麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-28 19:31

[推荐]男人让女人感动的一句“粗话”

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男人让女人感动的一句“粗话”</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">赵先生一早起来就头痛得要死,因为他前一天晚上喝得烂醉回家!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; 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FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">先生一头雾水的走进了厨房,然后就真的看到了热腾腾的早餐在桌上还有当天的早报。他看着坐在餐桌边吃早餐的儿子问:“儿子啊,昨天到底发生了什么事?”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="赵"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">赵</SPAN></st1:PersonName><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">先生的儿子回答:“嗯,你凌晨三点跌跌撞撞、大吼大叫地回了家,把几个家俱给打坏踹坏。然后又很聪明的在走廊上撞了墙壁几下,送给了自己一个黑眼圈!”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; 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mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">儿子恍然大悟地说:“喔,你是在问那个。妈昨天看到你醉死地回家,一肚子火地把你拉到房间里,然后想把你脏衣服换掉,结果在脱你裤子的时候你骂了她一句,“喂,小姐,你滚远一点,我已经结婚了!”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

waiting 发表于 2008-3-29 10:49

<FONT color=#ffccff size=5>男士们自己都认为是谎言,那就证明世上无好男人这话是真的!</FONT>

麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-29 08:54

原文由 鹰戈 发表: <br><P>原文由 waiting 发表: <FONT color=#ffddff size=5>好男人!</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5>童话故事!</FONT></P><STRONG><FONT color=#0938f7 size=6>美丽的谎言~~~<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20083298544419.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></STRONG>

鹰戈 发表于 2008-3-28 22:41

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大度英雄 发表于 2008-3-28 22:46

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waiting 发表于 2008-3-28 20:42

<FONT color=#ffddff size=5>好男人!</FONT>

吉祥宝贝 发表于 2008-3-29 10:31

原文由 冬泳新兵 发表: <br><P>原文由 waiting 发表: <FONT color=#ffddff size=5>好男人!</FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT color=#f73809 size=7>就是童话!</FONT></P>

冬泳新兵 发表于 2008-3-29 09:15

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waiting 发表于 2008-3-28 23:17

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白雪迎春 发表于 2008-3-28 23:54

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开心果666 发表于 2008-3-29 17:41

原文由 waiting 发表: <FONT color=#ffccff size=6><FONT color=#6b1ae6>男士们自己都认为是谎言,那就证明世上无好男人这话是真的</FONT><FONT color=#3333cc>!</FONT></FONT>

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-3-28 22:21

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