麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-27 14:35

[推荐]酒醉之后的千姿百态

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">酒醉之后的千姿百态</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第一种 装腔作势型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第二种 撒娇型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第三种 开朗型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第四种 公主型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第五种 哭闹型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第六种 暴力倾向型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第七种 郁闷型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第八种 老大型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第九种 温柔型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第十种 恐怖型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:我要数星星</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  单位年底欢聚,一个平时很沉稳的同事那天喝得眼睛血红。领导见势不好,赶紧让我把他送回家。可等我伸手招来出租车,这同事却死活不上车,反而兴致勃勃的坐在了马路沿上。只见他抬起头,很豪壮的对着天空说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">谁说天上的星星数不清,今天晚上我就要把它们都数出来!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:拦警车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  一次吃饭,一个哥儿们喝的有些高,但看起来还算清醒,大伙就没理他。饭局散场的时候,这哥儿们忽然冲到马路中央,伸手拦住了一辆正在巡逻的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">110</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">警车,然后拉开车门,冲坐在里面的警察大声说:我知道你们这车一块一一公里,(青岛的出租车定价是每公里一块一)可你们也用不着写这么大给我看,你们以为我是近视眼呀……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:生意真好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  去饭店吃饭,有个哥儿们中途去厕所,回来后很神秘的告诉我们:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这家酒店的生意太好了,连厕所里都摆着两桌!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  大伙正奇怪的时候,一伙人冲了过来,揪起那哥儿们就要打。我们当然不干了,问他们:他又没惹着你们,你们打他干什么?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">打他干什么?我们吃饭吃的好好的,可这家伙跑到我们包房里撒了泡尿就走。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:车漏油了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  有一个比较酷的哥儿们,一次他身穿皮裤脚蹬摩托去赶饭局。一通傻喝之后,大家撤退。在路边分手的时候,这哥儿们忽然尿急起来,就走到一棵树下,没解皮裤,但解开了腰带,只见他手提着腰带,冲着大树就开始畅快起来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  结束的时候,他还拎着腰带一通狂抖。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  然后,他推出自己的摩托车。就在他要发动的时候,他注意到皮裤下的地面居然湿成了一团。于是,他特迷糊的问了我们一句:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">奇怪,我的车怎么漏油了?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:钞票大放送</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  当年在报社的时候,有个同事,他有个特传奇的爱好,一喝高了就喜欢给人发钱,一人一百,让人打车回家。谁不要他就跟谁急,狠不得暴打人家一顿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  可一到第二天,他就特委屈的挨个跑到人家面前,摆出一付可怜相:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">大哥,把昨天给你的钱还给我吧……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  最搞笑的是,同样的给人发钱的事,一个月内居然在他身上发生了三次。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:扔手表</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我同事,酒醉后总爱和人打赌,有一次他深夜不回,我们去各酒馆找他。找到他时,他正在大街上嚷嚷着要和另一个人比手表的优劣。吵到最后,他老人家把手腕上的欧米茄脱下,往街对面一扔,然后急步走过去捡起来兴奋地大叫:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你看,我的手表还在走,你也来试试?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:四海为家</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我家门前有个花坛,有天清晨出门,发现花坛里睡着一个哥儿们,浑身上下只有一条小裤衩。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  而他的衬衣,裤子,领带,都叠得整整齐齐的放在旁边,上面压着他的手机,居然是关了机的。还有皮鞋,也是整整齐齐的摆着,袜子放在鞋洞里……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  看来这哥儿们是把这当家了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  后来一想,幸亏这哥儿们没有裸睡的爱好,不然,更有热闹可看了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:爬楼梯</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  有一次,天津的网友,号称要把上海人灌倒在桌子底下,上海的当然都不服气,于是轮番上阵。从啤酒喝到红酒,从红酒喝到黄酒,从黄酒喝到白酒,最终的结果是:那位天津的老兄本应把脚趾骨折的太太抱上楼,却稀里糊涂把人家六岁的女儿从一楼背到七楼,再从七楼踉踉跄跄送回到一楼,被一顿暴打,眼都青了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:遭遇劫匪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  跟一帮人喝了完酒,约了去某某家。走着走着,一个人就走丢不见了,另一个就去找他。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  大家先到某某家,坐下,过了一会儿走丢的那个人来了,很神气地给大家说他碰上劫匪了,让他连打带吓用砖头把劫匪给砸跑了。话刚说完,去找他的那个人也到了,气急败坏的说走丢的那丫的用砖头砸他,砸得他抱头鼠窜。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:我又来了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  一次,几个朋友约在一家名叫鱼头王的酒店喝酒,其中的一位喝多了之后,硬是要赶到另一家酒店去会又一批酒友,大家栏他不下,只得放他去了。可没过多久,他又一脸灿烂地突然出现在我们面前,一边连声抱歉:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">对不起,对不起,我刚刚喝了一顿,来晚了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">说着,一屁股坐了下来,冲着服务员喊道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">来啊,上饭!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  后来我们才知道说,他离开我们之后,很利落到的钻进了出租车上,冲着司机大声说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">开路,去鱼头王!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  结果,司机带他在街上溜了一圈,又把他送了回来。等他再次来到我们面前时,他已经辨认不出谁是谁来,结果还好一痛抱歉!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:又哭又笑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  前年的冬天,认识了一个女孩。气质好得不行了。我们俩几乎每天都粘在一起。有一次晚上,我们喝的醉醺醺的回了家。她回家之后就开始闹。哭啊,哭的可厉害了。她自己一个人躲在卫生间里哭。我把门踹开把她拉出来,她又钻到大衣橱里去了,接着哭。好不容易把她弄到床上,她又抱着我哭。这还不算完,看到手边的手机,砰的一下。狠狠的往墙壁上砸去。我就那么眼睁睁的看着那漂亮的折叠式手机分成两半。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  第二天,她睡醒过来。撑着脑袋看着地上断成两截的手机,气呼呼的跑下楼拎了个砖头上来。我莫名其妙的看着她。只见这位小姐拿起砖头狠狠的砸向手机,将外壳砸开后,她取出里面的零件,笑咪咪的看着我说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">呵呵,这些零件值</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱呢,把它卖了再凑钱买个手机!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:太可惜了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  一次关系单位来请我们同事喝酒,请客的地点是一家挺高档的酒楼,鲍鱼燕窝什么的,点了一大堆。席间大家频频举杯,轮翻混战,也不知道喝了多少瓶红酒,只记得走的时候,我的一个同事在酒店楼下呕吐不止,一边吐一边惋惜的叫着:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我的鲍鱼呀,我的鱼翅呀,可惜了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">13</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:从南京到镇江</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我认识一大哥,南京人,特喜欢喝酒。那时他来来去去都骑一辆小木兰摩托车,有一晚,他喝醉了,但仍骑着他的摩托车回家。当时他也看不清路了,只知道晕晕乎乎地沿着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">312</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">国道一路前行。记不清骑了多久,等他有点清醒的时候,冷不丁的抬头一看,眼前的一个招牌竟然是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">镇江大酒店</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  他居然从南京骑小木兰摩托车骑到了镇江!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  更狠的是,他又骑着小木兰再从镇江骑回南京。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:情义绵绵</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  有一个平时做派很文雅的男士喝高了,去一棵小树旁方便,完事了抽身要走,却感觉有人扯住了他,他回头推辞,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不,不,太晚了,我该回去了,妹妹再见。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  无奈就是走不脱。等他的人看他一个人忙活,等的不耐烦了,也过来跟他一起劝解,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐,你松手吧,我们以后再来,机会有的是呢。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  来来回回推辞一个多小时之后,他们才发现,他其实是把腰带连人带树一起捆上了,还跟树好一阵情义绵绵……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">15</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:认错了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我哥们单位发年终奖金,他和几个要好的同事一起上饭店庆祝了一通。酒足饭饱之后,出来用车钥匙开自行车,却无论如何都打不开。心想,可能是因为自己喝多了,手发抖的缘故吧?反正今天发了挺多钱,干脆打个车回家得了。于是他把那辆自行车放到出租车的后备箱里,乘出租车回到了家。第二天醒酒后,哥哥来到楼下一看,坏了!他还得打车再把自行车给拉回去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  原来,咋晚上被他拉回家的是同事小李的自行车!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">16</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:到家了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我的一个邻居,喜欢喝酒,常醉。有一次,他喝醉之后上了出租车,司机缓缓开着车等他说去哪里。可等了半天也没动静,回头一看,他正脱衣服呢。司机吓一跳,连忙问:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">先生,你这是干什么!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">他说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">到家了,我要脱衣服睡觉!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">司机赶紧告诉他:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这是我的车,不是你的家。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">他呆呆想了一会儿,大声喊:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">快,快回到我上车的地方去!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">司机问为什么,他说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我刚才以为到家了,把鞋给脱门口了!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">17</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:算命</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  有一次,我的一个外地的朋友到青岛办事,朋友们去饭店聚了一下,结果他喝的有点高,到了酒店后,死活不肯把房间钥匙拿出来,没办法,我们只好去酒店前台另想办法。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  等我们和服务员一起回到房间门口的时候,只见他正津津有味的把自己的钱包里的钞票、信用卡、名片之类的玩艺一张一张整整齐齐的摆在地上。看到我们后,他兴奋而欣喜的说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">来来来,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我给你们算上一卦!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">:把车还我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我一哥儿,就喜欢酒后驾车,一次,回家时正碰上警察在查车。就在他暗叫倒霉下车接受检查的时候,警察接了个电话,捧着手机,指手划脚,滔滔不绝的说了起来。他一看有机可趁,就悄悄的返回车里,趁打电话的警察不备,风风火火的把车开回了家。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  到了第二天,有人来敲他家的门,正是昨天的那个警察。他的酒现在已经醒了,自然理直气壮的质问警察:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你来干什么?有什么事?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  警察说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你的车我已经给你开到了门口,现在,你把警车还给我吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

waiting 发表于 2008-3-27 14:41

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第一种 装腔作势型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第二种 撒娇型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第三种 开朗型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第四种 公主型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第五种 哭闹型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第六种 暴力倾向型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第七种 郁闷型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第八种 老大型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ffccff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>第九种 温柔型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#ffccff size=5>第十种 恐怖型</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

冬泳新兵 发表于 2008-3-27 14:54

原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">酒醉之后的千姿百态</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第一种 装腔作势型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第二种 撒娇型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第三种 开朗型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第四种 公主型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第五种 哭闹型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第六种 暴力倾向型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第七种 郁闷型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第八种 老大型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第九种 温柔型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第十种 恐怖型</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:我要数星星</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  单位年底欢聚,一个平时很沉稳的同事那天喝得眼睛血红。领导见势不好,赶紧让我把他送回家。可等我伸手招来出租车,这同事却死活不上车,反而兴致勃勃的坐在了马路沿上。只见他抬起头,很豪壮的对着天空说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">谁说天上的星星数不清,今天晚上我就要把它们都数出来!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:拦警车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  一次吃饭,一个哥儿们喝的有些高,但看起来还算清醒,大伙就没理他。饭局散场的时候,这哥儿们忽然冲到马路中央,伸手拦住了一辆正在巡逻的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">110</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警车,然后拉开车门,冲坐在里面的警察大声说:我知道你们这车一块一一公里,(青岛的出租车定价是每公里一块一)可你们也用不着写这么大给我看,你们以为我是近视眼呀……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:生意真好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  去饭店吃饭,有个哥儿们中途去厕所,回来后很神秘的告诉我们:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这家酒店的生意太好了,连厕所里都摆着两桌!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  大伙正奇怪的时候,一伙人冲了过来,揪起那哥儿们就要打。我们当然不干了,问他们:他又没惹着你们,你们打他干什么?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">打他干什么?我们吃饭吃的好好的,可这家伙跑到我们包房里撒了泡尿就走。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:车漏油了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  有一个比较酷的哥儿们,一次他身穿皮裤脚蹬摩托去赶饭局。一通傻喝之后,大家撤退。在路边分手的时候,这哥儿们忽然尿急起来,就走到一棵树下,没解皮裤,但解开了腰带,只见他手提着腰带,冲着大树就开始畅快起来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  结束的时候,他还拎着腰带一通狂抖。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  然后,他推出自己的摩托车。就在他要发动的时候,他注意到皮裤下的地面居然湿成了一团。于是,他特迷糊的问了我们一句:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">奇怪,我的车怎么漏油了?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:钞票大放送</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  当年在报社的时候,有个同事,他有个特传奇的爱好,一喝高了就喜欢给人发钱,一人一百,让人打车回家。谁不要他就跟谁急,狠不得暴打人家一顿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  可一到第二天,他就特委屈的挨个跑到人家面前,摆出一付可怜相:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">大哥,把昨天给你的钱还给我吧……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  最搞笑的是,同样的给人发钱的事,一个月内居然在他身上发生了三次。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:扔手表</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  我同事,酒醉后总爱和人打赌,有一次他深夜不回,我们去各酒馆找他。找到他时,他正在大街上嚷嚷着要和另一个人比手表的优劣。吵到最后,他老人家把手腕上的欧米茄脱下,往街对面一扔,然后急步走过去捡起来兴奋地大叫:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你看,我的手表还在走,你也来试试?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:四海为家</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  我家门前有个花坛,有天清晨出门,发现花坛里睡着一个哥儿们,浑身上下只有一条小裤衩。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  而他的衬衣,裤子,领带,都叠得整整齐齐的放在旁边,上面压着他的手机,居然是关了机的。还有皮鞋,也是整整齐齐的摆着,袜子放在鞋洞里……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  看来这哥儿们是把这当家了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  后来一想,幸亏这哥儿们没有裸睡的爱好,不然,更有热闹可看了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:爬楼梯</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  有一次,天津的网友,号称要把上海人灌倒在桌子底下,上海的当然都不服气,于是轮番上阵。从啤酒喝到红酒,从红酒喝到黄酒,从黄酒喝到白酒,最终的结果是:那位天津的老兄本应把脚趾骨折的太太抱上楼,却稀里糊涂把人家六岁的女儿从一楼背到七楼,再从七楼踉踉跄跄送回到一楼,被一顿暴打,眼都青了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:遭遇劫匪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  跟一帮人喝了完酒,约了去某某家。走着走着,一个人就走丢不见了,另一个就去找他。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  大家先到某某家,坐下,过了一会儿走丢的那个人来了,很神气地给大家说他碰上劫匪了,让他连打带吓用砖头把劫匪给砸跑了。话刚说完,去找他的那个人也到了,气急败坏的说走丢的那丫的用砖头砸他,砸得他抱头鼠窜。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:我又来了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  一次,几个朋友约在一家名叫鱼头王的酒店喝酒,其中的一位喝多了之后,硬是要赶到另一家酒店去会又一批酒友,大家栏他不下,只得放他去了。可没过多久,他又一脸灿烂地突然出现在我们面前,一边连声抱歉:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">对不起,对不起,我刚刚喝了一顿,来晚了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说着,一屁股坐了下来,冲着服务员喊道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来啊,上饭!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  后来我们才知道说,他离开我们之后,很利落到的钻进了出租车上,冲着司机大声说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">开路,去鱼头王!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  结果,司机带他在街上溜了一圈,又把他送了回来。等他再次来到我们面前时,他已经辨认不出谁是谁来,结果还好一痛抱歉!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:又哭又笑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  前年的冬天,认识了一个女孩。气质好得不行了。我们俩几乎每天都粘在一起。有一次晚上,我们喝的醉醺醺的回了家。她回家之后就开始闹。哭啊,哭的可厉害了。她自己一个人躲在卫生间里哭。我把门踹开把她拉出来,她又钻到大衣橱里去了,接着哭。好不容易把她弄到床上,她又抱着我哭。这还不算完,看到手边的手机,砰的一下。狠狠的往墙壁上砸去。我就那么眼睁睁的看着那漂亮的折叠式手机分成两半。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  第二天,她睡醒过来。撑着脑袋看着地上断成两截的手机,气呼呼的跑下楼拎了个砖头上来。我莫名其妙的看着她。只见这位小姐拿起砖头狠狠的砸向手机,将外壳砸开后,她取出里面的零件,笑咪咪的看着我说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">呵呵,这些零件值</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">300</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">块钱呢,把它卖了再凑钱买个手机!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:太可惜了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  一次关系单位来请我们同事喝酒,请客的地点是一家挺高档的酒楼,鲍鱼燕窝什么的,点了一大堆。席间大家频频举杯,轮翻混战,也不知道喝了多少瓶红酒,只记得走的时候,我的一个同事在酒店楼下呕吐不止,一边吐一边惋惜的叫着:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我的鲍鱼呀,我的鱼翅呀,可惜了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">13</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:从南京到镇江</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  我认识一大哥,南京人,特喜欢喝酒。那时他来来去去都骑一辆小木兰摩托车,有一晚,他喝醉了,但仍骑着他的摩托车回家。当时他也看不清路了,只知道晕晕乎乎地沿着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">312</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">国道一路前行。记不清骑了多久,等他有点清醒的时候,冷不丁的抬头一看,眼前的一个招牌竟然是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">镇江大酒店</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  他居然从南京骑小木兰摩托车骑到了镇江!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  更狠的是,他又骑着小木兰再从镇江骑回南京。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:情义绵绵</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  有一个平时做派很文雅的男士喝高了,去一棵小树旁方便,完事了抽身要走,却感觉有人扯住了他,他回头推辞,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">不,不,太晚了,我该回去了,妹妹再见。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  无奈就是走不脱。等他的人看他一个人忙活,等的不耐烦了,也过来跟他一起劝解,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小姐,你松手吧,我们以后再来,机会有的是呢。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  来来回回推辞一个多小时之后,他们才发现,他其实是把腰带连人带树一起捆上了,还跟树好一阵情义绵绵……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">15</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:认错了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  我哥们单位发年终奖金,他和几个要好的同事一起上饭店庆祝了一通。酒足饭饱之后,出来用车钥匙开自行车,却无论如何都打不开。心想,可能是因为自己喝多了,手发抖的缘故吧?反正今天发了挺多钱,干脆打个车回家得了。于是他把那辆自行车放到出租车的后备箱里,乘出租车回到了家。第二天醒酒后,哥哥来到楼下一看,坏了!他还得打车再把自行车给拉回去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  原来,咋晚上被他拉回家的是同事小李的自行车!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">16</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:到家了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  我的一个邻居,喜欢喝酒,常醉。有一次,他喝醉之后上了出租车,司机缓缓开着车等他说去哪里。可等了半天也没动静,回头一看,他正脱衣服呢。司机吓一跳,连忙问:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">先生,你这是干什么!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">到家了,我要脱衣服睡觉!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">司机赶紧告诉他:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这是我的车,不是你的家。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他呆呆想了一会儿,大声喊:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">快,快回到我上车的地方去!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">司机问为什么,他说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我刚才以为到家了,把鞋给脱门口了!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">17</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:算命</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  有一次,我的一个外地的朋友到青岛办事,朋友们去饭店聚了一下,结果他喝的有点高,到了酒店后,死活不肯把房间钥匙拿出来,没办法,我们只好去酒店前台另想办法。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  等我们和服务员一起回到房间门口的时候,只见他正津津有味的把自己的钱包里的钞票、信用卡、名片之类的玩艺一张一张整整齐齐的摆在地上。看到我们后,他兴奋而欣喜的说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来来来,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我给你们算上一卦!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:把车还我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  我一哥儿,就喜欢酒后驾车,一次,回家时正碰上警察在查车。就在他暗叫倒霉下车接受检查的时候,警察接了个电话,捧着手机,指手划脚,滔滔不绝的说了起来。他一看有机可趁,就悄悄的返回车里,趁打电话的警察不备,风风火火的把车开回了家。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  到了第二天,有人来敲他家的门,正是昨天的那个警察。他的酒现在已经醒了,自然理直气壮的质问警察:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你来干什么?有什么事?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  警察说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你的车我已经给你开到了门口,现在,你把警车还给我吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; 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