冬泳人网名大串联
<SPAN id=yu><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>天将拂晓，<U style="text-underline: thick">大头的爷爷</U></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>骑“游侠”</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>牌助动车去<U style="text-underline: thick">晨泳</U>。刚出小区门，迎面扑来一阵<U>清风徐来</U>，顿觉<U style="text-underline: thick">逸人</U>肺腑。途经<U style="text-underline: thick">《江游子》</U>早餐店吃了碗原汤水<U style="text-underline: thick">饺子皮</U>。赶到二桥基地，夜色依然笼罩江城，桥上灯火通明，犹如<U style="text-underline: thick">玉龙飞</U>舞，映印江中，恰似<U style="text-underline: thick">水中星空</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>夜色渐散，晨曦初上，眺望江中，<U style="text-underline: thick">“</U></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>海</SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>湾</SPAN></U><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv UnitName="”" SourceValue="51" HasSpace="False" Negative="False" NumberType="1" TCSC="0" w:st="on"><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">51</SPAN></U><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>”</SPAN></U></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>号轮<U style="text-underline: thick">航行江湖</U>，<U style="text-underline: thick">唐装水手</U>伫立船头，<U style="text-underline: thick">老梢公</U>紧握舵盘，沿着<U style="text-underline: thick">航标灯</U>指引的方向劈开<U style="text-underline: thick">万里浪</U>涛。舷尾，条条<U style="text-underline: thick">会飞的鲟鱼</U></SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>龙腾</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>虎跃；追赶<U>水中浪花</U>，舷侧，头头<U style="text-underline: thick">江猪</U>时隐时现，此起彼伏。<U style="text-underline: thick">漫步冰河</U>岸边，群群<U style="text-underline: thick">喜欢游泳的鱼</U>欢快地在<U style="text-underline: thick">水上游</U>，其中一条<U style="text-underline: thick">自信的小鱼</U>跳出水面，来了个<U style="text-underline: thick">鱼跃龙门</U>。环顾桃花岛，曲径通幽，雪压翠竹白絮飞。突然一只野<U style="text-underline: thick">兔宝宝</U>窜出杂丛，被敏捷的<U style="text-underline: thick">牧羊犬</U>发现，疾风般地追赶；丛林中小鸟<U style="text-underline: thick">白头翁<DEL></DEL>飞雁</U>在鸣春，叽叽喳喳，清脆悦耳。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>好一派江滩美景<U style="text-underline: thick">润色天下</U>。莫道江南<U style="text-underline: thick">早春二月</U>景色俏，哪及江岸冬泳基地风光<U style="text-underline: thick">这边独好</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>冬泳队员开始陆续下水了，扑通一声响，好比<U style="text-underline: thick">一石击水。</U></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>老顽童</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>腰系一个<U style="text-underline: thick">金龙鱼</U>油壶，仰面朝天，悠闲自得，胜似<U style="text-underline: thick">闲庭信步</U>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>小李飞刀</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>艺高胆大，徒手<U style="text-underline: thick">博浪</U>。</SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>李局，孙处，易老大，袁哥，武哥，小老张，小俞等都不甘落后，呈一字形鱼贯入水，堪比<U style="text-underline: thick">水中蛟龙</U>。祝队在<U style="text-underline: thick">岸边</U>大声<U style="text-underline: thick">忠言</U>：“注意安全，不要游远了。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><U style="text-underline: thick"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>东北汉子</SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>因为<U>初来咋到</U>，不<U style="text-underline: thick">识水性</U>未敢贸然下水，在丛林中与<U style="text-underline: thick">老宋谈天</U>。称：湖北<U style="text-underline: thick">恩施好田</U>里发现了<U style="text-underline: thick">北极熊</U>。这一耸人新闻立即<U style="text-underline: thick">席卷全球</U>传遍五洲。大家都说：“你真牛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">B</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=幼圆><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>随即笑声四起，久久迴荡在桃花岛上空。</SPAN><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>健康的冬泳人，快乐的冬泳人，就这样开始了快乐的一天。</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: mso-bidi-font-family: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning:><FONT face=幼圆 color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG>上面是一篇以冬泳人网名串成的小文字，如有不当或被冒犯者，祈盼原谅。笔者毫无恶意，纯属杜撰搞笑罢了。</STRONG></FONT></SPAN><BR>］</P><BR><BR>［此帖子已被 大头的爷爷 在 2008-3-7 20:36:42 编辑过］<BR><BR>［此帖子已被 大头的爷爷 在 2008-3-7 20:37:52 编辑过］<BR></SPAN><br><br>［此帖子已被 大头的爷爷 在 2008-3-13 16:11:12 编辑过］ 原文由 恩施好田 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#ff0033 size=6>没想到我的名字也在里面,</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0033 size=6>编排的很好很巧妙.</FONT></P> <FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>下了一番功夫!置顶加精鼓励原创!</FONT> <P><FONT color=#ff0033 size=6>没想到我的名字也在里面,</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0033 size=6>编排的很好很巧妙.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#c43c3c size=6>我也在!</FONT></P> 不错，不错，高实在是高！ <FONT size=5>好创意!</FONT> 好创意。 继续努力！ 原文由 翻江鼠 发表: 原文由 晨泳 发表: <FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>下了一番功夫!置顶加精鼓励原创!</FONT> 有一石击浪这个网名吗？和我之差一个字！ 应该是一石击水，笔误。已改正。谢谢。顺致峰泳：我虽于07年4月注册，却于08年一月才上网，的却不知你的大作在前，尽管连标题也仅一子之差，绝非抄袭。只能说英雄所见略同。比起大作，实乃小巫见大巫。<br><br>［此帖子已被 大头的爷爷 在 2008-3-13 17:16:29 编辑过］ <P><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6>致峰泳：我虽于07年4月注册，却于08年一月才上网，的却不知你的大作在前，尽管连标题也仅一子之差，绝非抄袭。只能说英雄所见略同。比起大作，实乃小巫见大巫。</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><FONT color=#ff0000>其实咱们两个人能想到一起去也是一种缘分，英雄所见。对幽默版块来说，有幽默要上，没有幽默创造幽默也要上。其实我也没有什么意思，只是想共同幽默，共同进步。</FONT><BR><BR></P></FONT> 好创意。编排的很好很巧妙......<br><br> 原文由 寒江孤籬 发表: 不错，不错，高实在是高！ <P><FONT size=3>余孤陋寡闻，编此帖时尚不知泳虎大名。恕罪！</FONT></P> 我泳虎有没有赶上 <FONT size=7>再下功夫</FONT> 原文由 晨泳 发表: <FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>下了一番功夫!置顶加精鼓励原创!</FONT>
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