[灌水]黑社会报纸
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">黑社会报纸</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">严重警告：此报仅供黑社会内部参考，如有偷看，左眼看者挖其左眼，右眼看挖其右眼</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，双眼看者挖其鼻屎，黑道弟兄共遵，关二哥为证。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 新闻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">）著名社团竹联帮领袖<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="雷豹">雷豹</st1:PersonName>先生</SPAN><st1:chsdate w:st="on" IsROCDate="False" IsLunarDate="False" Day="23" Month="1" Year="2008"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">23</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">日</SPAN></st1:chsdate><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在他的生日宴会上被杀手暗杀，身上连中二十多刀。据社团医生诊断后认为，此为一业余杀手所为，因为雷豹在中刀之前就因惊吓过度心脏病发作而死，身为一位职业杀手一定不会浪费时间与力气在一个死人身上捅如此多的窟窿，同时，大多数刀口在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">2<st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="True" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="3" UnitName="厘米">-3<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=EN-US>厘米</SPAN></SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">深，根本不足以致命。家属现悬赏</SPAN>1000</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">元捉拿此人。我黑社会弟兄也一致认为这种业余杀手实在有辱门风，有意清除此败类。有线索请与本报联系或致电<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="雷豹">雷豹</st1:PersonName>先生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1399229378</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，死活不论。（此电话现由<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="雷">雷</st1:PersonName>夫人使用，有想尝试一夜情的兄弟也可拨打。）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 新闻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">）</SPAN><st1:chsdate w:st="on" IsROCDate="False" IsLunarDate="False" Day="30" Month="1" Year="2008"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">30</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">日</SPAN></st1:chsdate><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">世界</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">6000</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">万黑社会的偶像本拉登曾用品义卖会在日本军国博物馆举行，拉登先生使用过的机关枪，迫击炮，手榴弹，手枪，匕首，修脚刀，指甲剪等武器以及内裤，袜子，卫生巾等日常用品在几分钟内被拉先生众多的崇拜者一扫而光，为了争夺拉登使用过的纯铜大痰盂，山口组和三合会还在现场发生了火拼，双方各有死伤。据了解此次义卖全部收入将捐给小砍刀儿童杀手学校的贫困学生，用于购买教学用军火。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 新闻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">）香港九龙花旗银行有一批价值</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">亿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">千万的钻石珠宝将于</SPAN><st1:chsdate w:st="on" IsROCDate="False" IsLunarDate="False" Day="12" Month="2" Year="2008"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">日晚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">30</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">分</SPAN></st1:chsdate><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">到达维多利亚港，负责押送的是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">名该银行押款员，配置武器：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">AK47</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">狙击步枪（各有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">发子弹）运款</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">?***</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">蹬坪牛篍</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">A2303 .</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">装甲厚度：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="24" UnitName="毫米"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">24</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">毫米</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。我报纸抢劫专家特提供</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">种抢劫方案放到官方网站上，包括详细的进退路线，人员分配，武器配置等等，欢迎下载。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 新闻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">）为配合新游戏《</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">Quak 14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">》上市，美国斯兰特家族金牌杀手爱克里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">贝拉将在教父礼堂做《杀手之路</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">----</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎样在游戏中获得实战经验》的讲座，届时还将有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">抽奖活动。一等奖：美制飞毛腿导弹一枚</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">二等奖：以思列</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">R29</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">微型冲锋枪一支</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">三等奖：女主持人胸口摸一下。该游戏设计人员称，该版本的游戏真实性极强，中弹后会流出真实的鲜血，如果不及时退出游戏甚至可导致死亡。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 个人求职：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 杀手甲：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">32</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">岁，香港九龙人士，貌忠厚老实，内心毒辣。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">岁开始用刀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">----</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">削苹果。有杀人抢劫经验，欲在亚洲地区寻打手或杀手职业，薪水面谈。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 开锁专家乙：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">78</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">岁，中国山西人士。原为一盗窃集团技术顾问，因其他成员已经退休或老死，现欲跳槽。开锁经验丰富，用各种工具开各种锁数千把，曾创造</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">分钟铁钉开锁奇迹，被道上誉为“开锁先疯”。求职意向：盗窃团伙或修锁配钥匙店。月薪两万元以上（大买卖要求提成百分之十）。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 广告：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。你想象小马哥那么帅吗？请购买我公司的“小马牌”风衣。该风衣出厂前经过</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只冲锋枪的交叉扫射，其窟窿比小马哥的还多，令你风度翩翩，潇洒自信。小马哥，杀手都知道啊！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。你最近一直有不好的预感，觉得自己要出事吗？“挂了”保险公司现在为你提供巨额保险，使你纵横江湖，没有后顾之忧。真正做到一人毙命，全家受益。买了的兄弟高兴的说：“买了‘挂了’保险后，每次出门啊都盼着挨刀，嘿，还真对的起咱的肚子！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 后面内容已经被鲜血染红，无法观看</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New Times ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?;><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center>黑社会报纸很有趣耶！</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P>
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