冬骑滑 发表于 2008-3-27 22:42

转麦克雷[笑话]电影院最牛的顾客

本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:53 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">电影院最牛的顾客<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>电影就要开演了,服务员照例在各排座位之间巡视一番,忽然发现一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">NB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>男子闭着眼睛横着躺在三个座位上!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  服务员心想:小伙挺</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">NB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>啊……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  遂上前礼貌的说:“先生,电影就要开演了,请你坐到自己的座位上吧。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  躺着的牛逼男子冲着服务员翻了个白眼,又把眼睛闭上了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  服务员心里嘀咕:八成是经理的朋友,可别得罪了,不然这个月奖金又没了,上回看到一个老头在抠脚丫子臭的前后三排人被迫中途走人上前劝阻了一句,结果是经理老爸,被罚了一个月奖金,这次可得学机灵点·····于是跑去把情况跟经理说了一下·····</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  经理心想:不会是那不争气的兔崽子吧?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  遂上前:“你……”一看不是!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  心想:真</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">NB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>啊……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  遂上前说:“这位朋友,电影就要开演了,你是不是坐下啊,如果想躺着看,楼上有雅座包厢保证您比在这躺着舒服。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">NB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>男子冲经理番了两下白眼,脸部肌肉抽动了几下,又把眼睛闭上了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  经理心里嘀咕:妈的,肯定是旁边</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>电影院看我生意太好找来捣蛋的蛊惑仔,还是报警为好……跑出去打了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">110</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  民警来了,心想:太</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">NB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>了,不知道最近严打啊?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  遂上前询问:喂!混哪路的?!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">NB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>男子冲小张一顿番白眼,嘴里念念有词但很小声听不清楚。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  民警刚要发作,突然心里嘀咕:危险!!!不会是人体炸弹吧??再看那小子禁闭双目,眉头紧锁,嘴里含糊不清的语言……当时那个汗哪……快招刑警和拆弹组!!!!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  刑警队出动,秘密疏散所有观众,包括其他厅刚看的,看到一半的,正看到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">GC</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>的,刚下定决心在黑暗掩护下摸初恋女友手的初中小男生。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  ……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  ……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  当一切安排妥当后,刑警队长穿着防爆服手举着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">mp5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>一步一步接近嫌疑人,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  心想:太</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">NB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>了···年纪轻轻居然视生命如粪土,可惜为敌所用,要是能念个警校……唉。也罢!如今各为其主,别怪兄弟了:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  “说!从哪来的???想干什么??!!!”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff">NB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>男子面如土灰,鲜血从口中不断涌出,肌肉抽搐,不停的番着白眼(看这境界!这个时候了还不忘鄙视我公共安全专家干警)吃力的说道:我……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  我……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>  我……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; 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秋枫松影 发表于 2008-3-28 06:33

<FONT size=5>哈哈 摔晕了</FONT>

泽雅 发表于 2008-3-28 10:28

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>从二楼摔下来的NB。</FONT></EM></FONT>

初来乍到 发表于 2008-3-29 11:35

原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>从二楼摔下来的NB。</FONT></EM></FONT>
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