麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-3 10:03

[分享]"****!又没打中!!"

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: blue">"****!</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又没打中</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: blue">!!"<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有个神父甚爱打</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">golf,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">但球技甚烂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">每次球没打进洞里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">就会大骂一声</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"Fuck!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又没打中</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!!" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有一天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一个修女实在看不过去了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">劝告神父说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">: <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">神父啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我们神职人员不可以说脏话的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不然上帝会用雷电劈你喔</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!!" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">神父心里虽明白</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">但是就是改不掉这个坏习惯</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有一天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">神父又在打</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">golf</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这一次</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">神父还是没进</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">他一气之下又冲口而出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">: "Fuck! </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又没打中</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!!" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">修女闻言正欲劝解</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">谁知霎时间阴风惨惨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">云如涌浪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">天地为之色变</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">草木为之愁颜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不多时</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只见天上一道疾电破空而下</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">劈中虔诚的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">..........</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">修女</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!!!!! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">躲过一劫的神父在一旁惊魂未定</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">突然从天上传来一声</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">: "Fuck!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又没打中</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

泽雅 发表于 2008-4-3 10:06

<FONT size=6><EM><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT face=宋体>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 天上传来一声</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">: <FONT size=6>"Fuck!又没打中！！</FONT></SPAN></FONT></EM></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><EM><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT size=6><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></EM></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-4-3 11:46

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