麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-6 22:38

一次尴尬的接警

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一次尴尬的接警</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #ff6600"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">忘记是哪一天了，当时我正在午休，报警电话响了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我眯着眼睛抓起听筒：“喂，你好！这里是城西派出所。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“喂！派出所吗？我家两只羊丢了，请你们来一下。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“唉，好的！请问你姓名？”我问道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">对方答：“我叫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">rou zi"<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"...........</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">肉孜？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">.........</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“哪个肉猪肉的肉吗？”我问道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">对方恼了：“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MDB!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">是羊肉的肉！不是大肉的肉！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">（对方是一名穆斯林群众）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我忙道歉，才免掉破坏民族团结的罪行</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">~<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

老枪 发表于 2008-3-6 22:58

<FONT size=5>这是为什么呢？</FONT>

晓月清风 发表于 2008-3-7 16:19

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>是羊肉的肉！不是大肉的肉！！</SPAN>

yyyy007 发表于 2008-3-7 18:32

<FONT face=华文行楷 color=#55aa55 size=5>伊斯兰教不吃猪肉，所以不能在他们面前提猪。</FONT>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-3-7 19:10

是够尴尬的。

蒙羊雅鱼 发表于 2008-3-7 21:31

我又进步了

寒冬畅游 发表于 2008-3-8 21:04

<P>原文由 翻江鼠 发表: </P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; New Times Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family:>肉孜土尔迪,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; New Times Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family:>肉孜一般是伊斯兰人的姓,所以犯忌讳了.</SPAN></SPAN> </P>

开心果666 发表于 2008-3-8 21:42

原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>肉孜土尔迪,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>肉孜一般是伊斯兰人的姓,所以犯忌讳了.</SPAN></SPAN> <FONT color=#c43c8d size=4>我现在又进步了啊........</FONT><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/regular_smile.gif">

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-3-7 09:58

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>肉孜土尔迪,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>肉孜一般是伊斯兰人的姓,所以犯忌讳了.</SPAN></SPAN>
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