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麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-30 20:05

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一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势汹汹地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-30 21:58

原文由麦克雷发表: 一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势汹汹地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008330215741142.jpg">

冬泳新兵 发表于 2008-3-31 10:31

原文由麦克雷发表: 原文由麦克雷发表: 一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势汹汹地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008330215741142.jpg">

麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-30 20:07

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麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-30 20:06

大哥，你别在摸了！     你摸了上面摸下面，毛都让你摸掉了，这么嫩的皮，被你摸的都流水了！你让俺以后怎么卖？        这桃都是新鲜的，您不买就算了！ <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

兔宝宝 发表于 2008-3-30 21:15

村长厉害。

麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-30 20:08

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麦克雷 发表于 2008-3-30 21:08

某君开车内急 ,情急之下尿在空雪碧瓶里 ,趁堵车时奔下车想把瓶扔到垃圾桶里被一敬职的巡警拦住, 瓶里装的啥 ,喝剩的雪碧, 那你喝一口给我看看！<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-3-30 20:06

<IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200833020551883.jpg"> 我是便衣

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