[分享]经典笑话！一直笑到你落泪
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">经典笑话！一直笑到你落泪</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 蛇、蚂蚁、蜘蛛、蜈蚣几个人在家里搓麻将。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">圈之后，烟抽完了。大家商量让谁去买烟。蛇说：我没脚，我不去，让蚂蚁去。蚂蚁说：蜘蛛八只脚，比我的多，让蜘蛛去。蜘蛛说：我的脚再多也比不过蜈蚣大哥呀，让蜈蚣去吧。蜈蚣无奈，心想：没办法，谁让我脚多呢？于是蜈蚣出门去买烟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个多钟头了，不见蜈蚣回来，两个钟头后，还不见蜈蚣买烟回来。于是大家让蜘蛛出去看看，蜘蛛一出门就看见蜈蚣在门口坐着，蜘蛛很生气，问：你怎么还不去呀？大家等着呢。蜈蚣也急了，说道：废话！你们总得等我穿好鞋吧！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> 原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008329212442222.gif"><BR><BR> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一农民到某汽车销售中心，只见他掏出２０００元人民币往桌子上一拍：“给我来辆桑塔那”，营业员大惊：“你的钱不够啊”，农民不解：“外面不是写着‘桑塔那２００<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="0" UnitName="’">０’</st1:chmetcnv>吗？”营业员：“哦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那您出门往右拐，那家公司的奔驰才６００～～！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 一天深夜，一个年轻女子经过一家精神病院时，突然后面传来“哇”的一声。女子扭头一看，一个一丝不挂的男子正在向她追来。女子吓得拔腿就跑，后面的男人紧追不舍。不好，前面是一条死胡同，女子万念俱灰，跪在地上哭着哀求道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“你愿意干什么就干什么吧，只求你不要杀我。”男子狡黠地笑了笑说：“真的？那现在你开始追我。</SPAN> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">路边停着一辆宝马，属违章停车。警察过来，贴条儿，抄单子。哥们儿从商场出来：“你丫不就是警察么，牛什么啊？不就会贴条儿、抄单子么！”警察看他一眼，没说话，继续抄单子。你要真牛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">b</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，甭贴条儿，你直接叫拖车拖走！”警察看他一眼，还没说话。“牛什么啊！除了贴条儿吓唬我们你们还会什么！牛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">b</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你拖走！”警察抄完单子，打电话，叫拖车。拖车来了。警察看着那哥们儿。“嘿，你还真牛啊！你真牛，你拖走啊！借你俩胆儿！”警察一摆手，拖走了。警察看他两眼，想劝劝他，往后别这么叫板。哥们儿一翻白眼儿：“你牛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">b</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，待会儿你等车主来了你告诉他</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你把他的车拖走了！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 有一家疯人院。一天，院长想看看有多少人病好了。就让护士在墙上画了扇大门儿。只见一个个病人都疯了一样的往墙上撞。院长很失望，忽然他看见只有一个病人无动于衷。院长很是高兴，忙跑过去问他：“难道你不想跟他们出去？病人答道：“这帮傻帽，我这儿有钥匙！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 精神病院里，有两位在交谈：“我的小说怎么样？”“不错，就是出场人数太多。”此时护士冲他们嚷道：“嘿，你们俩快把电话簿放回去。”</SPAN> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008329212442222.gif"><BR><BR>
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