[原创]一次尴尬的接警
<SPAN id=yu><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><SPAN id=yu><BR></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>一次尴尬的接警</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #ff6600"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>忘记是哪一天了,当时我正在午休,报警电话响了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我眯着眼睛抓起听筒:“喂,你好!这里是城西派出所。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>“喂!派出所吗?我家两只羊丢了,请你们来一下。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>“唉,好的!请问你姓名?”我问道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>对方答:“我叫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">rou zi"<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"...........</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>肉孜?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">.........</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>“哪个肉猪肉的肉吗?”我问道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>对方恼了:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MDB!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>是羊肉的肉!不是大肉的肉!”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>(对方是一名穆斯林群众)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我忙道歉,才免掉破坏民族团结的罪行</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">~<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center></SPAN></SPAN></B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN></SPAN> </P></SPAN><BR><BR>[此帖子已被 麦克雷 在 2008-3-12 18:17:21 编辑过]<br><br>[此帖子已被 晨泳 在 2008-3-12 18:23:14 编辑过] <FONT size=5> 辛苦了</FONT> 鼓励原创置顶加精!<br> <FONT size=5>麦警官为人民服务,辛苦了!</FONT> 原文由 快活鱼 发表:<FONT face=隶书 color=#f70909 size=7> 麦警官为人民服务,辛苦了!</FONT> 是真的么? 麦警官为人民服务,辛苦了! 哈哈!羊丢了也找您啊?欢迎你麦警官!鼓励原创置顶加精!<BR> 原文由 晨泳 发表: 哈哈!羊丢了也找您啊?欢迎你麦警官!鼓励原创置顶加精!<BR> 原文由 快活鱼 发表: 麦警官为人民服务,辛苦了! 原文由 寒江搏浪 发表: <FONT size=5>麦警官为人民服务,辛苦了!</FONT> <IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"> 原文由 快活鱼 发表: 麦警官为人民服务,辛苦了! <P>原文由 泳乐康 发表: 原文由 晨泳 发表: <FONT size=6>哈哈!羊丢了也找您啊?欢迎你麦警官!鼓励原创置顶加精!<BR></FONT> </P><P><FONT size=6>恭喜麦警官到新疆管片警了</FONT></P> 欣赏分享,天天好心情。
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