文由 寒冬畅游 发表: <br><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times New Roman?; Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family:>男子说蚊子太多我睡不着...</SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times New Roman?; Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family:><FONT color=#0909f7>这<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times New Roman?; Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family:>男子也真够聪明!</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-2-29 19:22

原文由 晓月清风 发表: <br><P><FONT size=6>那人觉悟真高哈！！</FONT></P>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-2-29 17:42

哈哈！这就能睡着，真高！

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-2-29 14:42

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