转[笑话]难以实现
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:52 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=6>难以实现</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>马哈哈开车带着全家行驶在乡间小路上，突然，他发现有一只青蛙正在横穿马路。马哈哈赶紧刹住车，走下来，把青蛙放到了路边。青蛙非常感谢马哈哈，并答应实现马哈哈的一个愿望。于是，马哈哈便对青蛙说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> “下一周要举行‘选狗大赛’，我想让我的狗得第</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>一。”青蛙要求看一看狗，马哈哈便从车中把狗抱了出来。青蛙一看，那只狗又蠢又胖，而且还只有三条腿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>“这个愿望恐怕难以实现，您还是换个别的愿望</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吧！”青蛙面带愧疚地说。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>“那么这样吧，你让我的妻子在下届的选美比赛中获得第一吧！”马哈哈要求道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning: mso-bidi-font-family:> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: " New Roman?; Times 宋体; mso-fareast-font-family: AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning:> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning: mso-bidi-font-family:>青蛙让马哈哈的妻子从车里出来，看了看说：“我能再看一看刚才那只狗吗？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: " New Roman?; Times 宋体; mso-fareast-font-family: AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning:><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> <BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 100%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008329204533281.jpg" width=574 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR></SPAN></SPAN></P><P><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: " New Roman?; Times 宋体; mso-fareast-font-family: AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning:><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 50%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008329204716698.jpg" width=574 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR></P></SPAN></SPAN><br> 哈哈~~~！ <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??><FONT size=6>难以实现</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN> 哈哈 <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842102813658.jpg"><BR><BR><FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#f70909>为什么呢/</FONT></EM></FONT>
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