兔宝宝 发表于 2008-3-20 09:47

[转贴]空姐的智慧

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman??>空姐的智慧<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>某日,在一班长途机上,机长在他的休息时间跑到后面想找一空姐搭讪,而空姐却只想看她的杂志。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  机长说:“我们玩个游戏吧。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  空姐嗤之以鼻。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  机长又说:“这游戏是这么玩的,我问你一问题,你不会答,你就给我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>美元,然后你问我一问题,我不会答,我就给你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>美元。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  空姐又嗤之以鼻。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  机长觉得很没趣,然后又加大筹码:“这样吧,你不会答,你给我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>美元,我不会答,我给你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>美元。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  空姐放下杂志,盯着机长看了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>秒钟,然后说:“你问吧。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  机长问:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">747</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>的巡航速度是多少?”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  空姐想了一下,掏出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>美元给机长。然后机长得意地说:“到你问了。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  空姐问道:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>个眼睛,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>个鼻子,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>条腿还有尾巴的是什么?”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  机长想了半天,掏</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>美元给空姐,空姐很从容地收下了。机长觉得很不服气,就追问道:“答案到底是什么?”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>  空姐又掏出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Times New Roman?? Roman?; mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times>美元给机长,继续看她的杂志。<BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008319204532518.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR></SPAN></P>

初来乍到 发表于 2008-3-20 10:08

原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>空姐的瞎说赢得了美元!</FONT></EM></FONT>

泽雅 发表于 2008-3-20 09:51

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>空姐的瞎说赢得了美元!</FONT></EM></FONT>

开朗 发表于 2008-3-20 13:06

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>空姐的瞎说赢得了美元!</FONT></EM></FONT>

冬泳先锋 发表于 2008-3-20 17:59

<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909 size=6>空姐的瞎说赢得了美元!<BR><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT face=隶书 color=#cc3370 size=7>是聪明的智慧赢得的!</FONT></FONT></EM>

岸边 发表于 2008-3-20 16:37

<FONT size=5>空姐提出了自己都不知道答案的问题.</FONT>

白云515 发表于 2008-3-21 11:10

赚钱的机会,属于反应快的人!

冬湖冲 发表于 2008-3-20 19:21

<FONT size=7>机长在游戏中赔了九十美圆!</FONT>

冬骑滑 发表于 2008-3-21 22:05

<P><FONT color=#f70938 size=7>机长薪水比空姐高无所谓呀!</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#f70938 size=7>或者是有意讨好也尚未可知?</FONT></P>

大海的风帆 发表于 2008-3-21 22:41

<P>原文由 开朗 发表:&nbsp;<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></P><P align=center><FONT size=6><EM><FONT color=#f70909>空姐的瞎说赢得了美元!</FONT></EM></FONT></P><P align=center><EM><FONT color=#1111ee size=6>那是因为老外大脑有问题!</FONT></EM></P><P>&nbsp;</P>

滨江美人鱼 发表于 2008-3-23 19:40

原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>空姐的瞎说赢得了美元!</FONT></EM></FONT>

游泳得鱼 发表于 2008-3-23 21:32

智慧赢得的

全都行 发表于 2008-3-24 17:22

原文由 岸边 发表: <FONT size=5>空姐提出了自己都不知道答案的问题.</FONT>
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