[转贴]乌鸦贺喜
<H2 style="MARGIN: auto 0cm; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乌鸦贺喜<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></H2><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 37pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">很久以前的一个严冬，大雪封山，天地间白茫茫一片。忍饥挨饿的鸟儿们已经断炊几天，正处心积虑地思忖着怎么去寻觅点食物，度过这个漫长难耐的冬天。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“啊——啊！”挂满冰挂的枝头上，两只乌鸦凄厉地叫着，一番讨论以后，老乌鸦决定走出森林，飞到外边看看。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>它飞啊飞啊，黑色的翅膀遮蔽了自己灰色的心境，目光疾速地巡视着下面那无垠的雪野。飞着飞着，它忽然听见“喳喳，喳喳”的欢叫声，不禁寻声张望，心说：它们还这么欢快啊！看看去。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“喜鹊姐姐，你们好！”乌鸦飞过去热切地打着招呼。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“乌鸦妹妹好，您怎么来了。”喜鹊停住了嬉笑。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“我们都断粮多日了，你们还有吃的么？”<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“我们早就没吃的了，还好。村里的人家娶媳妇，我们过去贺喜，人家施舍我们点糖果。。。”<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“怎么贺喜啊？姐姐教我。”<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“简单呢，你就喊‘喳喳，喳喳，新娘过门生子啦。。。’，这样人家高兴了自然。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">这还不简单？乌鸦高兴地朝村里飞去。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>飞到村里一看，正有一群人吹吹打打迎新呢。乌鸦于是占据了院落里的大杨树上的有利位置开始喝彩：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊！好啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">这时候，它忽然看见新娘子隆起的腹部呼之欲出，聪明的它想：人家盼子心切，凡事突出个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">早</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">字。。。于是决计改动下喜鹊教授的贺词，赶紧喊：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊！新娘晚上要生儿子啦！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">新郎这时正为这事闹心呢，听见乌鸦这么吆喝，立刻斥责道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">快闭上你那臭乌鸦嘴！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">乌鸦有些不解，看看远处闭目养神的猫头鹰，赶紧讨好道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">夜猫子也要来贺喜啦。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">我叫你贺喜！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">新郎倌抓起一块砖头照乌鸦就撇了过去。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">乌鸦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">扑棱棱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">飞走了，那凄厉的叫声天空中回荡，枝头上依然颤动着方才的热情。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 37pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> 原文由 大海的女儿 发表: 哈哈，原来是这样啊！ 风帆版主好了 乌鸦嘴这么來的呀！ 哈哈，原来是这样啊！ <P><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=5> 合适的话说在了不合适的场合所以就成乌鸦嘴喽!</FONT></P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"> hehe<br>好 再好听的话，从乌鸦口中说出也就变质喽！！ 原文由 大海的女儿 发表: 哈哈，原来是这样啊！ 原文由 泡~泡 发表: 再好听的话，从乌鸦口中说出也就变质喽！！ 原文由 大海的女儿 发表: 哈哈，原来是这样啊！
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