兔宝宝 发表于 2008-3-21 17:10

[转贴]空姐的智慧

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New Times>空姐的智慧<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>某日,在一班长途机上,机长在他的休息时间跑到后面想找一空姐搭讪,而空姐却只想看她的杂志。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  机长说:“我们玩个游戏吧。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  空姐嗤之以鼻。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  机长又说:“这游戏是这么玩的,我问你一问题,你不会答,你就给我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>美元,然后你问我一问题,我不会答,我就给你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>美元。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  空姐又嗤之以鼻。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  机长觉得很没趣,然后又加大筹码:“这样吧,你不会答,你给我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>美元,我不会答,我给你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>美元。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  空姐放下杂志,盯着机长看了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>秒钟,然后说:“你问吧。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  机长问:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">747</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>的巡航速度是多少?”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  空姐想了一下,掏出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>美元给机长。然后机长得意地说:“到你问了。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  空姐问道:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>个眼睛,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>个鼻子,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>条腿还有尾巴的是什么?”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  机长想了半天,掏</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>美元给空姐,空姐很从容地收下了。机长觉得很不服气,就追问道:“答案到底是什么?”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>  空姐又掏出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times Roman?; Times mso-ascii-font-family:>美元给机长,继续看她的杂志。<BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008319204532518.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR></SPAN></P>

初来乍到 发表于 2008-3-21 17:15

聪明!

刘娃娃 发表于 2008-3-21 17:31

太智慧啦!

寒江搏浪 发表于 2008-3-21 18:08

<FONT face=宋体 size=5>“答案到底是什么?”</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN>

海底森林 发表于 2008-3-21 18:21

原文由 寒江搏浪 发表: <FONT face=宋体 size=5>“答案到底是什么?”</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN><FONT size=5>哈哈,博浪老师,空姐也不知道啊!</FONT>

睢县小鱼 发表于 2008-3-21 20:53

哈哈

碧波荡漾 发表于 2008-3-21 21:24

哈哈!空姐算术学的好。

冬泳缘 发表于 2008-3-21 21:42

<P><FONT color=#e61a1a size=6><STRONG>空姐高智商啊!</STRONG></FONT></P>

海飞 发表于 2008-3-22 17:53

<FONT size=6>哈哈!稳赚!!!</FONT>

碧浪鲨 发表于 2008-3-23 21:58

晕机。

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-3-24 00:09

原文由 冬泳缘 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#e61a1a size=6><STRONG>空姐高智商啊!</STRONG></FONT></P>
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