转世界之最搞笑版
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:54 编辑 <br /><br /><TABLE height="1%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=a4><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=3><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD style="WORD-BREAK: break-all" colSpan=2><SPAN id=yu><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最先登陆月球的人——嫦娥姑娘（且无需任何设备，极尽环保）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>跑得最快的人——孙先生（大号悟空，一个跟头十万八千里）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 119pt; TEXT-INDENT: -119pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最高的男高音——张三爷（人称翼德，当阳桥上一声吼，喝退曹兵，河水倒流）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 119pt; TEXT-INDENT: -119pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>具有最强杀伤力的女人——孟姑娘（又叫小孟姜，无需动手，只要泪流，长城倾覆）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 119pt; TEXT-INDENT: -119pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最高大的人——如来（如花的哥哥，孙先生在其手上连翻一百单八个跟头也没逃出其手掌，如来身量可见一斑）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>长得最另类的人——刘备（贵为皇叔，臂长过膝，两耳垂肩）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 133pt; TEXT-INDENT: -133pt; mso-char-indent-count: -9.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最有魅力的男人——唐僧（所到之处神飞鬼跳，皮肉细滑得让人垂涎过尺）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最骨感的美人——白姑（就是精精姑娘呀）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最佳厨师——孙二娘（将包子愣能做出人肉儿味来）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最懂兽语的人——叶公（连天上的龙都能给招来，舍他其谁）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最好吃的桃——蟠桃（这可是王母她老人家待客用的）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>拥有最多女婿的人——岳飞他妈（人称岳母）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 119pt; TEXT-INDENT: -119pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最爱钓鱼的人——姜子牙（就是不怎么专业，居然不知道要用钩儿钓鱼）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 126pt; TEXT-INDENT: -126pt; mso-char-indent-count: -9.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>游泳最棒的人——张顺（外号浪里白条，李逵怎么样？能打吧？在水里就不是张顺的对手了）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 147pt; TEXT-INDENT: -147pt; mso-char-indent-count: -10.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>最佳调酒师——吴刚（最拿手的是桂花酒，但也有一点不好，就是总闹绯闻）。 摘自（幽默经典）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><BR></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR class=a4><TD vAlign=bottom><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=bottom align=right colSpan=3><HR width="100%" color=#86b9d6 SIZE=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><br> 哈哈......。有趣！ 哈哈.. <P> </P> <TABLE height="1%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=a4><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=3><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD style="WORD-BREAK: break-all" colSpan=2><SPAN id=yu><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最先登陆月球的人——嫦娥姑娘（且无需任何设备，极尽环保）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>跑得最快的人——孙先生（大号悟空，一个跟头十万八千里）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 119pt; TEXT-INDENT: -119pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最高的男高音——张三爷（人称翼德，当阳桥上一声吼，喝退曹兵，河水倒流）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 119pt; TEXT-INDENT: -119pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>具有最强杀伤力的女人——孟姑娘（又叫小孟姜，无需动手，只要泪流，长城倾覆）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 119pt; TEXT-INDENT: -119pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最高大的人——如来（如花的哥哥，孙先生在其手上连翻一百单八个跟头也没逃出其手掌，如来身量可见一斑）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>长得最另类的人——刘备（贵为皇叔，臂长过膝，两耳垂肩）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 133pt; TEXT-INDENT: -133pt; mso-char-indent-count: -9.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最有魅力的男人——唐僧（所到之处神飞鬼跳，皮肉细滑得让人垂涎过尺）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最骨感的美人——白姑（就是精精姑娘呀）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最佳厨师——孙二娘（将包子愣能做出人肉儿味来）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最懂兽语的人——叶公（连天上的龙都能给招来，舍他其谁）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最好吃的桃——蟠桃（这可是王母她老人家待客用的）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>拥有最多女婿的人——岳飞他妈（人称岳母）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 119pt; TEXT-INDENT: -119pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最爱钓鱼的人——姜子牙（就是不怎么专业，居然不知道要用钩儿钓鱼）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 126pt; TEXT-INDENT: -126pt; mso-char-indent-count: -9.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>游泳最棒的人——张顺（外号浪里白条，李逵怎么样？能打吧？在水里就不是张顺的对手了）；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 147pt; TEXT-INDENT: -147pt; mso-char-indent-count: -10.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>最佳调酒师——吴刚（最拿手的是桂花酒，但也有一点不好，就是总闹绯闻）。 </SPAN></P><BR></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR class=a4><TD vAlign=bottom><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=bottom align=right colSpan=3><HR width="100%" color=#86b9d6 SIZE=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <FONT face=华文行楷 color=#3809f7 size=7>向张顺学习啦？</FONT>
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