翻江鼠 发表于 2008-2-29 14:27

[转贴]难忘的2007年网络语录

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">明明是个强人，天生一副熊样！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">肉的理想，白菜的命！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">最快的是电表，最慢的网速……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">虽然我不喜欢海鲜，但美人鱼还是可以接受的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">6.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">多谢你的绝情，让我学会死心……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">7.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">再牛的肖邦，也弹不出我的悲伤！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">8.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">喝醉了我谁也不服，我就扶墙！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">9.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我费尽千辛爬上梯子的顶端，却发现梯子搭错了墙头……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">10.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">怀揣两块，胸怀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">500</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">万！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">11.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">昨天烧纸，旁边一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">50</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">多岁的大妈边烧边说：“收到后全买基金吧……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">12.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">生，容易。活，容易。生活，不容易。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

小木盒 发表于 2008-2-29 14:32

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远望一号 发表于 2008-2-29 20:00

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白雪迎春 发表于 2008-2-29 19:25

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翻江鼠 发表于 2008-2-29 19:56

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial">昨天烧纸，旁边一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">50</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial">多岁的大妈边烧边说：“收到后全买基金吧……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial">　　</SPAN></P>
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