雪片无声 发表于 2008-3-7 09:52

[转贴]送礼清单

<DIV align=center><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="BACKGROUND: white; WIDTH: 98%; mso-cellspacing: 0cm; mso-padding-alt: 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="98%" border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: #666666; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">送礼清单</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></TD></TR><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 1; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="mso-cellspacing: 0cm; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm; mso-table-lspace: 2.25pt; mso-table-rspace: 2.25pt; mso-table-anchor-vertical: paragraph; mso-table-anchor-horizontal: column; mso-table-left: right; mso-table-top: middle" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><SCRIPT type=text/javascript><!--<br>google_ad_client = "pub-6134407463952303";<br>/* 336x280, 小故事网 */<br>google_ad_slot = "1477065507";<br>google_ad_width = 336;<br>google_ad_height = 280;<br>//--><br>    </SCRIPT><BR><SCRIPT src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type=text/javascript><br>    </SCRIPT><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">  某大商场的胖经理有个不成文的规矩,就是无论哪个职工调出调进都必须给他送礼,否则,他不签字。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">  长明的妹妹不想在商场干了,要调到一家饭店去,可胖经理不答应。长明就对胖经理说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">您先签了字,我给您准备的烟酒晚上送到您家里。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">  拿着胖经理的手令,长明很快办完了应办的手续。晚上,他空手到胖经理家去</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">还愿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。胖经理一见长明进门就喜笑颜开,他问道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">东西都带来了吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">长明道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">没问题,就在外面的车里面。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">说完,他掏出一张纸递给胖经理,说这是送礼的清单,请他过目。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">  胖经理看完清单,颤抖的手指着长明骂道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">快给我走,再不要踏进我的门!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">  原来,那张清单上写着:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">请胖经理笑纳:高级过驴嘴香烟两条;高级蛆酒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">瓶;低毒汾酒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">坛;美国进口屁酒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">箱。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV><br><br>[此帖子已被 汉鸭子 在 2008-3-7 9:54:02 编辑过]

初来乍到 发表于 2008-3-7 10:02

聪明!

汉鸭子 发表于 2008-3-7 10:01

<FONT size=7>遇上这么贪的领导,出出气也行,但以后别想办事了。</FONT>

北方雪山 发表于 2008-3-7 17:53

<EM><FONT face=隶书 color=#cc33cc size=5>有勇有谋。</FONT></EM>

白狐 发表于 2008-3-7 11:47

过隐。

唐装水手 发表于 2008-3-7 11:41

厉害

高山 发表于 2008-3-7 12:11

<FONT size=5>聪明,做事爽快。</FONT>

小白龙 发表于 2008-3-7 12:17

<FONT color=#38f709 size=7><STRONG>办法虽好,但不太现实!</STRONG></FONT>

夜航船 发表于 2008-3-7 19:50

原文由 汉鸭子 发表: <FONT size=7>遇上这么贪的领导,出出气也行,但以后别想办事了。</FONT>

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-3-7 22:37

原文由 高山 发表: <FONT size=5>聪明,做事爽快。</FONT>
页: [1]
查看完整版本: [转贴]送礼清单