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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">钱不是问题，问题是没有钱！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">2. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">喝醉了我谁也不服，我就扶墙！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">3. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">避孕的效果；不成功，便成人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 93.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">4. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">流氓不可怕，可怕的是流氓有文化</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 93.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">5. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">生，容易；活，容易；生活，不容易！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 93.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">6. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">孩子把玩具当朋友，成人把朋友当玩具。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 85.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">7. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">现实中用真名说假话，网络中用假名说真话。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 85.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">8. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没钱的时候，老婆兼秘书；有钱的时候，秘书兼老婆。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">9. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">10. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 295.5pt 337.5pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">摘自</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">（文摘报）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> 现实中用真名说假话，网络中用假名说真话。<br>-----高。 <P><FONT color=#3809f7 size=7>都是大实话！</FONT></P> 松江海象你太有才了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喝醉了我谁也不服，我就扶墙！扶墙扶不住.我就撂炕.</SPAN> 原文由 佐罗 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#3809f7 size=7>都是大实话！</FONT></P> 原文由 wendunjing 发表: 松江海象 你太有才了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 原文由 寒江搏浪 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喝醉了我谁也不服，我就扶墙！扶墙扶不住.我就撂炕.</SPAN> <FONT color=#ee6911 size=7>扶墙不倒!</FONT> 原文由 兔宝宝 发表:<FONT face=华文彩云 color=#f76809 size=7> 现实中用真名说假话，网络中用假名说真话。<BR>-----高。 <IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"></FONT> <P>原文由 寒江搏浪 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喝醉了我谁也不服，我就扶墙！扶墙扶不住.我就撂炕.</SPAN> </P><P><FONT size=5>你想笑蒙谁呀,哈哈.</FONT></P> 原文由 闲鱼6699 发表: <br><P>原文由 寒江搏浪 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喝醉了我谁也不服，我就扶墙！扶墙扶不住.我就撂炕.</SPAN> </P><P><FONT size=5>你想笑蒙谁呀,哈哈.</FONT></P> <P>[ </P><P> <FONT size=7>实话实说</FONT></P> <br><P> <FONT size=7>实话实说</FONT></P>
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