麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-4 09:30

[笑话]学历很有用

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">学历很有用</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">一天，朋友跟我诉苦。一个月拼死拼活，一分钱不花，才能买到半个单人床都不到片大点地方，结婚得</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">年，买房得</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">25</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">年……聊着聊着，不知怎么就聊到不如花</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱买把菜刀去抢银行……</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">聊着聊着就睡着了，做了一个梦，我们两个去抢银行了，手持菜刀凶神恶煞冲进去了，突然一个保安窜出来拦住了我们。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff"> "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">来抢银行？哪个学校毕业的？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">" "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">是不是本科以上学历？四级英语过了没有？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">是不是优秀学生干部？以前有没有过从抢经验？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">最后，保安凶狠地说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">不符合条件者，不许抢！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">我们惊呆了，菜刀从手中滑落。我们挥刀自刎了……恍惚中我们发现自己又来到了阎罗殿，看见阎王爷坐在殿前，两边牛头马面呈上我们简历。阎王爷看后大笔一挥，说道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">研究生上刀山，本科下油锅，专科下火海，没有学历的这里暂不录取。过六级的水煮，过四级的油炸，没过的等过了再来报到……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">我们连冤枉都没来得及喊，就被小鬼架了出去……</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">黄泉路上，小鬼儿押着我们，还跟我们唠叨着：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">快走快走！你俩够幸运的了，我就因为挂了一门儿，干这等苦差事，至今还没在阴间落户呢，只有暂住证。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #00ccff"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

关东女侠 发表于 2008-4-4 09:39

学历很有用

冬泳新兵 发表于 2008-4-4 12:55

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