[笑话]看奥运
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">看奥运</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 48pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在山区,刚刚买电视机的一位老奶奶看完奥运会百米赛跑后,告诉邻居说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哎哑哑,昨天电视真吓人,几个挖煤的人只穿着背心,大概是犯了什么事儿,齐齐的跪成一排,一个拿枪看着他们——是要枪毙呢!那拿枪的没瞄准就开枪了,结果一个也没打中。那些小伙们那个跑呀——是给吓的。到处是人,唉,那里跑得掉呀,可怜可怜,前面还有一个绳子拦着,娃娃们急了,都冲过去了,没想到,还有人拦在前面,一把就抱住了跑在最前面的,不知道后来怎么折磨他们呢…………</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7>老奶奶的描述太精彩了!</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#f70909 size=7>哈!哈!</FONT></P>
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