转可怕的方言
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:54 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New Times>可怕的方言<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face=黑体><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>话说一个方言很重的县长到村里作报告：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>“兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>（翻译：同志们，乡民们，注意啦！不要讲话，现在开会啦！！）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>县长讲完后，主持人说：“咸菜请香肠酱瓜！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>（翻译：现在请乡长讲话！）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>乡长说：“兔子们，今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>（翻译：同志们，今天的饭够吃了，大家都使大碗吧！）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>“不要酱瓜啦，我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔。。。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>（翻译：不要讲话了，我讲个故事给你们听听。。。）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>这个狗屎有人可能吃到。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>（这个故事有人可能知道。）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>吃不到的也不要着急</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>（知不到的也不要着急）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff><FONT face=黑体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>我现在就给你们拉――</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face=黑体></FONT></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT size=5><FONT face=黑体>你猜猜这是哪里的方言，好可怕！<FONT color=#ff00ff>提倡讲普通话！</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><BR><STRONG><FONT face=黑体 color=#ff00ff size=5>提倡讲普通话！</FONT></STRONG> <P><FONT size=7>中国的母语——汉语——普通话——</FONT></P><P><FONT size=7>所以要推广、普及与提高！</FONT></P> 原文由 飞雁 发表: <STRONG><FONT face=黑体 color=#ff00ff size=5>提倡讲普通话！</FONT></STRONG> 对！
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