【转贴】 笑话
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:53 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>经典笑话！一直笑到你落泪</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> 蛇、蚂蚁、蜘蛛、蜈蚣几个人在家里搓麻将。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>圈之后，烟抽完了。大家商量让谁去买烟。蛇说：我没脚，我不去，让蚂蚁去。蚂蚁说：蜘蛛八只脚，比我的多，让蜘蛛去。蜘蛛说：我的脚再多也比不过蜈蚣大哥呀，让蜈蚣去吧。蜈蚣无奈，心想：没办法，谁让我脚多呢？于是蜈蚣出门去买烟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>一个多钟头了，不见蜈蚣回来，两个钟头后，还不见蜈蚣买烟回来。于是大家让蜘蛛出去看看，蜘蛛一出门就看见蜈蚣在门口坐着，蜘蛛很生气，问：你怎么还不去呀？大家等着呢。蜈蚣也急了，说道：废话！你们总得等我穿好鞋吧！</SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN> </P><P><BR><FONT face=宋体 size=5> 一天深夜，一个年轻女子经过一家精神病院时，突然后面传来“哇”的一声。女子扭头一看，一个一丝不挂的男子正在向她追来。女子吓得拔腿就跑，后面的男人紧追不舍。不好，前面是一条死胡同，女子万念俱灰，跪在地上哭着哀求道</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: " Times Roman?; New mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA? mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;>:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA?>“你愿意干什么就干什么吧，只求你不要杀我。”男子狡黠地笑了笑说：“真的？那现在你开始追我。</SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA?></SPAN><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 100%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008329203724964.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR></P>有趣 可笑
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